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He can't name a single case he's won in this arena because he is a fucking loser who loses all his cases.
T. Greg Doucette / Thomas Gregory Doucette / greg_doucette / TGDLaw / fsckemall / lawdevnull / TDot - Super Lawyer, Failed Politician, Captain of The Threadnought, Drowning in Debt
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He can't name a single case he's won in this arena because he is a fucking loser who loses all his cases.
Pham
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presented without context
m'twitter
ShortRound
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Even his neck is fat
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Even his face is fat. Look how fat this fat bastard is. He's the best #kickvic has. A disgusting fat Baron Harkonnen clone. What a disgusting fat piece of shit.
Dredgen
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He looks like he’s a blanket party away from shooting R. Lee Ermey in the bathroom.
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Rest in peace, Gunny.
BBChannel
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Holy shit, he's gomer pyle on that first image.
Is that blubber part of his neck or is that fat from his skull?
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Even his fat is fat.
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Douchette the Hutt.
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He needs a cpap to breathe. So at least we know he can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Pham
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Dredgen
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My head canon is now Pvt Pyle got His section 8 and went on to be a twitter lawyer instead of killing himself. They’re similarly exceptional.
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He's convinced he's a bear and continues to eat, putting on weight for the winter.
Then doesn't hibernate so he keeps eating.
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Must resist urge to meme ......... can't stop....
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No, or at least not exactly. It's more complicated than that. You can still test as pure European; I tested as 100% European on a 23andMe test.
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You're all beautiful people doing wonderful things.
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(with apologies to Tom Waits)
"Poor Doucette"
Did you hear the news about Doucette?
On the back of his head
He had another face
Was it a sperm whale’s face?
Or a conslut.
They said to remove it would kill him
So poor Doucette was doomed
The face could reeeee and lie
It was his devil twin
And at night it spoke to him
Things heard only in hell
But they were impossible to separate
Chained together for life
Finally the court tolled his doom
He tweeted a final thread
And hung himself and her from the balcony irons
Some still believe he was freed from her
But Kiwis knew her too well
They say she drove him to suicide
And took poor Doucette to hell
(original here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGci5Tlur9o)
"Poor Doucette"
Did you hear the news about Doucette?
On the back of his head
He had another face
Was it a sperm whale’s face?
Or a conslut.
They said to remove it would kill him
So poor Doucette was doomed
The face could reeeee and lie
It was his devil twin
And at night it spoke to him
Things heard only in hell
But they were impossible to separate
Chained together for life
Finally the court tolled his doom
He tweeted a final thread
And hung himself and her from the balcony irons
Some still believe he was freed from her
But Kiwis knew her too well
They say she drove him to suicide
And took poor Doucette to hell
(original here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGci5Tlur9o)