🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Letting The Juice loose on the Killstream would get Ralph kicked off Dlive, I guarantee it. I can already see it now, Ralph finally falling asleep from one of the biggest turn outs ever, on Dlive no less. He chuckles in dolphin as he thinks about all those alogs on /cow/ The Ranch, coping by spamming their flashing rainbow text. He imagines Josh sipping on shitty borscht, made with poisonious water in some shithole Eastern European country, with only his site for incels losers to live for. He sees us regulars who fill this thread, typing away with bitterness and envy, with nothing better to with our pathetic lives than chart his success, just seething and tapping away on keysboards covered in dry cum. He can already see the headlins: "OJ Simpson Gives Exclusive Interview to Small Online Talk Show", "Biggest Stream In Dlive History", "How 'The Killstream' Unseated Pewdiepie As The King of Dlive With OJ Exclusive". He imagines all this as he dows the last shot of whiskey, washing down a nice xany, and finally letting his fat little head hit the pillow, falling instantly asleep as Dlive obliterate his channel off the platform.
 
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A Humble Ewok said:
Letting The Juice loose on the Killstream would get Ralph kicked off Dlive, I guarantee it. I can already see it now, Ralph finally falling asleep from one of the biggest turn outs ever, on Dlive no less. He chuckles in dolphin as he thinks about all those alogs on /cow/ The Ranch, coping by spamming their flashing rainbow text. He imagines Josh sipping on shitty borscht, made with poisonious water in some shithole Eastern European country, with only his site for incels losers to live for. He sees us regulars who fill this thread, typing away with bitterness and envy, with nothing better to with our pathetic lives than chart his success, just seething and tapping away on keysboards covered in dry cum. He can already see the headlins: "OJ Simpson Gives Exclusive Interview to Small Online Talk Show", "Biggest Stream In Dlive History", "How 'The Killstream' Unseated Pewdiepie As The King of Dlive With OJ Exclusive". He imagines all this as he dows the last shot of whiskey, washing down a nice xany, and finally letting his fat little head hit the pillow, falling instantly asleep as Dlive obliterate his channel off the platform.
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The sad part is, Ralph doesn't have a life outside of the internet. He lives with his mom so him daydreaming about Josh's Borscht and the Ranch being losers is just projection on his end at this point.
 
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I’ve been avoiding this for the last few weeks just because I actually kind of like Ralph. Has he come off the bender at all or is he still a raging trashfire as opposed to a managable one?
 
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The thing that stuns me the most is why do people give money to Ralph. He has no original content. It's all based off the news, internet drama, etc. Which anyone can read, look up more about, and form their own opinion. Like I understand Jim doesn't have OC either, but it's all a discovery into something most people would never know. That being said I still wouldn't even give Jim money for the entertainment.

Now I know having Nick Fuentes gave him a lot of views but the next day he goes back to 500. Then before that he had on mumkeys ex-girl, but still that's not OC. The thing people use to watch Ralph for is people shitting on each other which doesn't happen anymore. Ironically after everyone BTFOs everyone there is no one left. The well runs dry after a while. Him being a sperg, and hypothesizing his possible downfall was the most entertaining thing he personally interested me in. Other than that he's just a guy which leads me back to why give him money?
Like whether anyone likes dispatch or not he does provide people with a product. Dear leader provides us with a product. Dick Masterson provides a product. I just don't get it.

Tl;Dr Ralph's a nigger and paypigs really confuse me
 
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I bet some handwriting expert out there could give an opinion on who did this if they had other known tagging samples from the suspect.

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Considering she's a literal whore, it probably involved an exchange of money.
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Ya, and Zoom IS a pedo. Just checkout his "girlfriend" and her "acting" like a small child in these videos: http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=16192783532150725276

I don't think it's acting...I think she's stuck in childhood from being molested and that "skit" about Zoom doing what she told him never to do (CP shit) is true. She's like that in literally every stream I've seen her on, even when she called in to the Ralph Retort in that five hour CP stream.
 
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So is Ralph pulling dongalitus numbers or is the gunt gone now?
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He pulled 1.2K due to Nick's fans hoping Owen would appear to get shanked, now he's back to his normal numbers, made a decent stash of lino funny money tonight live-reading trap shota hentai with Rand and Flamenco to pay tribute to Exhentai getting the axe. And yes, you did read that correctly, this is where he's at close to the one-year anniversary of the boulder stream.
 
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Lord Akira said:
He pulled 1.2K due to Nick's fans hoping Owen would appear to get shanked, now he's back to his normal numbers, made a decent stash of lino funny money tonight live-reading trap shota hentai with Rand and Flamenco to pay tribute to Exhentai getting the axe. And yes, you did read that correctly, this is where he's at close to the one-year anniversary of the boulder stream.
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Honestly that sounds like an improvement over what he's been doing the past 3-4 months.
 
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He pulled 1.2K due to Nick's fans hoping Owen would appear to get shanked, now he's back to his normal numbers, made a decent stash of lino funny money tonight live-reading trap shota hentai with Rand and Flamenco to pay tribute to Exhentai getting the axe. And yes, you did read that correctly, this is where he's at close to the one-year anniversary of the boulder stream.
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Is it fair to say, these fans/viewers are basically nomadic at this point. Aren't these the same guys that were with Tonkasaw, Ralph, and Warski? I feel Ralph can actually get them back. the Coffin hasn't been nailed like it did for Tonka or Matt.
 
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WutangLee said:
Is it fair to say, these fans/viewers are basically nomadic at this point. Aren't these the same guys that were with Tonkasaw, Ralph, and Warski? I feel Ralph can actually get them back. the Coffin hasn't been nailed like it did for Tonka or Matt.
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He just needs to stop being a sensitive faggot who sucks off metokur every day.
That's the problem with most of IBS. They latch onto Jim and forget how to make their own content. They expect hand holding.
 
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He just needs to stop being a sensitive faggot who sucks off metokur every day.
That's the problem with most of IBS. They latch onto Jim and forget how to make their own content. They expect hand holding.
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True. But they're also unbearably boring as shit. They have nothing productive to talk about other than gossiping about their club.
 
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Lord Akira said:
He pulled 1.2K due to Nick's fans hoping Owen would appear to get shanked, now he's back to his normal numbers, made a decent stash of lino funny money tonight live-reading trap shota hentai with Rand and Flamenco to pay tribute to Exhentai getting the axe. And yes, you did read that correctly, this is where he's at close to the one-year anniversary of the boulder stream.
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They should have called it the Vee stream, side note no one running sites on the fringes of public acceptance should ever host in any European nation
 
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