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If you really had to who would you sex?

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ToroidalBoat said:
I mentioned them over in the Kengle thread, but I found these stories of what marriage could be like if autistic incels somehow managed to get married (even though the site may have a bias).
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I think I've seen this before. Personally, I believe the author is a self hating autist writing fetish fantasy fiction or whatever. Plus, unlike autistic persons, incels have emotions. Jealousy of "Chads" and rage towards their complete lack of social skills and/or success with women in general.

Many incels claim autism but I claim bullshit. It's just a self diagnosis to claim superior intellect over normies while at the same time making excuses for being an unlikable twat.

Then again, maybe some people truly are hopeless with the sex they want to be with.
 
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ATaxingWoman said:
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Even though this is fake, the mind that would even consider thinking of this is demented enough that no one would date them for the long term because even if they're able to contain it for a couple of dates, it'll come out eventually. Probably when they start calling them a slut for having not fucked them by the second date or for wanting the sex to be mutually enjoyable
 
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Even though this is fake, the mind that would even consider thinking of this is demented enough that no one would date them for the long term because even if they're able to contain it for a couple of dates, it'll come out eventually. Probably when they start calling them a slut for having not fucked them by the second date or for wanting the sex to be mutually enjoyable
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Yeah incels have very poor acting and social skills in general.

Incels love to use the existence of abusers getting more girls than incels as "proof" that women love to have their heads caved in by abusive chads.

They never seem to realize the fact the vast majority of abusers lure their victims by coming across as super charming and showering their victims in excessive affection at first(love-bombing) until the victim is hooked. Then they start getting more and more possessive and start showing their true colors.

Incels don't have the social skills or the brains to really hide their misogyny and craziness .
 
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Never bothered looking into incels until recently and my God, is it cringy.

I was watching Mr. Metokur's stream about incels and the /R9K incel murder and this "BBC Theory" came up and I could barely get through it. Imagine going through life thinking it's one long episode of BLACKED, and that the reason you can't get laid is because every black guy is a 'chad' with 2 footer, and 'staceys' can't get enough of them.

As a kid, I loved Kung-Fu films and thought all Chinese people knew Kung-Fu and could defy gravity. I grew out of it, incels never did.
 
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PenskeMaterial said:
As a kid, I loved Kung-Fu films and thought all Chinese people knew Kung-Fu and could defy gravity. I grew out of it, incels never did.
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Slight powerlevel story, but years ago we were just messing around and joking with an acquaintance of our group of friends who happened to be asian about how all of his people knew martial arts, which he fiercely denied and one of us went to playfully shove his shoulder and he performed a judo like takedown . The immediate response from the person he dropped was something along the lines of, "See you do all know kung-fu!!!"
 
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Duke Nukem said:
I think I've seen this before. Personally, I believe the author is a self hating autist writing fetish fantasy fiction or whatever. Plus, unlike autistic persons, incels have emotions. Jealousy of "Chads" and rage towards their complete lack of social skills and/or success with women in general.

Many incels claim autism but I claim bullshit. It's just a self diagnosis to claim superior intellect over normies while at the same time making excuses for being an unlikable twat.

Then again, maybe some people truly are hopeless with the sex they want to be with.
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I've seen that Heartless Aspergers site before. I suspect what really happened is that the author had a husband who was a high functioning autist and for whatever reason it didn't work out, possibly because they never quite got over the communication divide, possibly because he probably did do some autismal things, whatever, and she was so butthurt about it that she wrote a screed basically blaming autism as the sole and inalienable cause that the relationship failed.
 
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Ginger Piglet said:
I've seen that Heartless Aspergers site before. I suspect what really happened is that the author had a husband who was a high functioning autist and for whatever reason it didn't work out, possibly because they never quite got over the communication divide, possibly because he probably did do some autismal things, whatever, and she was so butthurt about it that she wrote a screed basically blaming autism as the sole and inalienable cause that the relationship failed.
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Reminds me of that woman who dumped her boyfriend because he played Magic The Gathering in his down time. Turns out that the guy is a big time poker player and has some serious assets. And the internet made her life hell for a while, hopefully she's still lonely and depressed to this day.
 
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This is the cringiest thing I've read in a while, holy shit.
 
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ProgKing of the North said:
Notice they never actually have dinner
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Lol.

The women don’t eat the gourmet dinner they’re supposed to make in these fantasies, either.

Begs the question of how she’s supposed to stay thin while he gorges himself on the high calorie chicken tendies he no doubt demands.
 
Cosmos said:
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This is the cringiest thing I've read in a while, holy shit.
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This is like they found out about Master/Slave BDSM relationships but actually didn't even know how those worked and somehow made it cringier

Also jeez, what awful sex he's imagining that there's a set line of what must be said and the girl can recite it instantly. That woman will have to start masturbating if she ever wants to have an orgasm and will be begging him to cum just to get the whole embarrassment over with
 
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Ginger Piglet said:
Ten to one that incel is a Gorean.
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Had to Google that. Holy shit, you sent me down a rabbit hole. I'd heard of the Gor series and how bad it is but I didn't realize how seriously some people take it. I'm usually not too judgmental of the BDSM scene (not my thing, but as long as it's not hurting anyone I don't care what gets you off) but this is just cringey as fuck.
 
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Cosmos said:
Had to Google that. Holy shit, you sent me down a rabbit hole. I'd heard of the Gor series and how bad it is but I didn't realize how seriously some people take it. I'm usually not too judgmental of the BDSM scene (not my thing, but as long as it's not hurting anyone I don't care what gets you off) but this is just cringey as fuck.
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Just a heads up for all that even though that's a wiki link it's still NSFW

Also holy shit
 
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