Please do not rate maaliktheprisonguard's posts dumb &/or autistic, thank you.

[BILLY MAYS]

Allow me to explain stonetoss. The point of a stonetoss comic is in fact to make delusional people angry. As in what basically it does is that it will state a hard provable fact and people who are well aware of how much of a reality it is, won’t get offended because they know it is a hard reality. But people who accept lies as truth will sperg over these hard facts, proceeding to make asses of themselves trying to bend reality. Let me give you an example:

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If you look at this comic, the hard fact is that an overwhelming majority of homosexuals have experienced child sexual abuse. The joke is that in order for a person to be homosexual, the father would have to be a pedophile that rapes his kids. If you get angry at this, you are getting angry at hard facts making you the lolcow.
Here is some evidence.

EDIT: I have removed the mention as I have been told targeting specific people is not allowed.

@maaliktheprisonguard is a sensitive soul and dumb ratings reminds him of the time he was bullied by girls in his school, so please stop rating him dumb.

 

[Tahoma]

oh dear

 

[Orth]

I can call @maaliktheprisonguard a pussy though, right?

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Damn, now I really wanna know what the mention was

Also Stonetoss thread continues to deliver, great work @Pointless Pedant

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I sure hope nobody goes through his post history and rates all of them dumb or something.

 

[Samoyed]

"i'm here to own the libs with my hardcore facts on the homos. i care about ratings"
- @maaliktheprisonguard

 

[Arctic Fox]

Lmao. Actually caring about meaningless online ratings. They're just an easy way to agree/disagree/whatever.
They're fucking pointless, dude.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Damn, now I really wanna know what the mention was

Also Stonetoss thread continues to deliver, great work @Pointless Pedant

Libtard.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Do most people not turn off the 'rating' notifications? @maaliktheprisonguard do you go back and masturbate to ratings?

 

[Pomniman]

Do most people not turn off the 'rating' notifications? @maaliktheprisonguard do you go back and masturbate to ratings?

That'd ruin the fun of the system. The key is just to not sperg out about them.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

Do most people not turn off the 'rating' notifications? @maaliktheprisonguard do you go back and masturbate to ratings?

How else am I supposed to validate my pathetic existence?

 

[Eryngium]

Maalik is also a self described "power top", so if there are any Bottoms out there don't be shy to hit him up!

 

[Aquinas]

@maaliktheprisonguard I'll be is power bottom

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

@maaliktheprisonguard sounds like exactly the sort of person @Ashy the Angel would fuck in the ass.

 

[Aquinas]

Maalik used to be in our discord. he talked about how he would post Naruto songs in the jerry peet thread because its Trolling (???) peet

 

[mr.moon1488]

@maaliktheprisonguard sounds like exactly the sort of person @Ashy the Angel would fuck in the ass.

Ass raping is a reward, nostril raping is punishment.

 

[Vampirella]

Now where have I seen this before...

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

I'm starting to think he might become a lolcow in the future at some point...

 

[AF 802]

Now where have I seen this before...

Didn't Colonel J have a thread like this too before?

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

He spent some time in chat the other day demanding to know how we'd react if the checkout girl in his local store accused him of rape. He seems very worried about being #metooed for someone who doesn't rape random checkout girls.