Containment What If?

[The Husbando Collector]

What if Chris improved his hygiene and got rid of that fried, thin, greasy seaweed mop he calls hair? Or manages to hold down a steady job for at least a year?

Edit: forgot a word

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris improved his hygiene and got rid of that fried, thin, greasy seaweed mop he calls hair? Or manages to hold down a steady job for at least a year?

It'd be like Breaking Bad for both answers.

 

[Crichax]

What if Chris became a Homestuck?

 

[Mediocre]

What if Chris improved his hygiene and got rid of that fried, thin, greasy seaweed mop he calls hair? Or manages to hold down a steady job for at least a year?

Edit: forgot a word

Chris will never shave his hair, I have noticed when seeing disabled people with a tard wrangler out in the streets they seem to always be rocking the full blown skullet instead of shaving.

What will be interesting is when Chris starts experimenting with wigs (unless he hasn't already), he'll probably buy cheap neon costume ones from Amazon or something to try and look like a animu girl.

 

[Broseph]

What if David Merrill Gill was alt-universe chris if he never went tranny and made bob die of shame?

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I just read the thread about him and all I gotta say is Christ, that guy looks and acts like even more of a fucking mongo than Chris.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if "For Julie's eyes only" and "Bob walks in" happened at the same time?
Senario: When Bob opens the door, he sees Chris, butt naked, humping the doll. Chris got interrupted when Bob asked "So what's you're doing?"

 

[weegrumpy]

I played plague inc before and his disease type is either of the three: Bacteria, Fungus, or Virus

why not all three lol, damn when I watched let plays of Plague inc, it terrified me how quickly a disease could spread yikes

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I always wondered what if Sonichu was a real franchise. Would Nintendo/Sega sue the hell out of an autistic man?

 

[Tikbalang]

I always wondered what if Sonichu was a real franchise. Would Nintendo/Sega sue the hell out of an autistic man?

If they sue, would it change his view on Sonic and Pokeman? Games made by trolls?

 

[WutangLee]

I always wondered what if Sonichu was a real franchise. Would Nintendo/Sega sue the hell out of an autistic man?

They would not only sue him, but completely go scorched earth. Chris' tard immunity has its limits. Imagine how Sega or Nintendo have to answer parents angry over Sonichu getting fucked by Chris?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If they sue, would it change his view on Sonic and Pokeman? Games made by trolls?

Good point. Chris does have a face value POV when it comes to corporations.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris drank Belle Delphine's bath water?

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

I always wondered what if Sonichu was a real franchise. Would Nintendo/Sega sue the hell out of an autistic man?

Japanese companies are notoriously litigious when it comes to intellectual property.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris drank Belle Delphine's bath water?

He'll just mix it with fanta

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Chris will never shave his hair, I have noticed when seeing disabled people with a tard wrangler out in the streets they seem to always be rocking the full blown skullet instead of shaving.

You ever try to keep a tard still? It's easier to just leave them with the Bill Bailey Special.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) went to a Pmurt rally?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

what if Chris(tine) went to a Pmurt rally?

He'd attempt to Spin Dash the President

 

[Tikbalang]

What if there's a 4-day LegoCon and 4-day Sonic-Con the next day after Bronycon?

 

[BigDickBandit]

What if there's a 4-day LegoCon and 4-day Sonic-Con the next day after Bronycon?

"It has been 8 days since Chris has met his paid obligations to continue the Sonichu series"

"It had been 0 days since Chris last begged for money"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Dunno if this has been asked already, but what if Idea Guy and Teen Troon Squad never got involved with Chris?