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It's in the public Records look up. Not like forged birth certificate. The marriage is in documentations not provided by Coffin. So legit I suppose?
I posted this already a few messages ago. Page 13.
Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife
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It's in the public Records look up. Not like forged birth certificate. The marriage is in documentations not provided by Coffin. So legit I suppose?
I posted this already a few messages ago. Page 13.
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man fuck living in 2015 with these lifelike cyborgs and shit causing this dumbass ambiguity of humanity
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The big tits pictures might actually be the real girl too rather than shooping.
In the boob squeeze gif you can see she's stuffing her bra. There are tutorials for this all over the internet. Basically, you start with your natural boobs and put on a bra that fits. Then you stuff with socks or chicken cutlets (fake books) and get a bigger, padded bra to contain the new fake boobs. Then you do the same, each time layering with cutlets, socks, or just a bigger padded bra until you reach the desired size.
In the boob gif you can see she's using that technique. I think that explains the inconsistencies in boob size.
There is definitely shooping too though, and perhaps also a doll.
In the boob squeeze gif you can see she's stuffing her bra. There are tutorials for this all over the internet. Basically, you start with your natural boobs and put on a bra that fits. Then you stuff with socks or chicken cutlets (fake books) and get a bigger, padded bra to contain the new fake boobs. Then you do the same, each time layering with cutlets, socks, or just a bigger padded bra until you reach the desired size.
In the boob gif you can see she's using that technique. I think that explains the inconsistencies in boob size.
There is definitely shooping too though, and perhaps also a doll.
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I wouldn't be so sure.Guys, this is what a realdoll looks like.
Notice the synthetic skin and hair, dead expression, and glass eyes. Yeah, they're the most realistic dolls on the market, but they still look like mannequins. He probably either stole pictures off of somebody's facebook, or took pictures with a hooker. (Which is helluva lot cheaper than a realdoll, just throwing that out there.)
There are a few of gifs of cosplayers like this on the internet. It's really impressive they're able to do it, but if girls who aren't even in control of the camera can do it I don't see it as being that unusual or evidence of a doll.
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I imagine it's similar to Jackass but with the added benefit of self-flagellating himself for being a cishet white male.
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HAHAHAHAAHAHhaahAHAAHAHA
SO FUCKING BAD
SO FUCKING BAD
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Maybe Peter should just accept he is bad at being funny. Lots of people suck at it, comedy is hard and not everyone can do it.
Has he thought about more serious issues such as Global Economic Changes, Foreign Policy, Dramatic Shifts in Technology, or something much more serious?
There are lots of people on youtube already who make bad music videos. Why not put his skill into making something that matters?
I may be expecting too much though...
I do not have the words for how creepy that is.
So to summarize, he is a man who is in his 30's, has "patrons", uses welfare, makes really bad unfunny youtube videos, blocks his critics from viewing his twitter, and has a thing for purchasing robotic doll girlfriends.
I am so glad I found this site!
I really had no idea how much there was out there that was I was missing...
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Despite all the discussion in this thread about the increasing likelihood of Peter's wife being real, it's this GIF that throws me off every time. The other GIFs look believable, in that I could believe it's a real woman, but the sudden movement of her nose in this one is incredibly jarring.
That and the fact that we still, still don't have a normal video of his "wife". Something that would take a few seconds to film. Even in the "best" video we have, she's still wearing a darth maul mask. Why would she be wearing a Star Wars mask in a video meant to prove her existence!?
Nothing about this case adds up...
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eh I'm inclined to believe she's legit. Her tumblr is established. She has personal shit AND there are loads of photos of her with the kid. She also has several photos of her in that Darth Maul mask.
The boob GIF she must be wearing 2 bras (or a reaaaalllly good push-up) as someone said in the thread much earlier. She seems to really emphasise her boobs sometimes rather than it being two people. A different bra makes all the difference.
Only thing that still trips me out is the outfit photos with her weird as shit stance
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1421806444967-jpg.13676/
Why would a normal person stand like that? Literally the only thing I can think is that she's doing it to give herself a thigh gap because she's THAT self conscious but I just don't know.
She's definitely his girlfriend and the mother of his child, the rest is still confusing.
Edit: the "always looking at exactly the same point and her expression being the same" thing is because she's looking into the camera on the back of her phone. I do it too otherwise I look super derpy, focus on the black dot. In the face GIF thing, 99% of the photos have the camera in the exact same place so her eyes are obv gonna look identical.
I think she's just insecure as fuck. She's:
• Punching well below her weight in the relationship department,
• Taking a lot of care for her photos to be perfectly framed each time,
• Contorting herself into some Uncanny Valley poses just to look as gorgeous as possible
• Too self conscious to care about anything else in the shot whether that's her boyfriend or baby. There's a really fucking weird photo on her tumblr of her doing her stereotypical pose in a public bathroom with her baby where like its so fake and strange. Kinda like Kailyns photos, scarily false and emotionless.
The boob GIF she must be wearing 2 bras (or a reaaaalllly good push-up) as someone said in the thread much earlier. She seems to really emphasise her boobs sometimes rather than it being two people. A different bra makes all the difference.
Only thing that still trips me out is the outfit photos with her weird as shit stance
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1421806444967-jpg.13676/
Why would a normal person stand like that? Literally the only thing I can think is that she's doing it to give herself a thigh gap because she's THAT self conscious but I just don't know.
She's definitely his girlfriend and the mother of his child, the rest is still confusing.
Edit: the "always looking at exactly the same point and her expression being the same" thing is because she's looking into the camera on the back of her phone. I do it too otherwise I look super derpy, focus on the black dot. In the face GIF thing, 99% of the photos have the camera in the exact same place so her eyes are obv gonna look identical.
I think she's just insecure as fuck. She's:
• Punching well below her weight in the relationship department,
• Taking a lot of care for her photos to be perfectly framed each time,
• Contorting herself into some Uncanny Valley poses just to look as gorgeous as possible
• Too self conscious to care about anything else in the shot whether that's her boyfriend or baby. There's a really fucking weird photo on her tumblr of her doing her stereotypical pose in a public bathroom with her baby where like its so fake and strange. Kinda like Kailyns photos, scarily false and emotionless.
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I think you may have convinced me here: psychological/emotional issues would go a long way to explain why someone with her looks would have to settle with someone like Peter. And why she would bounce her baby while wearing a Darth Maul mask.
Also, I think her weird pose in those photos looks worse because Peter is stood right next to her. His natural posture just makes her look even more bizarre in contrast.
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You see, those still look incredibly fake to me. The hair is still shiny and synthetic, the skin looks rubbery and the smiling one has false teeth. A real human has varying textures all over their skin, small wrinkles in their joints, at least a LITTLE bit of damage in their hair. And if you photographed them with a real human, the differences would just stand out even more.
On another note: Realdoll faces are interchangeable, and you can open the mouth/move the eyeballs but you can't pose the faces to change their expression. No opening/closing the eyes, no moving the eyebrows, no raising the cheeks to indicate talking. So the stop-motion theory is incredibly far-fetched as well.
I'm not really arguing that this guy's wife/girlfriend is real, I just don't think he's been using a realdoll as evidence.
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I want there to be a documentary about this. It would function as a cautionary tale about lying on the internet (because even if Ashleigh is 100% real and is married to Peter, there's still obviously something not quite right about the whole situation).
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He's a compsci SJW type. Chances are he's touching things up and using tricky camera shit to deceive you.
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I don't know why people are still debating this. He's already confessed on twitter. Now we just need to find where the bodies are buried. Seriously though, sarcasm is the last refuge of the desperate. He's been acting very suspiciously and he has a history of creating fake girlfriends. That's enough for me right now.
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Jesus Christ, Peter. Comparing troll comments on his YouTube videos to trespassing or breaking and entering.
Also the throwing in the random comment about how "other people may shoot you for that" and talking about "tying up"... isn't directing that kind of violently/sexually undertoned, shaming-based-on-heteronormative/masculine-ideal language frowned upon nowadays?
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Has he contacted you yet? He hasn't contacted me regarding his /cow/ threads. He hasn't blocked me either.
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Real doll or real woman; either way this guy is an odd duck.
Real doll means he's like those guys in that RealDoll documentary. It also means he's so into it that he's literally creating a fake life, fake profile, and all that for this doll. It also means that he's been trying to pass other people's marriage license and baby birth as his own. Which is crazy creepy.
If she's a real person that means he's been telling the truth, but at same time, he's been making this 10X harder than it ever needed to be. They both have iPhones. How hard would it be to make an unedited video of him and her interacting and her like... Doing human things like eating or brushing her own hair or drinking or laughing or anything. It'd take fifteen minutes. Which is a hell of a lot less time than he's already spent time doing.
At this point I wouldn't be surprised either way. If she's a real person with super self confidence issues it kinda makes sense. If she's a real doll and he's been using movie magic to make this work; well one congrats, he should get a job with that taken; and two it's just sad
Real doll means he's like those guys in that RealDoll documentary. It also means he's so into it that he's literally creating a fake life, fake profile, and all that for this doll. It also means that he's been trying to pass other people's marriage license and baby birth as his own. Which is crazy creepy.
If she's a real person that means he's been telling the truth, but at same time, he's been making this 10X harder than it ever needed to be. They both have iPhones. How hard would it be to make an unedited video of him and her interacting and her like... Doing human things like eating or brushing her own hair or drinking or laughing or anything. It'd take fifteen minutes. Which is a hell of a lot less time than he's already spent time doing.
At this point I wouldn't be surprised either way. If she's a real person with super self confidence issues it kinda makes sense. If she's a real doll and he's been using movie magic to make this work; well one congrats, he should get a job with that taken; and two it's just sad
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