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Marsaudiac said:
I can only imagine DSP seeing a "positive" change as being a new means of revenue. Maybe a Patreon relaunch, or sub-only streams, or something like that.
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That is actually a very good point.

If it turns out the news is a schedule of sub-only streams I wouldn't be surprised but, it wouldn't go well though imo. Cuts off a large chunk of viewership and I can't see it increasing any income on the day(s) of those streams. He's stupid to try it though.
 
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I can only imagine DSP seeing a "positive" change as being a new means of revenue. Maybe a Patreon relaunch, or sub-only streams, or something like that.
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Agreed, though I think he would also include anything that he thinks he could milk consistently. So we're in monetization phase one, where even the announcement becomes a source of income.

In that regard, it could still be a kid. "Remember before I even announced Jim Jr. was on the way? You guys FELT the positivity before I even SAID it and you were SO generous! Then you guys did so much, paying for his DIAPERS and his PS5! Now... you guys are like... his GODPARENTS. So... I need help with Jim's college tuition. And since he's black for some reason, he's going to get into Harvard easily..."
 
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Paywalling the news makes me think even more that it's something he's already bought or wants to buy himself but he wants those people on stream to think they got something out of donating on that specific day. So on those lines, I'm guessing he's purchased a new PC and the "reward" is a setup stream and then he'll still only play on console because the PC is actually for Kat.
 
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bearsintrees said:
Paywalling the news makes me think even more that it's something he's already bought or wants to buy himself but he wants those people on stream to think they got something out of donating on that specific day. So on those lines, I'm guessing he's purchased a new PC and the "reward" is a setup stream and then he'll still only play on console because the PC is actually for Kat.
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Maybe he is announcing he finally got a job LOL
 
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bearsintrees said:
Paywalling the news makes me think even more that it's something he's already bought or wants to buy himself but he wants those people on stream to think they got something out of donating on that specific day. So on those lines, I'm guessing he's purchased a new PC and the "reward" is a setup stream and then he'll still only play on console because the PC is actually for Kat.
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He has been openly complaining about his laptop for a few months now. I think if he was going to get new hardware it would be that, and he would spin it as a positive because it's going to 'improve the stream.'
 
bearsintrees said:
Paywalling the news makes me think even more that it's something he's already bought or wants to buy himself but he wants those people on stream to think they got something out of donating on that specific day. So on those lines, I'm guessing he's purchased a new PC and the "reward" is a setup stream and then he'll still only play on console because the PC is actually for Kat.
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Phil Factor said:
I'm really hoping he got/bought a new grill and will spin it as a huge money saver because he can grill food instead of eating out on their day off. Sub/support/tip goal will be cooking with the king.
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I was thinking something similar along these lines. If it's any good financial news, or something he bought, it'll be hilarious to watch the pigs overlook the fact that they paid for DSP to announce something he accomplished...with their money.
 
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Pargon said:
I was thinking something similar along these lines. If it's any good financial news, or something he bought, it'll be hilarious to watch the pigs overlook the fact that they paid for DSP to announce something he accomplished...with their money.
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"Hey Phil I know you really wanted a grill so I got a refurbished one for cheap on Ebay!"

Then he either has to assemble it if he wants more angus, let it sit and collect dust, or if he's too slow to 'return to sender' then he'll lug it back and return it somehow.

I know any sort of income sent his way is despised, but a shoddy used grill and his technical/cooking expertise would be funny to me.
 
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i wonder what the announcement will be and if it's gonna be a trend from now on like he did with days gone or w/e the name of that zombie game was where he begs his paypigs to buy the game for him so he doesn't have to pay taxes

dave's just an escort at this point, him starting to lock "positive announcements" behind paywalls more often won't surprise me


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also lol @ golden colts' tweet. dumbass.
 
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Big ups to Elo Hell, Phil's favorite game for about 90 minutes, for releasing today. I wonder if Phil is still interested in trying the full version, or if that was just obvious paid promotion and he memory holed it as soon as the developers turned on him and blacklisted him from sponsored streams?

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bearsintrees said:
Big ups to Elo Hell, Phil's favorite game for about 90 minutes, for releasing today. I wonder if Phil is still interested in trying the full version, or if that was just obvious paid promotion and he memory holed it as soon as the developers turned on him and blacklisted him from sponsored streams?

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won't be playing it

gonna mess his entire schedule

and hey, look, a wings meme in the chat, i thought those were banned

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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
Phil's so desperate to show how uWu so faithfulllll he is to Kat that I'd swear she was his first girlfriend if I didn't know better. Phil might have had sex, but he'll always be a virgin.
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I’ve been saying it for a while now, and I don’t mean it as a joke. I’m serious when I say Phil is perpetually 14 years old.
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Kat’s pregnant. I don’t care what Phil has said about how’s she’s not. His word means shit. The last half of 2017, he kept saying the “behind-the-scenes” stuff that was causing him stress was not tax related. When he finally revealed it, it was taxes. They were engaged in December and August is 9 months later. People noted that Kat looked bigger in her wedding photos. Phil has mentioned doctors visits in the past few months. Phil has been very stressed out for the last several months. He is going to have yet another mouth to feed. He’s spinning this as a “very pahsitive” announcement because as I said in an earlier post, Phil lives in a perpetual state of denial that requires constant reinforcement. Everything in the last several months, especially the “surprise” wedding, points to Kat is heavy with pig-roach-horse, and she’s about to pop. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that she has had the kid while he was on stream playing video games. Phil would miss the birth of his child so he could sit his flabby ass on that loveseat having quarters thrown at him.

Also, I wonder if he’s going to groom the kid to take over the “family business” when he gets older. Just another Burnell, taking up space, begging quarters from children and wheelchair symbols. We might get enough milk for the next 60 years if so. All this assuming the kid’s mother doesn’t deem him/her demon possessed and locks him in the closet. This is Phil’s spawn after all.
 
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harbinger said:
Kat’s pregnant. I don’t care what Phil has said about how’s she’s not. His word means shit.
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Yes, you cannot believe a word that comes out of his mouth, but at the same time I don't see pregnancy as possible outcome here.

When he went to CT we knew something was going on but only a handful of people guessed marriage. I think there is something big "behind the scenes" but pregnancy is too easy of a guess in this case. I really think when it comes to DSP it always seems like the next saga can never really be predicted. However, I want you to be right because it would add another layer of hilarity to this sub, but at the same time it would make me start to feel like this man's entire life is a fake just to keep the quarters coming in from trolls.
 
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