Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

I'm pretty convinced she's a real person, she just happens to pose awkwardly for pics with a fish eye/autistic stare like everybody's favourite lolcow. She also covers her mouth/keeps it closed/photoshops to hide her braces. I also believe she uses a push up bra/stuffs and/or photoshops her pictures due to glaring inconsistencies between shots. However her relationship with Peter is questionable at best.
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I really like to think Peter Coffin is actually just her sending the internet and /cow / on a ruse cruise for trull lulz and that she's acting like a Real-Doll in .gifs to play the part. Any other scenario is creepy. :(
 
I'm pretty convinced she's a real person, she just happens to pose awkwardly for pics with a fish eye/autistic stare like everybody's favourite lolcow. She also covers her mouth/keeps it closed/photoshops to hide her braces. I also believe she uses a push up bra/stuffs and/or photoshops her pictures due to glaring inconsistencies between shots. However her relationship with Peter is questionable at best.
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I agree the relationship is questionable and the movements and form are just unnatural. I do have doubts.

The fact that he is going so far to prove so much in such a glaringly horrible way. Every piece of evidence he offers only creates more questions.

The guy needs to reexamine things if he is doing all of this. 1 fake girlfriend is bad, but this level of work to prove you are married and a family man is almost absurd.
 
the thing i keep reminding myself is this shit isn't going to "end" definintively. i mean, coffin straight up made up his last girlfriend, got hardcore outed on it, then claimed that he was catfished (though he'd previously said they'd met, boned, etc) and never wavered from that.

you could drive up to his house and yank the realdoll out of his crawlspace and be like "so what's this you shit sipper" and he'd be like "GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST WHO PLANTED THAT THERE WHERE IS MY WIFE?"
 
Yeah, thought there was something kooky going on. I just can't believe he's so psychotic as to actually get a fake marriage cert. I mean, that shit has to be unlawful on its own.

Goddamn though, there's nothing like hiring a real PI to do your dirty work. I know how to duplicate some of that work, but I would never have had any clue on how to get tax info out of the IRS. Waiting with bated breath for the dossier.
 
An anon who claims to have hired a PI has posted a summary of his findings. Also claims to be uploading the dossier tonight.

I am instantly suspicious of the claim that someone anonymous spent thousands of dollars to hire a private investigator, even more so when most of the information is or claims to be from public records searches and things of the like.

In-person surveillance is generally the most costly thing a PI does. What do we get out of all this expense? Three lines.

Peter left his house 2 in 72 hours. The remainder of his weekend was spent pants-shitting.
Peter never went anywhere with his “family.”
Braceface and Jim seem like cool people.
Braceface does not have huge tits but her teeth could be seen from far away.

Paying thousands of dollars for that? And not even knowing why he left his house? It's questionable. I think it's likely, considering that the bulk of the alleged information is from allegedly public sources, that the person who posted it did some public record searches from a pay service for background checks, or something of the like, then dressed it up as a PI report to make it look more credible. If they hired a PI, they overpaid.

The information may or may not be accurate, but its sourcing disinclines me to treat it as reliable.

Agreed on general statements made in it, such as that a marriage license is not the same as a marriage certificate and that a license basically doesn't prove jack. Basically, a marriage license permits a couple to marry, while a marriage certificate is a vital record that proves that a couple is actually married.

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Yeah, thought there was something kooky going on. I just can't believe he's so psychotic as to actually get a fake marriage cert. I mean, that shit has to be unlawful on its own.

And just to emphasize this, the document Peter has presented is a marriage license, not a marriage certificate. It is downright peculiar to present such a document as proof of something it does not prove, when a document, a marriage certificate, exists that would actually prove it.

Here's another "hmmm" moment.

Peter does not own a home.
Peter drives a hoopty.
He has filed for food stamps. Under his filing, he is listed as “Single.” If he was Married, he would report otherwise. This is Welfare Fraud.

A "hoopty?" That's a PI term? Most competent PIs would give you make and model, license plates, VINs, etc.

Secondly, if Peter is actually single, and actually did apply as "Single," why would that be fraud? It would be entirely accurate, since he is only alleged to be lying on the Internet.

Finally, this opening claim.

Peter could face not years, but decades. (Let that sink in.)

Please.

I don't rule out that a PI could have produced information like this, or produced something that was turned into this. I just see things that I would not rely on in making conclusions, especially considering the dodgy sourcing.
 
1) The PI didn't write the post.
2) The author claims that there is a more complete dossier in the works.

If so, it should include more details. The make and model of the car for instance. I'll note that the author openly admitted to lying at the very outset of the post.

Before I begin, I want you to understand the level of deception I had to enter in order to do this right. I purposely posted a link to a certain P.I. and purposely used a different one, who shall be named later if the P.I. needs to testify against Peter.

No moral judgment here. PIs and investigations in general involve getting information someone doesn't want you to have. So you trick them into giving it out. Basic social engineering.

But you seriously can't take anything someone like this says at face value.

Unless the information turns out completely spurious, my guess is the poster did SOMETHING to get it. But they may be exaggerating what they did. And it lacks information that would be present if they'd actually done what they claim, i.e. hiring a PI to do anything more involved than a background check or doing the public records searches himself from a commercial database.

The poster also may have fabricated, altered, or omitted information, but that pretty much stands to reason considering it's an anonymous Internet post.
 
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I'm pretty convinced she's a real person, she just happens to pose awkwardly for pics with a fish eye/autistic stare like everybody's favourite lolcow. She also covers her mouth/keeps it closed/photoshops to hide her braces. I also believe she uses a push up bra/stuffs and/or photoshops her pictures due to glaring inconsistencies between shots. However her relationship with Peter is questionable at best.
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There is no way she is a real person. The actual proportions on her body are so ridiculously off it's not even funny. Unless he had about 4 ribs removed, she would never, ever have a waist like that.

EDIT: To clarify, I'm referencing photos posted earlier about the waist/ribs thing.

That and the way she moves is very, very unnatural. Note how she has a slight sway when she moves. That's from Peter posing her and taking pictures. That kind of sway wouldn't happen if she was real, because it's caused by the force exerted to change her eyes and hand.

This is a fucking realdoll. And it's fucking terrifying.
 
Again I don't know if the PI data is real, bit if someone had given me a massive info dump I wouldn't either remember or be arsed to note his specific make or model of vehicle. If it was old and described as rusty or w.e I'd just call it a hoopty
 
There is no way she is a real person. The actual proportions on her body are so ridiculously off it's not even funny. Unless he had about 4 ribs removed, she would never, ever have a waist like that.

EDIT: To clarify, I'm referencing photos posted earlier about the waist/ribs thing.

That and the way she moves is very, very unnatural. Note how she has a slight sway when she moves. That's from Peter posing her and taking pictures. That kind of sway wouldn't happen if she was real, because it's caused by the force exerted to change her eyes and hand.

This is a fucking realdoll. And it's fucking terrifying.

The "pregnancy" photos are completely horrific. No pregnant woman would look like.. that.
 
I'm surprised nobody has tried contacting Jeff Nance's office, the medical doctor that supposedly helped deliver the baby as it says on the "birth certificate". Hell, or even asking the Vital Statistics office in Salt Lake City.

Also the more I look at that fake B.C the more I can't believe he actually thought it would pass as legit. :c
 
There is no way she is a real person. The actual proportions on her body are so ridiculously off it's not even funny. Unless he had about 4 ribs removed, she would never, ever have a waist like that.

EDIT: To clarify, I'm referencing photos posted earlier about the waist/ribs thing.

That and the way she moves is very, very unnatural. Note how she has a slight sway when she moves. That's from Peter posing her and taking pictures. That kind of sway wouldn't happen if she was real, because it's caused by the force exerted to change her eyes and hand.

This is a fucking realdoll. And it's fucking terrifying.
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