Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

If she's a real person that means he's been telling the truth, but at same time, he's been making this 10X harder than it ever needed to be. They both have iPhones. How hard would it be to make an unedited video of him and her interacting and her like... Doing human things like eating or brushing her own hair or drinking or laughing or anything. It'd take fifteen minutes. Which is a hell of a lot less time than he's already spent time doing.

She apparently finds it funny, and isn't upset at all by it. He seems to be reacting, but largely shrugging it off, and in a way the twitter reactions are just allowing him to 'signal boost' twitter, I'll wager his YT viewer count has skyrocketted. None of the places they're harassing about him (Nissan dealership) are connected with his current life in any real way. He also has to deal with the whole dichotomy of being damned if he reacts, and damned if he doesn't.

The 'shitty behaviour' part is really limited to the mild annoyance her family is getting on facebook by being messaged by weens and people trying a tad too hard. Now, it's a really minor level of harassment, but it's not one I'd put my family through. That said, who knows, maybe she called her folks, explained the absurdity of it all, and was told not to worry about the facebook stuff.

So, I dunno, their reactions are weird, but not unbelievable, I like to think it's not how I'd react, but who knows.


edit: an example of her reaction to it:

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She apparently finds it funny, and isn't upset at all by it. He seems to be reacting, but largely shrugging it off, and in a way the twitter reactions are just allowing him to 'signal boost' twitter, I'll wager his YT viewer count has skyrocketted. None of the places they're harassing about him (Nissan dealership) are connected with his current life in any real way. He also has to deal with the whole dichotomy of being damned if he reacts, and damned if he doesn't.

The 'shitty behaviour' part is really limited to the mild annoyance her family is getting on facebook by being messaged by weens and people trying a tad too hard. Now, it's a really minor level of harassment, but it's not one I'd put my family through. That said, who knows, maybe she called her folks, explained the absurdity of it all, and was told not to worry about the facebook stuff.

So, I dunno, their reactions are weird, but not unbelievable, I like to think it's not how I'd react, but who knows.


edit: an example of her reaction to it:

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An anon who claims to have hired a PI has posted a summary of his findings. Also claims to be uploading the dossier tonight.

Anon said:
Forward:

Because Peter sits in these threads, he is quick to gaslight debunked theories in order to throw new readers off. The intent of this summary is to quickly run down the information I was provided and back up claims with hard evidence. Something Peter can only refute unless he doxes himself to the fullest extent possible. Otherwise, it will always be his whining versus paperwork.

Before I begin, I want you to understand the level of deception I had to enter in order to do this right. I purposely posted a link to a certain P.I. and purposely used a different one, who shall be named later if the P.I. needs to testify against Peter. (Yes, it's that serious.) We have history of mail fraud, wire fraud, felony forgery, malicious mischief, and welfare fraud. Should the doctor want to press charges, Peter could face not years, but decades. (Let that sink in.) To the other anon wanting to hire a P.I., I encourage you to, if only to corroborate the statements made herein.

THE STORY:

P.I. was able to contact one of Peter's parents and after a lengthy conversation was able to discern that Peter has been Excommunicated from the Church of Latter-Day Saints and is “living in sin” with a couple in Salt Lake City. His brothers are complicit with his retardation.

Braceface is married to a different man, who for the purpose of this summary we'll call “Jim.” Toilet Nigga is hers and Jim's. This is why you only see two pictures of Braceface and Peter together, with her smiling. It also explains the hover-hand on his own wife. It also explains why in the Vine of “Let's go check on the baby” he says that instead of “Let's go see my wife” or “Let's go see my family.” It may well be that the couple is unaware of Peter using the woman and her son as a “stand-in family” for the lack of his own. They may however know he makes “funny videos” on YouTube, but that's the limit.

Through watching the family's movements, it has been discovered that Peter lives in a condo/apartment building and pays rent to a married couple for whom he babysits. The building is Section 8, meaning it's government housing in which rent is based on your income. Section 8 is usually run through non-profits who do not name their tenants. A holding company came up under his address. This is normal. However, this explains why we don't know the couple's real name or their child's.

With the above current information it is reasonable to conclude:

1. Peter has a private bedroom where he films the stop-motions with a Real Doll.
2. He's doing this when he's supposed to be watching the kid.
3. When no one is home, he takes pictures of the doll around the house and most likely keeps it in the closet.
4. He lost his job at the Tim Dahle Nissan when someone linked his boss to his videos and also for probably being a fucking retard.
5. Peter is cucking himself with a doll that looks like the married woman he lives with.

Filing a Form 3949-A fraud notice with the Internal Revenue Service put the P.I. in touch with an agent and was able to have information fast tracked to him. Peter has filled “Single” on a 1040-EZ form every year since he started paying taxes when he turned 18. There are at least two years where he didn't make enough money to file for taxes. So, no tax fraud, but a guarantee that he's not married.

There is no record of any Ashleigh Burt/Coffin in any marriage register in Clark County, Nevada. Peter states he filed for a marriage license in Clark County, Utah. However, this is akin to getting your temps when getting a Drivers License. A marriage certificate needs to have two witnesses and a pastoral/ministerial signature to make a document legal. No such document exists.

There is no INS record of any Ashleigh Burt emigrating to the United States. That alone should blow the whole “SHE'S FROM SCOTLAND” theory out of the water.

There is no birth record of any Harrison Ronan Coffin, born May 23rd, 2014 at the University of Utah Hospital in Salt Lake City, Utah in any online or in any print media. The University of Utah also allows the publishing of birth announcements without parental consent, unlike the other four hospitals in the area. So Toilet Nigga, although a real baby, is not his baby.

The birth certificate as well as “Ashleigh's” passports are forgeries. And because Peter has documented their existence, he cannot refute them. Utah Vital Records use a holographic stamp and birth records have to be signed (or stamp signed) with not only the attending nurse, but the doctor who delivered it. From what I understand, the clerk's office contacted the doctor after the P.I. and the clerk's office verified it forged. The doctor was caught unawares. However, this does not mean that this is NOT the doctor that delivered Toilet Nigga. It just means that this is NOT the doctor who delivered the “Harrison Ronan Coffin” baby Peter continues to claim.

Peter does not own a home.
Peter drives a hoopty.
He has filed for food stamps. Under his filing, he is listed as “Single.” If he was Married, he would report otherwise. This is Welfare Fraud.
Peter has filed for Unemployment Benefits. It is unknown if he applied as Single or Married due to federal information guidelines.

Bottom Line: Peter is a poor, unfunny faggot, who spends his time posing a Real Doll and making shitty videos when he should be watching the kid.

FUN FACTS FROM SURVEILLANCE:

Peter left his house 2 in 72 hours. The remainder of his weekend was spent pants-shitting.
Peter never went anywhere with his “family.”
Braceface and Jim seem like cool people.
Braceface does not have huge tits but her teeth could be seen from far away.

SOCIAL MEDIA REVIEW:

His brothers accounts are real. Almost all other extended family on “Ashleigh's” side and his own are his sockpuppets. He has gone through a ridiculous amount of time to “prove” she's real, while conveniently leaving out the fact that his ACTUAL family views him as a pariah and want nothing to do with him.

This also means that if he attempts to set-up a Patreon or Gratipay or GoFundMe for his wife's “jaw surgery”, he will be committing wire fraud as he, by public record and his own federal assistance requests, is NOT married NOR does he have a son.

So, just so we're all clear.

Peter's a nanny.
He's also dirt fucking poor.
His family hates him.
He lives with a nice couple who feel sorry for him and don't know the extent of his psychosis.

The Peter Coffin Story.

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You see, those still look incredibly fake to me. The hair is still shiny and synthetic, the skin looks rubbery and the smiling one has false teeth. A real human has varying textures all over their skin, small wrinkles in their joints, at least a LITTLE bit of damage in their hair. And if you photographed them with a real human, the differences would just stand out even more.

On another note: Realdoll faces are interchangeable, and you can open the mouth/move the eyeballs but you can't pose the faces to change their expression. No opening/closing the eyes, no moving the eyebrows, no raising the cheeks to indicate talking. So the stop-motion theory is incredibly far-fetched as well.

I'm not really arguing that this guy's wife/girlfriend is real, I just don't think he's been using a realdoll as evidence.
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Wait, Peter's family is Mormon? I thought he was Jewish.

... Maybe they're just ethnically Jewish, IDK.
 
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Wait, Peter's family is Mormon? I thought he was Jewish.

... Maybe they're just ethnically Jewish, IDK.
There's no such thing as "ethnically" Jewish. All people from the Levant share the same genetics including Israelis and Palestinians. And Euro Jews are "ethnically" whatever part of Europe they're from.
 
I'm pretty convinced she's a real person, she just happens to pose awkwardly for pics with a fish eye/autistic stare like everybody's favourite lolcow. She also covers her mouth/keeps it closed/photoshops to hide her braces. I also believe she uses a push up bra/stuffs and/or photoshops her pictures due to glaring inconsistencies between shots. However her relationship with Peter is questionable at best.
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