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mollymawk said:
Mark this as gay-ops if you want. But someone could theoretically donate Phil a new laptop loaded with spyware, and he'd use it without doing a fresh re-format as he doesn't have the Windows install disk, and is probably too lazy to do a fresh install even if he had one.
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oof, commit a crime just to learn that dsp does in fact jerk off before every stream and doesnt wash his hands? no thanks
 
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"guys, please tip me! it's the best way you can support me right now! i'm in a really bad financial situation!"

*sees his usual paypigs contantly cheer instead of tipping*

"oh, the cheering system doesn't work again...? well, that sucks. good thing that you guys could still tip at least ACKACKACK"

also, him getting a fish would be the most boring shit. we wouldn't even see it on stream because dave can't be bothered to move a thing or two around his "office" for some more room. could've at least given him some attention that way since he is SOOO busy everyday. he'll probably just keep it downstairs since he can't carry the aquarium up to his "office" because of his back and asking his soulmaid for help would be wrong. he'll just say "hello, jew fish!" whenever he goes downstairs to get some more gin and something to mix it with.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
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Calm down everyone, it's not really good. It's just the synonym of good.
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This paywalled update scheme of his is the dumbest thing he's come up with in a long time. It's glorious. There is no possible news he can deliver for which he won't immediately be taken to task. It won't be nearly enough but the backlash is going to be an absolute hoot regardless.
 
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The exceptionalism never ends with this man. It's actually baffling at this point.

Why the fuck should people pay for good news? Why put it under a fucking paywall? What if he never reaches his intended goal? Does that just mean he never tells anyone? And what will it matter? After all, he tried keeping his girlfriend a secret and detractors still found out. So how long does he think this "PAHSATIV REVEEL" will last?

It's at times like this where I think this manbaby was dropped as a child...
 
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Mask_de_SMITH said:
What if he never reaches his intended goal? Does that just mean he never tells anyone?
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He will absolutely do the "positive reveal" regardless because he can't pass up an opportunity to show how many life cheevos he's earned, which makes anyone who puts money to this goal a double nigger. I can't wait to see the list of names of damned souls who paid actual currency to watch Phil pat himself on the back.

I hope they're all bullied off the internet.

ETA: as others have said, though, there is zero chance the goal is not met. Phil is many things but unaware of his audience is not one of them. He knows how to tug the leash.
 
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DankSydePhil said:
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Terrible excuse. Platform doesn't change the patreon goals, the goals were mostly play X game by Y date. Is he trying to say doing this on Twitch is impossible? A platform primarily known as a gaming site? A website where he plays games for a living? His patreon died because he fucked it to death. Constant embarrassments piling up and the stench of it turned even some of his hardcore followers off.

Even e-girls who just sit there with their tits pushed together are capable of juggling Twitch and Patreon and many other sources of income. What a joke of a man, thank god it looks like he isn't having a kid.
 
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samovski said:
Terrible excuse. Platform doesn't change the patreon goals, the goals were mostly play X game by Y date. Is he trying to say doing this on Twitch is impossible? A platform primarily known as a gaming site? A website where he plays games for a living? His patreon died because he fucked it to death. Constant embarrassments piling up and the stench of it turned even some of his hardcore followers off.

Even e-girls who just sit there with their tits pushed together are capable of juggling Twitch and Patreon and many other sources of income. What a joke of a man, thank god it looks like he isn't having a kid.
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Generally speaking when people set lofty goals on their patreons and then ignore them completely they see a pretty sharp drop in support in the months following. That Phil had anyone donating after Project 7 collapsed is probably a testament to the exceptionalism of his base more than anything.
 
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samovski said:
Terrible excuse. Platform doesn't change the patreon goals, the goals were mostly play X game by Y date. Is he trying to say doing this on Twitch is impossible? A platform primarily known as a gaming site? A website where he plays games for a living? His patreon died because he fucked it to death. Constant embarrassments piling up and the stench of it turned even some of his hardcore followers off.

Even e-girls who just sit there with their tits pushed together are capable of juggling Twitch and Patreon and many other sources of income. What a joke of a man, thank god it looks like he isn't having a kid.
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He's complacent because he's making a comfortable amount of money. Look at when Dspgaming went down for a few hours suddenly Patreon and Kogaming were the most important things in the world. When that blew over instead of keeping up with them he tossed them back in the corner to collect dust. It would be too much work to say use Kogaming as an actual archive channel and upload the same videos to Dspgaming and Kogaming, just to keep the channel on life support. He's made tons of mistakes with his patreon as you colorfully noted that have been listed multiple times.

Maybe the most honest thing Phil ever said was "there is no plan b, there never was" except he forgot to add "and there never will be."
 
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If he really wants to make money he should put the secret negative occurances behind the scenes behind a paywall. If they exist at all, right? Sounds scamtastic.

Pargon said:
Generally speaking when people set lofty goals on their patreons and then ignore them completely they see a pretty sharp drop in support in the months following. That Phil had anyone donating after Project 7 collapsed is probably a testament to the exceptionalism of his base more than anything.
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To make that clear as glass because some dense detractors don't seem to understand. Read my lips. He hasn't scamed them for a Project 7 video. He scamed them for a traaaailooooor. A trailer nobody wanted to see anyway (which is why people donated for this project?), except for one person. So he was completely in the right for never making a full video or a trailer as he promised, keeping the entire fund. But because asshat John Rambo threw him under the bus he couldn't make anything anyway. He still offered everyone compensation by lowering
his arbitrary determined amounts of other goals to pay people back, instead of giving back the real money which he needs for the bills.

So in other words, yes this happened 100% as you said. Fucking Debunked dood!

(edit, pressed "Post Reply" too soon, sorry)
 
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Pargon said:
I can't wait to see the list of names of damned souls who paid actual currency to watch Phil pat himself on the back.

I hope they're all bullied off the internet.
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Neither can I. I'll try and look into the more retarded ones to see who they are and what I can dig up.
They are starting to dox proof themselves by making up fake names and using anonymous, which is sad because they have to jump through hoops to give Dave money.

KingjadVCMP said:
Can see it now, the goal isn't met so Phil doesn't share the good news:

"No guys, I'm putting my foot down, the goal wasn't met so I'm not sharing my positive news, what is the point in telling you if we didn't meet the goals? Go fuck yourselves"
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I've also wondered this. I think he can't afford to do it however, as some paypigs are already annoyed. But it's Dave so who knows.
 
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Pargon said:
ETA: as others have said, though, there is zero chance the goal is not met. Phil is many things but unaware of his audience is not one of them. He knows how to tug the leash.
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Yeah, I imagine that he'll either just make up a fake donator to pretend he met his goal, or another supercuck (who I begin to suspect is usually a previous cuck who feels enough shame to not go under their old name anymore but are too retarded to use their neetbux to not back up a 100k/year crying poor choosing beggar) will buzzerbeat it.

Since Pig's grifting, I'm betting it's another "vacation" or something really pathetic he feels the need to peacock over.
 
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mollymawk said:
Mark this as gay-ops if you want. But someone could theoretically donate Phil a new laptop loaded with spyware, and he'd use it without doing a fresh re-format as he doesn't have the Windows install disk, and is probably too lazy to do a fresh install even if he had one.
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Totally gay ops, but if it wasn't I'd actually probably do it. I've got a new Lenovo ThinkPad P1 I7/32gb, a new Lenovo YOGA X1 convertible with an I7/16gb, and a 2015 Lenovo W...something - I7, 32gb ram. Also a couple MS Surfaces, a new MacBook, and a pair of iPads. lol.


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My only other thought is that some troll dipshit will fund it in the hopes that the resulting news will cause some kind of revolt en masse of people pissed at Phil for charging to announce he's going on a delayed honeymoon or bringing back the green screen or whatever the fuck.

Advance warning: this will not happen. Phil could announce that with his paypigs' help he has enough to fund his legal defense against some girl he raped in college and people will still support him. He could throw the switch on his whole enterprise and assholes like golden_colts will still be going into his ghost town twitch chat and dropping cheers at 3 AM for months afterward.
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There must be a limit. There must.
 
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You guys are planning the donated laptop gay ops, but there is a far simpler method. There is no way that current laptop, which has all the secrets of the past years etched into it like scars, isn't laden with malware. All we need to do is figure out which Chinese company is hoarding that data and they'll probably cough it up for less than whatever the goal is going to be for the good news marathon. But with the way Phil operates, it'll be nothing but Brazzers bookmarks, unorganized Muxy logs, a blank notepad titled "Prjct 7 ideass - Copy", and that one nude of Panda. And we'll all be disappointed.
 
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