Did you guys know I was the one who alerted Nick and chat about J Sean's condition on his first stream appearance? (EDIT: Of course you didn't how could you? I'm exceptional.) Everyone kept asking about that FUCKING voice, including myself, so I searched him and found an article. I was dying. I had to burn the $20 for the superchat to get that information out ASAP. I feel a small amount of pride everytime mosquitoes are mentioned, though I'm sure someone else would have done it too.
I suppose now you could dox me if you go back and find that chat from weeks ago. But who cares.
https://www.dallasnews.com/news/new...cials-expect-more-deaths-from-west-nile-virus
Anyways I found another article that had some gold in it I wanted to share with ya'll, (and forgive me if it's been discussed here already) primarily this sentence:
"He scurried back inside a few minutes later, but the damage was likely done."
When has anything with any amount of pride or dignity been referred to as "scurrying"? That poor fucking bastard. Even the author met him and couldn't resist seeing him as a bald mole rat with Asperger's.
"Today, Lemoine’s right diaphragm is paralyzed, so he breathes at 45 percent capacity. He walks with a cane because his right leg won’t cooperate. He can’t lift more than 20 pounds."
Ah, so he's full of impotent rage. He can't even convince his own fucking leg to agree with him he's that bad of a lawyer. He probably had to have someone else print out and carry that TCPA for him. Just imagine how fucking pathetic he feels when he sees these Chads speaking with strong, unwavering speech and he's stuck sitting there like Yoda but exceptional and seething literally green with envy.
Instead of becoming some Jesus-like figure who embraces his tragic afflictions and offers expert legal representation for hurting clients, he's trying to spread West Nile with every strained, quivering sputterance. And it's hilarious. He sucks so bad. And the butthurt is just going to continue tonight when Nick reads that fucking email!!!