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[Fuckyoudad]

Was checking game release dates there and realised Code Vein is out in September. I assume Phil will be playing this since he can't resist the lure of Souls style bait for that sweet fake rage + easy mode chat strat handholding munnies but wait.. since his maturity level has rocketed beyond 9000 since getting hitched to Not So Chatty Kathy, how will he reconcile the fact it's a weeb game with a tacked on big breasted waifu ai companion? You seemingly can't avoid travelling with them so can Phil handle a no-life lozer body pillow fucking dating adventure while trying to slay anime vampires?

It seems unlikely he'd skip it anyway so it should provide an extra dose of heckling on top of the game tossing him an adequate thumping.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

How can one man be so oblivious?

He also just got defense because someone called out him making fun of gender related stuff in games and his response was “ people get all upity about gender identity in video games when it really doesn’t fucking matter and it’s the most ridiculous, first world superfluous thing to make fun of at all especially in a game review”

Dark....my man...I think anything video game related gets classified a first world problem....

 

[h0g]

I like how he somehow thinks getting a lot of support means he wins. Phil, the more you get, the longer you're around, the more you beg, and the more we get to laugh at you and your incompetence.

 

[Pargon]

How can one man be so oblivious?

He also just got defense because someone called out him making fun of gender related stuff in games and his response was “ people get all upity about gender identity in video games when it really doesn’t fucking matter and it’s the most ridiculous, first world superfluous thing to make fun of at all especially in a game review”

Dark....my man...I think anything video game related gets classified a first world problem....

>"identity in games is the most ridiculous, first world superfluous thing"
>replicates himself in every game with a chargen that he plays

ok, buddy

 

[bearsintrees]

I like how he somehow thinks getting a lot of support means he wins. Phil, the more you get, the longer you're around, the more you beg, and the more we get to laugh at you and your incompetence.

What a foolish perspective, now this man in his late thirties is forced to play video games at the behest of welfare that he doesn't like for 8* hours. We're all owned!

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

Someone asked him about losing weight and he talked about how much better he’s been eating the last two years

It amazes me a man with over 10 years on me legit couldn’t do laundry or eat anything besides fast food after his girlfriend left him. It’s so beyond pathetic and it’s always in my head when I look at him, how can you be that Pathetic and just not give a fuck.

I hate Kat for the sole reason that we could’ve gotten the ultimate gold dust if he had been single and miserable for a long time, he would’ve bloated up like he was eating outta Wonkas chocolate factory and looked like the biggest bum ever

 

[actually]

Someone asked him about losing weight and he talked about how much better he’s been eating the last two years

This is particularly hilarious since his "dinner" tonight was ramen and a salad. And by salad, history notes that he means bagged iceberg lettuce with shredded cheese, croutons, and his ubiquitous lite italian dressing. NO MEAT JUST NOODLES AND VEGGIES DOOD.


Side note: monthly roundup will probably be going up tomorrow night.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

Wait did he just lie about how he hit the sub goal? He said he tweeted out and people rallied and were generous or whatever, I thought he just had a whale gift out like 40?

 

[Pargon]

Wait did he just lie about how he hit the sub goal? He said he tweeted out and people rallied and were generous or whatever, I thought he just had a whale gift out like 40?

What's a DSP victory without Weimar Republic-levels of revisionism?

 

[Fuckyoudad]

How can one man be so oblivious?

He also just got defense because someone called out him making fun of gender related stuff in games and his response was “ people get all upity about gender identity in video games when it really doesn’t fucking matter and it’s the most ridiculous, first world superfluous thing to make fun of at all especially in a game review”

Dark....my man...I think anything video game related gets classified a first world problem....

Tweet is a great look inside that baked potato head of his. This hot take is clearly drawn from how he views his own situation and paints over someone else's to claw for some kind of relevant perspective. He was screwed over by circumstances outside his control and entirely the actions of other people.. it was all drahma that he wanted no part of and this the only acceptable way to fail in life according to DSP. It doesn't matter if you're an asshole or just generally experience life problems behind tha scenes just don't let it affect your work okay?

You get the 2 for 1 deal Phil, you continue to fail because your stream content sucks and because of your good standing amongst your peers as a greedy stream leper as well.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

What's a DSP victory without Weimar Republic-levels of revisionism?

I could sense the pignosis tryin to slip me the Mickey so I just wanted to double check lol

The levels he disingenuously retcons shit never cease to amaze me

 

[actually]

Wait did he just lie about how he hit the sub goal? He said he tweeted out and people rallied and were generous or whatever, I thought he just had a whale gift out like 40?

Yeah, he tweeted out a begging tweet and was rewarded with 61 gifted subs today, so naturally he attributed the gifting to his master-level leadership.

 

[Wing Zero]

New lore revealed: Phil and Kat were pressured to get married cause his parents are surely going to die soon:

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One of these days i'm gonna stop being shocked by the stupid bullshit that comes out of his mouth.

 

[Adamska]

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One of these days i'm gonna stop being shocked by the stupid bullshit that comes out of his mouth.

Blames parents on his own desperate strategy to forcibly lock down girls so he can keep them as the trophies he dangles out to show he is a big boy and not in fact a controlling and insecure creepy manchild that is only worthy of getting kicked in the dick.

What an ungrateful shit, and proof on why I don't call Pig by anything other than what he is.

 

[Oofcreator180]

DPS's so funny embarassing himself.

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

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One of these days i'm gonna stop being shocked by the stupid bullshit that comes out of his mouth.

let's see if he'll also feel "pressured" to have a kid so his parents can die peacefully knowing they became grandparents

 

[harbinger]

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One of these days i'm gonna stop being shocked by the stupid bullshit that comes out of his mouth.

Are we sure he didn’t misspeak? Maybe he meant he felt pressured by the IRS to get married so he could get that sweet, sweet tax break.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Are we sure he didn’t misspeak? Maybe he meant he felt pressured by the IRS to get married so he could get that sweet, sweet tax break.

You'd think so, but he can't think towards next years taxes, or next month's billing cycle, or even next week's stream schedule. Next year when people bring up that the first X amount of his income isn't going to be taxed anymore he's just going to say uhhhh NO!

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Engineer, but same idea. Pretty high-paying position either way.

So it's a safe bet hat PlanetJeff is a smart guy.
I feel really bad for him losing his wife, and I do hope he manages to move on in a healthy way. But what he is currently doing with his money and time is such a shame. He could have used that money and donated it to a cause his wife supported or believed in, or donated it to stop whatever caused her untimely death. Yet to make it a life goal to support a 37 year old man who is not a friend or family is just uttely pathetic, and he has nothing to show for the troubles and pain he went through.

Feels kind of bad.