DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Noob-Noob]

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so him getting rid of the condo is out of the question when it comes to the PAHSITIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

When I read, "too poor to pay the mortgage" all I see is, "I have the money, however, I've chosen to foreclose, be sued and ruin my credit, forever, because I refuse to leave this money pit of a 2nd house because I EARNED IT!!!".

If was was the condo people and knew about this bullshit, I'd sue him for every fucking dime he had.

 

[Salubrious]

New lore revealed: Phil and Kat were pressured to get married cause his parents are surely going to die soon:

I love how DSP was so desperate to convince everyone that he didn't spend a single dime of his own money on the CT trip (besides a belt and shoes) that he took like $6K of his dying parents money and doesn't understand why people have an issue with that.

They're so infirm that if one of them dies that he may have to move the other out to WA with him, but he refuses to move back to CT because "he can't stream there."

And I don't believe for a second that his parents are actually dying. They probably have the same issues any mid-60s people that aren't health nuts have.

When I read, "too poor to pay the mortgage" all I see is, "I have the money, however, I've chosen to foreclose, be sued and ruin my credit, forever, because I refuse to leave this money pit of a 2nd house because I EARNED IT!!!".

If was was the condo people and knew about this bullshit, I'd sue him for every fucking dime he had.

I think he said last night something to the effect of "the worst case scenario is that the CT condo people will sue me for all the money I owe."

No shit? People want the money that you owe them and that is the "worst case scenario" for you?

Also, keep in mind that he was talking about AFTER the money made in the foreclosure was already deducted from the debt. So he would owe in his mind less than he owes right now, but it's still "worst case scenario."




Double Edit: I just realized something. DSP is going to play STORY MODE (Face of the Franchise) in Madden? He's not going to play Madden Ultimate Team, which is the main thing every other Madden streamer plays? The mode where you can load up your team with great players and legends? He's going to play FotF instead? He doesn't even have to play online if he's worried about getting bodied by the other players; there are solo challenges.

This is like MLB where he refuses to play any mode other than RttS. There has to be something to this gravitation to only playing these types of single player storyline campaigns.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I think he said last night something to the effect of "the worst case scenario is that the CT condo people will sue me for all the money I owe."

No shit? People want the money that you owe them and that is the "worst case scenario" for you?

Also, keep in mind that he was talking about AFTER the money made in the foreclosure was already deducted from the debt. So he would owe in his mind less than he owes right now, but it's still "worst case scenario."

So he could sell it for as much as he could get and pay the difference or roll the dice and hope the bank just wipes your tab clean. Phil is finally aware of his pigroach luck and putting it to the test.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Oh look, he's returning to Street Fighter for the first time in months. Right before Evo. What a coincidence.

Also I hope he plays God Hand again for the rage stream. I love watching him fail at games that don't put up with button mash players.

They announced 3 new characters (Honda, Poison and Lucia) who will be available on Sunday so as per usual expect him to blow an additional pre-begged $20 on all 3 (plus taxes!) only to instantly arrive at the conclusion they all suck and the game is still terrible after day one viewz when people figure out the answers online to his one khambo works in all situations routine. I fully expect him to drop the game within 7-10 days. Thanks for the money dummies!

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

DSP claimed that Kat stopped streaming BEFORE she met him because of da trolls? Her Youtube videos have less than 1K views each and half have less than 200, but she was already GOMIed by trolls prior to DSP?

Sure, Jan.

He’s just mad that she’s a better streamer than him.” Khet I can’t have you stealing my paypigs. Don’t make me call you a detractor! “ followed by a big fat fuckin wet snort

 

[PieceofShet]

Did anyone else mention this before?

He claimed he sold 200-300 of his blue-rays for 200dollars a few months ago. WTF?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Did anyone else mention this before?

He claimed he sold 200-300 of his blue-rays for 200dollars a few months ago. WTF?

Yes. He said he pawned his DVDs or something. At the time he claimed he got $100. Now it's $200?

Also, guy owns 300+ DVDs. Needs to pay for Netflix, Hulu, PSView, premium wrestling package, and two internet lines because he has nothing to watch.

 

[PieceofShet]

Todays talking point?

 

[kebab4you]

Todays talking point?

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Jesus, Mixer must have paid through the nose to lure Ninja over.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Yes. He said he pawned his DVDs or something. At the time he claimed he got $100. Now it's $200?

Also, guy owns 300+ DVDs. Needs to pay for Netflix, Hulu, PSView, premium wrestling package, and two internet lines because he has nothing to watch.

Didn't he mention Game of Thrones before? So add HBO Go or whatever to the list.

 

[Elise Williams]

Now two of DSP's most hated people stream on mixer. Can't wait for the awful boomer takes today.

 

[Salubrious]

Todays talking point?

Either that or the fact that Shroud and Dr. Disrespect are playing CoD: MW today. Paid shills and all.

 

[PieceofShet]

Either that or the fact that Shroud and Dr. Disrespect are playing CoD: MW today. Paid shills and all.

He is ranting about NINJA for a while, calling him shill, saying he earned 500.000dollars PER MONTH on twitch etc... so jealous.

 

[bearsintrees]

Either that or the fact that Shroud and Dr. Disrespect are playing CoD: MW today. Paid shills and all.

It's fun to think about how many millions of dollars got thrown around in a single day between the Ninja deal and these sponsored streams, and then realize that Phil has to literally act like a depressed broke bitch every day of his life to get a couple hundred dollars a day.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

Piggy blames his mother for why he doesn't smoke , I wonder whose to blame for the uncontrollable drinking... Gout Aunt

RIP Gout Aunt

 

[Salubrious]

"It would be great if I could finish up Judgment because that would allow us to take a game out of the chill stream rotation."

There are so many things wrong with that sentence. Why are you excited to not play a game again? Why do you need to finish it if you don't want to play it? If you feel the need to be completionist and "finish what you start", why not play it now and do it; why wait several days? Are you basically admitting that you will never play the game again once you are done? (which we all knew anyway)

 

[Surly Muppet]

He is ranting about NINJA for a while, calling him shill, saying he earned 500.000dollars PER MONTH on twitch etc... so jealous.

Curious that Phil is fine estimating Ninja's income when he claims nobody can accurately estimate his own income. Why are THOSE estimates correct, Phil.

Phil's entire rant was also predicated on it being impossible that Ninja would be willing to take a pay cut for more freedom. He probably did get paid by Mixer, don't get me wrong, but Phil assumes that people would pursue only money in any given circumstance. Pretty telling that Mr.Honest and Mr.Not-PC who is in it for the love of the game believes that people only do things for money. The whole rant was seething not only with jealousy, but pretty telling of Phil's own priorities, which, as usual, are completely the opposite of everything he claims.

He's also playing classic SF instead of MLB tomorrow night. Interesting that this came up a day after the announcement that Honda is joining SFV... it's like he is thinking about it. Are you out there, Tut?

He also claimed he is trying to build speculation and hype for the announcement on Sunday, and said the chat speculating as being 'exactly what he wanted'. Remember this in 10 minutes when he yells at someone for asking if Kat is pregnant and being "morons" for speculating.

EDIT: Someone asked if Phil was thinking of playing the new SFV characters and he sarcastically replied "no", and ranted about the game being shit. He claims now "I don't care! I know the game stinks! I know the reason most people play it is because it is the only Capcom game with only popularity right now!" 24 hours ago he said he would consider trying Honda. His memory is completely shot.

EDIT 2: Someone pointed out Ninja said he only wanted to make enough to take care of his family and then he didn't care about money (which is also what Phil has said, mind you). Phil said this is "honourable"... but that Ninja's lying and that isn't his motivation. Again, if roles were reversed, Phil would not tolerate people questioning his motivations like this.

 

[TheTriggerin']

What Dave thinks he looks like, when he talks about how much of a chad he was in high school

 

[Surly Muppet]

Yep, didn't take long. Someone asked about Kat being pregnant and Phil got angry. He has said a million times she isn't pregnant, why don't people listen.

You lied about marrying her Phil. This is exactly the same thing, your word holds no weight anymore even with fans. Stop pretending this is hard to understand.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

DSP claimed that Kat stopped streaming BEFORE she met him because of da trolls? Her Youtube videos have less than 1K views each and half have less than 200, but she was already GOMIed by trolls prior to DSP?

Sure, Jan.

Huh, that's weird. Kat's last video (on YouTube, at least), was posted on June 1, 2017, which is literally the day Phil first messaged her on Twitter. Nobody had any idea who Kat was prior to the official reveal in February 2018 when she moved in and Neger found her Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, etc. in 15 minutes. The person who got Kat to stop streaming was Phil, not the detractors. He desperately tried to hide her, boasting about how she was "undoxxable" and nobody would ever find out who she was. Using that logic, it only makes sense that he got her to stop posting anything on the internet, his pigroach brain failing to comprehend there's a permanent paper trail once something is posted on the internet. More revisionist bullshit, as usual. It's pretty funny how all-in Phil was on Kat and how she went along with it from the start (despite her already being in a relationship). Phil probably sent over a bunch of money to show how serious he was and begged her to visit him. I'd kill to read the conversation they had.