Public Sighting Chris has arrived at Bronycon 2019 Megathread

[Nebula Slasher]

Another Chris pic. Source: https://twitter.com/lordwaffleking/status/1156986567803703306

I like how the guy with a pigeon mask and Peppa Pig glasses looks more normal than Chris.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I see he's already colored in new shoes that Sockness will inevitably fork another 400 for. And those socks, I wouldn't be surprised if they were originally white. They're going to completely destroy whatever else he throws them with in the washer.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Hm. At least it looks like he's being appropriate for selfies...

So far.

 

[Ruin]

He looks like a crossdressing Jay Leno.

 

[impossibility]

"wow Chris looks like he slimmed down!"
no, he's always had skinny Dr. Robotnik legs

 

[Haesindang Park]

Another Chris pic. Source: https://twitter.com/lordwaffleking/status/1156986567803703306

GODDAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!

 

[Incognito Mode]

What people see vs how Chris thinks people see him

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Calm down, don't let everyone know how thirsty you are over this.

GODDAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I have an acquaintance who believe it or not, was once an executive of Peppa Pig. He retired from that and moved to the islands and now owns the Club where I sing at Karaoke.

Wouldn't it be fun to show him that picture?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

https://twitter.com/ItsAllSoUgly/status/1156977607612739590

 

[Coelacanth]

>He's cosplaying as Kris.

Well great. I'll never be able to look at Kris again without having images of Chris' ugly double chins flash across my mind.

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And of course he'd have Sonichu in Kris' pokegear.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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Those fucking teeth. Holy shit.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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Wow @The Dude, look how generic that brony looks! It's as if he lives outside the basement and has felt the spray of a clit.

 

[CatParty]

someone call the police

 

[PT 940]

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OMG the pronoun thing on his badge...

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It's weird how his face is largely the same yet his forehead and chins keep growing.

I don't expect much mayhem to ensue during this con, people tend to forget that last year's Bronycon visit was after the humongous flameout that was TMG. The only notable things that happened were Chris was unable to "apologize" (read: bother) a fan animation VA and the van broke down on the way back home.

I do wonder, however, whether Chris will come to grips with the show truly ending with nine seasons, and not the five more already foretold by alicorns and shit. Odds are he'll say the writers got it wrong and that the five more seasons has and will have happened in C-197 and after the merge.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

someone call the police

Hirtes has probably been blocked from calling them by now.

 

[Tikbalang]

OMG the pronoun thing on his badge...

If only that tag is Gender-newtral (xen, xer, xak)

 

[Fapcop]

Wow! Look at those pockets!

Anybody want to take a stab at guessing what’s in them?! Chris looks like an old man who got 30 min to pack up, and could only bring what he can carry on him.

How do his shorts even stay up?!?

What’s going on in the belly area? At first I thought he was wearing a pillow under his shirt, then I realized it’s his fat gut fighting a fight to death with whatever belt thing he’s got on.

 

[Muscle Bra]

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After four days of wearing that stupid outfit, Chris is going to look beyond manky.

OMG the pronoun thing on his badge...

Not only that but he registered as "Chris Chan Sonichu". OPL has so many different fucking names it's not even funny.

I don't expect much mayhem to ensue during this con, people tend to forget that last year's Bronycon visit was after the humongous flameout that was TMG.

Which is exactly why I think conditions are good for something to happen. TMG happened over a year ago, which is ancient history to Chris. Any lessons Chris may have learned from TMG have long been purged from his short-term memory, so we are primed for a new outburst/incident.