Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

oh heyy, which province? I'm in the south west, and I vividly remember in school none of us could understand our oral exams because they were from dublin or something and had a totally different regional accent, but I was always under the impression that that only extended to pronunciation and not spelling

regardless, I checked it to make sure I'm not exceptional, and it turns out Lúnasa is specifically the standardized modern spelling, so if you're a bit older than me it could just be that our schoolings were different (and I still think staph is lame as fuck for choosing the older spelling when she has no practical reason to do so other than it looking more exotic)

Leinster but yeah I think it's probably a modern vs traditional thing, I thought about that after I posted. My only gaeilge reading in the last 15 or so years has been the myths so that makes sense

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She'd get within 100 feet of the house and get triggered like she did in the cemetery on Halloween
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Cis. Straight. White. Woman.
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For free. Uh huh. *cough*Etsy*cough*
A perfectly nice jacket ruined although now I'm hoping Staph posts her own jacket so we can see how exceptional it looks
 
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Steph: I'm aro and asexual!
Josie, after Steph says that: uh cool, don't think this relationship might work out
Steph: W-why won't my GF love me? I'm totes gay!
Steph afterwards: I'm aro-spec!

Goodness Steph, stick to one lie and ride it through.
 
Stephanie really loves to talk shit about the poor, doesn't she? Every time she's ever talked shit about someones looks, she adds in some subtle jab about them being from or looking as if they're from traditionally impoverished regions, if she doesn't just flat out say "haha, poor person" as she did with her fathers friend who was so poor he couldn't afford dental care.
 
Stephanie really loves to talk shit about the poor, doesn't she? Every time she's ever talked shit about someones looks, she adds in some subtle jab about them being from or looking as if they're from traditionally impoverished regions, if she doesn't just flat out say "haha, poor person" as she did with her fathers friend who was so poor he couldn't afford dental care.
While standing in line at the County Fair Buffet... $6.99 for seniors all day long!

(Sorry Staph, but looking like a senior doesn't count.)
 
Anyone else suddenly thinking the real reason Staph goes to the casino is the buffet?
Probably, she doesn't seem to have her mom's gambling addiction (seriously, the amount of raffles and shit the woman has entered is staggering).

In other news, it seems like it's long past time to boost #savepeetie...

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Staphanie and her mom play mean girls at the casino...

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P.S. You look like something straight out of Deliverance and your boobs are at your waist.
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But that's not what binders are for. If you have tits down to your navel, binders only go down to your false ribs at most. That's what brassieres are for. Does she not know what a bra is? It'd certainly explain the state of her own mammaries.
 
Does she not know what a bra is? It'd certainly explain the state of her own mammaries.

I don't remember if it was Sapphy who confirmed this or just a rumour, but apparently Sapphy does not wear bras. Everyone and their mother with a pair of tits knows your gorls need support or else they'll sag like that, but apparently gender dysphoria means free range titties... Given the state of their breasts, though, the binder they wore a total of once would probably damage them (especially if worn for too long).
 
Goddamn. Why would she have these thoughts about her poor cat?
that's what OCD is, numbnuts. you get intrusive, often violent and taboo thoughts that know you'd never act on, but they keep popping up without warning and oftentimes doing odd rituals keep them at bay. people with OCD know these thoughts are bad but can't control it.

i do legitimately think steph has OCD, it's pretty common, so her having violent thoughts about her cat isn't particularly new or exciting. if she started having these thoughts and decided to act on them, though? that's when it's time to go wild.
 
Staphanie and her mom play mean girls at the casino...

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P.S. You look like something straight out of Deliverance and your boobs are at your waist.
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Hello Pot, this is Kettle. You're black.
Lol, was she looking in the mirror, imagine going around looking like her and being this insulting.

I don't remember if it was Sapphy who confirmed this or just a rumour, but apparently Sapphy does not wear bras. Everyone and their mother with a pair of tits knows your gorls need support or else they'll sag like that, but apparently gender dysphoria means free range titties... Given the state of their breasts, though, the binder they wore a total of once would probably damage them (especially if worn for too long).
I definitely read it in the thread, I wouldn't be able to find it but I'm sure she posted about it. But also it's really obvious that she doesn't wear a bra, she's got them National Geographic titties going on.

that's what OCD is, numbnuts. you get intrusive, often violent and taboo thoughts that know you'd never act on, but they keep popping up without warning and oftentimes doing odd rituals keep them at bay. people with OCD know these thoughts are bad but can't control it.

i do legitimately think steph has OCD, it's pretty common, so her having violent thoughts about her cat isn't particularly new or exciting. if she started having these thoughts and decided to act on them, though? that's when it's time to go wild.

I reckon Staph consulted Dr. Google for the symptoms of OCD and decided to try them on for size.
 
Anyone else suddenly thinking the real reason Staph goes to the casino is the buffet?

Fuckin' Sappy at the buffet getting her pig on...ever wonder what other people are snickering under their breath about YOU, Sappy? I'm sure it's *actually* pretty funny.
And-leave your cat alone, you monster. Just forget the poor thing exists. Peetie doesn't need your retarded ass drooling on him...
 
On another note, thats the worst patch jacket I've ever seen. I'm not even kidding. It looks disgusting.
A perfectly nice jacket ruined although now I'm hoping Staph posts her own jacket so we can see how exceptional it looks
Stephanie has posted her jacket and it is actually the worst thing I've ever seen.

 
Stephanie has posted her jacket and it is actually the worst thing I've ever seen.

Good thing she's plus size or she wouldn't have been able to spell her name out on the back of it
 
Well, we were past due for a meltdown:

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There's a lot to get into here. She called the cops and looked at this thread, so I'm guessing her birbfriend saw the thread and ran...
Bruh. Was it not yesterday that she was going on about how she didn't really care about breaking up?

KF is going to weave this into their 'Sapphire is such a crazy bitch' thread I just know it...
No we won't, we would never call you Sapphire unironically, Stephanie.

I hope her "ex" has her blocked, because you know she's blowing up their number. Probably with suicide threats and other manipulative messages.
 
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