Public Sighting Chris has arrived at Bronycon 2019 Megathread

[Mariposa Electrique]

Why is there no poll option for 'Chris will have a nice time, it will be completely uneventful'?

I believe nothing will happen but no sex, especially as he's pretty much become asexual since declaring himself a CPU goddess.

LOL, sex has never been a possibility for Chris unless he pays for it from a really desperate whore.

 

[Cataloons]

Is he wearing panty hose?!

Yup. The left leg has a ladder. And I'm pretty sure that's a padded bra.

 

[ForgedBlades]

 

[bigshot]

He appears to still be grabby in photos. With that one guy his knuckles were white he was grabbing on so hard.

 

[{o}P II]

LOL, sex has never been a possibility for Chris unless he pays for it from a really desperate whore.

all whores are desprate, thats why they're whores

 

[UN 474]

He appears to still be grabby in photos. With that one guy his knuckles were white he was grabbing on so hard.

It's true love! Love, that you'll never understand!

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He appears to still be grabby in photos. With that one guy his knuckles were white he was grabbing on so hard.

Chris is autistic. This is probably the only human contact he's had besides spooning with Barb. Mix that in with the high of Bronycon and it's probably nothing of Chris's fault.

Still, nice to see him having a good time. I hope he does.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yup. The left leg has a ladder. And I'm pretty sure that's a padded bra.

Agree, you can't put pressure on real breasts like that. Actual, developed breasts are sensitive.

 

[Rupin]

Twitch stream for anyone autistic enough to want to watch for Chris sightings: https://www.twitch.tv/bronyconathome

I haven't opened it.

It says access denied.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Agree, you can't put pressure on real breasts like that. Actual, developed breasts are sensitive.

Although you're likely 100% correct, we've seen him have an almost superhuman tolerance for pain. I don't know if that's a tard thing, but he's cut his taint and punched himself in the face, etc, and seemed not to be too phased.

 

[Count Olaf]

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https://twitter.com/ItsAllSoUgly/status/1156977607612739590

Ohhhhh my god.

*claps*

Okay lets see. . .ignoring the outfit and focusing mostly on the accessories we have. . .

- Commodore Headband of Fail

- A bead necklace

- Bronycon Pronoun Badge lanyard

- A battered ugly as fuck Sonichu Medallion

- A shoulder bag covered covered in pony/pokemon pins and buttons and probably other stuff I can't see in this picture

- The Pokegear of Fail

- Three Sonichu Balls on either side (I saw three on one side in another picture so I assume there's three on the other side.

- Blue fingerless gloves

- 6 Rings (one being the one Amnyfest Ring to rule them all) in sight, but I'm sure there's more I can't see.

- A purple bracelets, some more on the other arm probably but I can't make them out

- Stuffed Pony Chris (complete with its own fucking medallion)

I know some of that--or most of that--is stuff he wears in public on a daily basis but my god he looks like what would happen if a old gypsy had sex with an autistic swap meet.

 

[LiveFromNS]

Miss Talia on Twitter

“So I met @CPU_CWCSonichu today at #BronyCon and it was probably the most epic pet of the day”

twitter.com

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

FYI, if you take a selfie with Chris and put it on Twitter, that makes you as autistic as Chris

 

[Hello Peenyo]

It says access denied.

Unless watching some strobe lights while listening to the cantina theme from star wars sounds like your idea of a good time, you're not missing much, I can assure you.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

FYI, if you take a selfie with Chris and put it on Twitter, that makes you as autistic as Chris

If you are attending Bronycon it's kind of a given.

 

[Rungle]

Barb is dead when he comes back

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Barb is dead when he comes back

The CWC show is a rollercoaster of emotions!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

FYI, if you take a selfie with Chris and put it on Twitter, that makes you as autistic as Chris

If you are attending Bronycon it's kind of a given.

Yup, it's also another special snowflake masquerading as a F2M or raging bull dyke.

 

[Nuns with guns]

So what does Chris do at these events? Just walk around taking pics with retards and scream some random-access humor occasionally or is there more to it?

 

[anephric]

So what does Chris do at these events? Just walk around taking pics with exceptional individuals and scream some random-access humor occasionally or is there more to it?

To be fair, that’s every convention now, except it’s 6 people dressed as Deadpool