Public Sighting Chris has arrived at Bronycon 2019 Megathread

[Fapcop]

I dunno. The anime naked horse woman or whatever in the top left.

The dude wearing a zebra suit trying to buy porno.

Chris, his dumb everything and headband thing and him hugging a furry.

Like. I get why people join ISIS now.

Let’s all take a minute and ponder the fact, that even next to a goddamn cartoon bunny with a top hat, Chris STILL manages to look like the weirdo

That sums up a large chunk of the CWC "debate" - CWC dindu nuffink v CWC is worse than Hitler( or maybe goering in one of his ballgowns)

Woah there! Goering had Germany’s biggest model railroad collection and model rail track! How can you compare him with an autist like Chr... Wait, ok scratch the model railroad part!

I grant you the point that Goering might have had some autistic tendencies, but unlike Chris he was also a genuine war hero and cool enough to do drugs.

I dunno. The anime naked horse woman or whatever in the top left.

The dude wearing a zebra suit trying to buy porno.

Chris, his dumb everything and headband thing and him hugging a furry.

Like. I get why people join ISIS now.

Let’s all take a minute and ponder the fact, that even next to a goddamn cartoon bunny with a top hat, Chris STILL manages to look like the weirdo.

And what’s with the lumps?! My god, there’s something bulging out no matter what part of Chris you look at!

 

[Time of Space]

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"that I managed to meet and share a kind smile and delightful moment with"

Sounds like he just smiled at them from across a hall and they got the hell out of there once they noticed him giving them the Kubrick Stare.

 

[Fapcop]

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Shit, imagine being the little Mexican maid who cleans Chris’s room. She enters, sees the stuffies and thinks “oh, somebody brought their children, how nice!”

Only to hear some huffing and puffing as Chris exists the bathroom and lumbers into the roon: MADRE DE DIOS!

 

[Tikbalang]

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I thought he's going to sleep in a car, under the bridge, or in a tent.
I hope he could do some antics

 

[Fapcop]

"that I managed to meet and share a kind smile and delightful moment with"

Sounds like he just smiled at them from across a hall and they got the hell out of there once they noticed him giving them the Kubrick Stare.

I wouldn’t be surprised if some of these speds actually went up to Chris, because he’s Chris-Chan the living meme.

Chris of course still thinks he has “fans”.

Almost four decades of asspatting makes his ego virtually impenetrable to the thought that he’s not famous for Sonichu, but because he’s exceptionally naive and trollable.

I thought he's going to sleep in a car, under the bridge, or in a tent.
I hope he could do some antics

I think you’re confusing Chris with someone who has any kind of willpower and drive.

Chris has gotten so used to the luxuries of a lower middle class lifestyle, that he couldn’t last a day not being comfortable.

 

[Hello Peenyo]

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I get the feeling chris would probably fuck a horse if given the chance, freash air and sunshine would be good for him.

Are you serious?
This is the bronycon thread. For the final bronycon
Every Horsefucker in America is in Baltimore this weekend. Christian is on the very low end of the zoophilic spectrum \ zoosexual spectrum compared to many brony freaks. Think of Jin or Graeme.

 

[PT 940]

"Sleep was a Breezie"

 

[Pepito The Cat]

That's is why anybody even knows his name, he tries to rape/sexually assult people, picks a fight with a jerkcops, gets thrown out of walmart, lolcowing it up, making an ass out of himself. I join KF and find there's a line of users waiting to suck his cock?

Welcome to 2019, when taking a picture with troon Chris is "epic" on Twitter.

Lots of users are a new strain of "Well, at leat I'm not as bad as Chris" where the logic goes something like "Well, I'm not as bad and if he can be happy, so can I! I hope he achieves everything he dreams of". He's the ultimate autismo enabler.

 

[MY 405]

Anyone else notice the shot with "Obey Guy" and "King Neckbeard", he's got a churro clutched in his grimy little paw? If he ordered it in his BS Spanish that would have been a great viewing moment.

 

[LiveFromNS]

https://twitter.com/spec_da_nerd/status/1157114959236620288

 

[PT 940]

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Where did he get...you know what, never mind.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

"Sleep was a Breezie"

This for some autistic reason infuriated me.

I get it’s a MLP reference at Brony-con, but still, if he would have said it to me, I’d have a knee-jerk reaction to deck him. Like some primal urge to beat some god damn normalness into him.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Comin' to ya live from this pre-recorded message. Oh, Chris.

Gotta give him kudos, though. It's only been one day and he's already triggered a lot of reflexive autism.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

The hell is that on his head? I stop reading his tweets for a couple weeks and he starts wearing homemade wire tiaras?

Slave crown? Was he being escorted by a couple of guys in Star Wars shirts?
"What is it you think you've found in this dying fandom?"(Kefka laugh)

 

[Hello Peenyo]

https://twitter.com/spec_da_nerd/status/1157114959236620288

"-coming to you live from Bronaycone"
What did he mean by this?

 

[PT 940]

"-coming to you live from Bronaycone"
What did he mean by this?

He mispronounces stuff all the time, he didn't mean anything by it

 

[LiveFromNS]

So apparently an attendee at BC had a seizure and passed away last night. Chris is aware of it.

Gummy on Twitter

“Well...I been silent recently, but I went to bronycon...I thought everything eill be fun, but today I witness my best friend stormfall drizzle, die next to me from a seizure...I don’t know what to feel right now, but it’s hurting bad.”

twitter.com

 

[weegrumpy]

It's weird how his face is largely the same yet his forehead and chins keep growing.

I don't expect much mayhem to ensue during this con, people tend to forget that last year's Bronycon visit was after the humongous flameout that was TMG. The only notable things that happened were Chris was unable to "apologize" (read: bother) a fan animation VA and the van broke down on the way back home.

I do wonder, however, whether Chris will come to grips with the show truly ending with nine seasons, and not the five more already foretold by alicorns and shit. Odds are he'll say the writers got it wrong and that the five more seasons has and will have happened in C-197 and after the merge.

thanks for that sir, I coughed on my vape reading this, and nearly sick

 

[Bob's Ghost]

Has he started harrasing the Brony Alchemists or whatever fuck they're called yet?