Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Koresh]

I subjected myself to making a list of everything on that jacket. I tried to take screenshots, then gave up when I realzied that Steph has the camera skills of a baboon with Lou Gherig's.

Spoiler: List of things on the jacket

Patches:
Hail Satan
Richard Ramirez (it's the famous pic of him in court. She lovingly calls him Richie.)
Demon (in edgy red font)
Too Gory for the Silver Screen
A big Satan Cat on the back with skulls and crossbones. I got a picture of this.

Sapphire (in stereotypical highschool letterman red letters) above Satan Cat.

Buttons:
Raven with a Poe quote
Bite Me
Crossed-out Swastika
Orange Cat
Goth
Two black and white ones that are too fucking blurry to make out. One looks like a typewriter, other looks like clawmarks.
Grave with "Memory for when I cared" written on it.
Sex + Satan
Nasty Witch
Carpe Noctem (she didn't know what this meant when she bought it)
Satan

In shitty black craft paint, she's written:
666
Scribbles with glitter mixed in. Says the glitter is for rubbing it on her enemies.
Satan
an Ouroboros
More black scribbles
Another Satan
What looks like a cock but is apparently Satan's sickle.

The craft paint is even shittier than you imagine.

There's also random red beveled squares all over it.

100+ dollars for all this.

She tried tearing it, but it honestly doesn't look like much. To be fair, it's hard to tell because the camera quality is dogshit. Understanding her is hard at times, but I've been grinding levels in understanding white trash. Unfortunately, she didn't say much of note. Anything worthy has been noted above.

 

[cogsworth]

I subjected myself to making a list of everything on that jacket. I tried to take screenshots, then gave up when I realzied that Steph has the camera skills of a baboon with Lou Gherig's.

Spoiler: List of things on the jacket

Patches:
Hail Satan
Richard Ramirez (it's the famous pic of him in court. She lovingly calls him Richie.)
Demon (in edgy red font)
Too Gory for the Silver Screen
A big Satan Cat on the back with skulls and crossbones. I got a picture of this.
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Sapphire (in stereotypical highschool letterman red letters) above Satan Cat.

Buttons:
Raven with a Poe quote
Bite Me
Crossed-out Swastika
Orange Cat
Goth
Two black and white ones that are too fucking blurry to make out. One looks like a typewriter, other looks like clawmarks.
Grave with "Memory for when I cared" written on it.
Sex + Satan
Nasty Witch
Carpe Noctem (she didn't know what this meant when she bought it)
Satan

In shitty black craft paint, she's written:
666
Scribbles with glitter mixed in. Says the glitter is for rubbing it on her enemies.
Satan
an Ouroboros
More black scribbles
Another Satan
What looks like a cock but is apparently Satan's sickle.

The craft paint is even shittier than you imagine.

There's also random red beveled squares all over it.

100+ dollars for all this.

She tried tearing it, but it honestly doesn't look like much. To be fair, it's hard to tell because the camera quality is dogshit. Understanding her is hard at times, but I've been grinding levels in understanding white trash. Unfortunately, she didn't say much of note. Anything worthy has been noted above.

The pins you described that you couldn't make out properly sound like a pair of pins they sell at Gamestop. One is a typewriter with "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy" coming out of it, the other is something like a high school name slashed through by claw marks.

 

[MaoBigDong]

Watching her YouTube videos is always so jarring to me because she sounds like a 60 year old woman talking fondly of her best friend, and then you remember her best friend is Richard Ramirez and mentally she’s about 14.

It’s not surprising to me that she doesn’t know how to sew, but you would think if she asked her parents nicely they would probably help. Fuck that though we don’t negotiate with terrorists, we’ll just take their money instead and use it to put some shitty patches and red bevels on the jacket. As someone who actually likes doing DIY distressing and patchwork to my shit but sucks at it (usually end up having my S/O help me, lol) it’s so satisfying to see end results that don’t look like shit. If I were paying someone to do it for me and my jacket ended up looking like that I would ask for my money back. On top of that, the least punk/anarchist thing you can do is pay a capitalist piggy to do something that punk culture prides itself on. Unsurprising from Steph, though, because she has a habit of not understanding a single thing that she supposedly stands for.

Also can we just talk about that paint job for a second I could not stop fucking screaming laughing when I saw that shit! First off she pulling out the dollar store glitter glue looking ass paint and then she draws like she has fucking Parkinson’s get it together sis! “666” wow so edgy Steph that’ll really show the conservative Christian cucks that you mean business!!!

 

[stuffandthings]

I subjected myself to making a list of everything on that jacket. I tried to take screenshots, then gave up when I realzied that Steph has the camera skills of a baboon with Lou Gherig's.

Spoiler: List of things on the jacket

Patches:
Hail Satan
Richard Ramirez (it's the famous pic of him in court. She lovingly calls him Richie.)
Demon (in edgy red font)
Too Gory for the Silver Screen
A big Satan Cat on the back with skulls and crossbones. I got a picture of this.
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Sapphire (in stereotypical highschool letterman red letters) above Satan Cat.

Buttons:
Raven with a Poe quote
Bite Me
Crossed-out Swastika
Orange Cat
Goth
Two black and white ones that are too fucking blurry to make out. One looks like a typewriter, other looks like clawmarks.
Grave with "Memory for when I cared" written on it.
Sex + Satan
Nasty Witch
Carpe Noctem (she didn't know what this meant when she bought it)
Satan

In shitty black craft paint, she's written:
666
Scribbles with glitter mixed in. Says the glitter is for rubbing it on her enemies.
Satan
an Ouroboros
More black scribbles
Another Satan
What looks like a cock but is apparently Satan's sickle.

The craft paint is even shittier than you imagine.

There's also random red beveled squares all over it.

100+ dollars for all this.

She tried tearing it, but it honestly doesn't look like much. To be fair, it's hard to tell because the camera quality is dogshit. Understanding her is hard at times, but I've been grinding levels in understanding white trash. Unfortunately, she didn't say much of note. Anything worthy has been noted above.

Thanks for the breakdown.

Do you think she has a separate shroud to wear over the jacket listing all the potential triggers for those with trauma from serial killers, death, demonic imagery, and gore? Or is she the only person entitled to be triggered? The hypocrisy is staggering.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

...says the cishet white woman.

She didn't even know what a gender identity was in 2003. "Gender policing" lol

You know how I know this is bullshit? Not because of the imaginary demon friend, but because she claimed to have taken a shower.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

Staph is essentially a small child
-poop fart jokes
-big imagination (astral projecting is just daydreaming, the ghost relationships are also daydreams)
-relies on parents for most things
-black and white/all or nothing thinking
-pees her pants
-makes messes

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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...says the cishet white woman.
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She didn't even know what a gender identity was in 2003. "Gender policing" lol
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You know how I know this is bullshit? Not because of the imaginary demon friend, but because she claimed to have taken a shower.

Well even if she did take a shower, it was probably in the water she got from a mine waste dump/ swamp instead of fresh clean water like the rest of us.

 

[Koresh]

One of my favorite things that she does is try to justify why she's such a bizarre useless mound of fat and ooze by using completely mundane examples.

People get immature when they're around people they're comfortable with. They act upstanding and mature in public, but people will drop the dick and piss jokes rapid fire when around friends. What they do not do is tell the whole internet about their shits and sing like Kermit the frog in a public restroom while they take a dump.

Kids are cruel. Girls bully eachother for being too girly, for not being girly enough, for being plain, for being pale, for being tan, it doesn't fucking matter. Boys are the same. They'll call Timmy a sissy and a fag, then mock Billy for being frattish and masculine. Kids are cruel, everyone has gotten bullied, but the vast majority of people aren't NEETs who eat sanitizer when faced with stress.

And c'mon Steph, we all know you read this thread and there's no way you missed the 5+ pages of sperging way back about how Leviathan is just a giant Jew dick joke.

 

[cogsworth]

Stephanie you talk about piss and shit all the time to strangers because you're a tard. Everyone makes gross jokes to their friends and family. Normal people don't tell total strangers in complete seriousness that they piss themselves and can't wipe their ass and think about shitting all the time.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I'm struggling to believe she had a group of friends

 

[gay frogs]

There was probably someone in a friend group who felt sorry for the weird kid and decided to include them.

 

[NoFeline]

I'm struggling to believe she had a group of friends

There was probably someone in a friend group who felt sorry for the weird kid and decided to include them.

The answer is obvious.

 

[Aguas Locas]

Staph hasn't stopped down. Can't believe I missed the "online dating of a sped" saga live

You know how I know this is bullshit? Not because of the imaginary demon friend, but because she claimed to have taken a shower.

Are we sure Leviathan ain't angry at Staph for all the misgender she's doing trying to summon him? Or just having to look at her naked body on the "shower"?

 

[anonsocio]

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She didn't even know what a gender identity was in 2003. "Gender policing" lol
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You know how I know this is bullshit? Not because of the imaginary demon friend, but because she claimed to have taken a shower.

I'm cackling - second link in the Leviathan post is a blog I was waiting for her to find. Dear god I want her to join Satan and Sons and see the shit show that ensues.

Also took a look at her tumblr, she's been reblogging a lot of "ace positivity" [you dont have to have sex to be valid uwu] plus ways to "summon spirits to do your bidding". Inb4 she curses her ex.

 

[Koresh]

Anonsocio already mentioned these, but seeing the actual posts tickled me, so here they are. May they inspire joy.

Spoiler: Asexual things she's reblogged

lmao imagine unironically comparing yourself to a six year old and thinking that's a good support for your point

Since these all have low notes, and there's a few more posts about PTSD and NB lesbians that also have really low notes and are from blogs that don't seem like ones that Steph would follow, I think she's been trawling through the tags looking for autism aloe to soothe the burn left by Josie. Presumably said tag trawling was also accompanied with ice cream, sad music (I'm picturing Time after Time, but that's not edgy enough for Steph), and tearful bawling.

 

[NoFeline]

Stephanie: *gets dumped once*
Stephanie:

 

[raspberry peach]

Stephanie: *gets dumped once*
Stephanie:
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It's like when a woman gets dumped and suddenly HATES MEN

A.K.A. a gigantic crock of shit

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

It's like when a woman gets dumped and suddenly HATES MEN

A.K.A. a gigantic crock of shit

More like a leap beyond that.

Gets dumped.
No one will ever love you.
Forever alone. Creates head mate as new boyfriend. He can't leave you if he doesn't exist)

 

[NoFeline]

Creates head mate as new boyfriend. He can't leave you if he doesn't exist)

Her ghosts don't exist and at least two of them managed to escape...

She's so foreveralone that she can't even convince herself that the figments of her imagination would stay by her side.

 

[anonsocio]

Her ghosts don't exist and at least two of them managed to escape...

She's so foreveralone that she can't even convince herself that the figments of her imagination would stay by her side.

Satan and Sons "sells demons" for +1000 dollars. I would be willing to bet money if she joins the site she ends up buying one, or she finds another "spirit companionship" shop and literally buys a new boyfriend birb friend.