DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Surly Muppet]

Most players have adapted to this by now since it's basically the only way to play the game at this point unless you own a cab and are playing locally.

Yes, and to add another level to the stupidity of this, there is the standard Phil hypocrisy. He complains that these versions aren't the proper versions and the implication is that this somehow undermines the legitimacy of his losses, but his EVO (4th place) victory was in a port of the game that was widely panned for being inaccurate. So he complains about the problems with modern versions, but he says his win was legit and that everyone else just whined and failed to adapt. Like Phil right now.

heaving_earth

Does anyone recognize this guy? I had a sneaking suspicion before when I suggested that Phil was doing this for EVO nostalgia and this dude started heavily tipping that this may have actually been prearranged. Someone contacted Phil and said that if he played SF, they'd drop big tips on him. Phil didn't really seem surprised tonight, and kept speaking as though this wasn't all coming from one guy to draw some attention. There are quite a few abnormalities about this random, lucrative SF stream.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I personally think the location does not matter. What would be interesting is how Phil can't block hecklers, people asking hard questions, and has to put on his shill face and repress the salt and anger. Watching him squirm should be fun regardless of location. This is also why Phil will try his hardest to be a hermit the rest of his life and beg tards for shekels.

That gets me thinking of when he tried out World of Warcraft and people knew what server he was on before he even loaded and just lambasted him. Problem with that is you'll have twenty or so "ur a doodie head durr" people who ruin it for that one person who can drop the tactical nukes of belittlement he sorely deserves and has coming to him.

 

[harbinger]

Phil's insta is a real trip around the time he was first talking to Kat before she visited. Putting all his gamer shit around his condo. A bunch of trying to cook for himself. This steamy glare.

Please remember that if anyone tells you Kat isn't in on the grift, these are the smug selfies Phil was posting after they met.

Those are Phil’s sexy selfies. He took those to get Khet all wet while she was probably still banging Suburu Guy.

 

[This comment matters]

That gets me thinking of when he tried out World of Warcraft and people knew what server he was on before he even loaded and just lambasted him. Problem with that is you'll have twenty or so "ur a doodie head durr" people who ruin it for that one person who can drop the tactical nukes of belittlement he sorely deserves and has coming to him.

This happened. Look it up it's fucking great.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

This happened. Look it up it's fucking great.

I know I saw, makes me feel bad knowing the same thing would have happened if he tried his hand at World of Tanks which was brought up a while back it would have been an absolute shitshow granted it wouldn't have been kill on site because there's no friendly fire on console but those 40k plus game players would have assrammed him or physics abused his pigroach ass into enemy fire or upside down.

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

Now that Ninja is over at Mixer, Tevin should stream there more. We need a Ninja x Almighty Tevin stream to really piss off The Pig.

"Umm...y'know the guy that STEALS from me...He's now streaming over at Mixer with Ninja! That should be meee, reee! I'm the one with actual talent, I've been doing this for years! It all started when I lost my jahb back in 1753....."

 

[Comma]

Special shoutouts to heaving_earth, who is creaming himself (and has given $252 of $269 in tips so far, cause the 2x$50 and 1x$100 tipper is creaming themselves the same way) about Phil playing this.

That dude needs help.

[2019-08-03 02:18:21 UTC] heaving_earth: HELL YEAH sf3 3rd strike!!
[2019-08-03 02:18:49 UTC] heaving_earth: LUL LUL LUL dspDeath SCRUBS!~!
[2019-08-03 02:19:00 UTC] heaving_earth: Please vote sf3 and sf5 for RAGE-A-THONE
[2019-08-03 02:19:14 UTC] heaving_earth: OBVIOUSLY this will mak for awesome rage-a-thon
[2019-08-03 02:20:45 UTC] heaving_earth: LUL LUL LUL LOVE THIS... soo much PJSalt
[2019-08-03 02:21:27 UTC] heaving_earth: DAMN nice PHIL
[2019-08-03 02:21:39 UTC] heaving_earth: fuck yeah PHIL!!! @DarksydePhil
[2019-08-03 02:21:45 UTC] heaving_earth: kick some ass
[2019-08-03 02:23:07 UTC] heaving_earth: LOVE THIS STREAM!!!!! LUL LUL dspDspPepefixed dspDeath dspDeath dspDspPepefixed dspDspPepefixed
[2019-08-03 02:23:37 UTC] heaving_earth: mashed taters
[2019-08-03 02:24:32 UTC] heaving_earth: BUGGERED NETCODE dspAnger dspAnger
[2019-08-03 02:24:42 UTC] heaving_earth: dspAnger dspAnger dspAnger dspAnger dspAnger
[2019-08-03 02:25:54 UTC] heaving_earth: LUL LUL LUL
[2019-08-03 02:27:19 UTC] heaving_earth: fuck that guy... akuma spam bullshit
[2019-08-03 02:28:02 UTC] heaving_earth: GUYS: vote sf5 and sf3 3rd strike for RAGE-A-THON... PLEASEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2019-08-03 02:28:42 UTC] heaving_earth: Nice bro
[2019-08-03 02:29:08 UTC] heaving_earth: blue phil giving the red phil pill
[2019-08-03 02:29:17 UTC] heaving_earth: NICE WORK
[2019-08-03 02:30:53 UTC] heaving_earth: NIIIICCEEEEE
[2019-08-03 02:31:16 UTC] heaving_earth: noooooooooooo
[2019-08-03 02:31:38 UTC] heaving_earth: good match
[2019-08-03 02:32:39 UTC] heaving_earth: nice
[2019-08-03 02:33:02 UTC] heaving_earth: 3rd strike is fucking awesome
[2019-08-03 02:33:06 UTC] heaving_earth: love this game
[2019-08-03 02:33:50 UTC] heaving_earth: hell yeah
[2019-08-03 02:34:07 UTC] heaving_earth: Phil dude, you know your shit
[2019-08-03 02:34:59 UTC] heaving_earth: you know the matchups and the game and the netcode, when it's bullshit you call it out. when it's a good match you admit. detractors NEVER acknowledge this
[2019-08-03 02:36:15 UTC] heaving_earth: @ParamoreFtw what do you mean, "CHILL" ? how about you take your mouth and remove it from deeze nuts
[2019-08-03 02:37:37 UTC] heaving_earth: 1-Month SubscriberParamoreFtw: @heaving_earth dood chill --- @Da_BottomLineIs Why is paramoreftw even addressing me? becausing i'm tipping DSP?
[2019-08-03 02:38:43 UTC] heaving_earth: someone get rid of this detractor/shill/troll ParamoreFtw
[2019-08-03 02:39:35 UTC] heaving_earth: URIEN-LUNACY
[2019-08-03 02:40:06 UTC] heaving_earth: lmao @Rumpelstiltzkinz
[2019-08-03 02:41:23 UTC] heaving_earth: @ParamoreFtw keep hoping one day you'll not be poor when $30 no longer means feeding yourself for the week vs starving
[2019-08-03 02:42:44 UTC] heaving_earth: i wipe my ass with $30 @ParamoreFtw i'm sorry you're on third world budget
[2019-08-03 02:43:46 UTC] heaving_earth: @Da_BottomLineIs ban ParamoreFtw he keeps trying to troll me for tipping $30
[2019-08-03 02:44:20 UTC] heaving_earth: @Da_BottomLineIs "1-Month SubscriberParamoreFtw: @heaving_earth keep talking Whale , idc StrawBeary"
[2019-08-03 02:45:44 UTC] heaving_earth: next inline @Da_BottomLineIs Xquizitely... some circus lost their clowns. these doofuses keep trying to troll me for tipping DSP
[2019-08-03 02:49:36 UTC] heaving_earth: NICE
[2019-08-03 02:49:55 UTC] heaving_earth: they're doing it in the channel @DarksydePhil
[2019-08-03 02:50:20 UTC] heaving_earth: NICE
[2019-08-03 02:50:32 UTC] heaving_earth: LOVE THIS STREAM
[2019-08-03 02:50:51 UTC] heaving_earth: holy shit ssf2t this is rad
[2019-08-03 02:51:12 UTC] heaving_earth: SSF2T... RAD AS FUCK
[2019-08-03 02:51:25 UTC] heaving_earth: NICE
[2019-08-03 02:52:01 UTC] heaving_earth: 4 fucking piledrivers
[2019-08-03 02:52:04 UTC] heaving_earth: NICE D00d
[2019-08-03 02:52:19 UTC] heaving_earth: HAHAGHAH
[2019-08-03 02:52:27 UTC] heaving_earth: FUCK YEAH @DarksydePhil
[2019-08-03 02:53:50 UTC] heaving_earth: HAHA AWESOME
[2019-08-03 02:54:03 UTC] heaving_earth: good shit dude
[2019-08-03 02:56:36 UTC] heaving_earth: hahaha
[2019-08-03 02:57:01 UTC] heaving_earth: NEIN SPRECHEN ZIE DUETSCHE!!!
[2019-08-03 02:57:32 UTC] heaving_earth: NEIN!!! NEIN SPRECHEN ZEE DUETSCHE!!!
[2019-08-03 02:58:00 UTC] heaving_earth: NEIN!! Nein Sprechen ZEE Deutsche!!
[2019-08-03 02:58:46 UTC] heaving_earth: @DarksydePhil love this fucking stream d00d
[2019-08-03 03:00:57 UTC] heaving_earth: nice work
[2019-08-03 03:01:11 UTC] heaving_earth: fuck yeah
[2019-08-03 03:03:24 UTC] heaving_earth: TRY FEI LONG
[2019-08-03 03:05:55 UTC] heaving_earth: TRY FEI LONG, his rekka-kens are great stuff
[2019-08-03 03:06:46 UTC] heaving_earth: damn @DarksydePhil you're seriously good at this shit
[2019-08-03 03:07:06 UTC] heaving_earth: HOLY SHIT
[2019-08-03 03:07:10 UTC] heaving_earth: next level
[2019-08-03 03:07:54 UTC] heaving_earth: NICEEEEEE
[2019-08-03 03:08:12 UTC] heaving_earth: hahaha fuck yeah
[2019-08-03 03:10:13 UTC] heaving_earth: ansatsuken
[2019-08-03 03:10:14 UTC] heaving_earth: lol
[2019-08-03 03:10:41 UTC] heaving_earth: FYEAH
[2019-08-03 03:10:43 UTC] heaving_earth: FEI LONG
[2019-08-03 03:10:51 UTC] heaving_earth: rekka rekka
[2019-08-03 03:12:24 UTC] heaving_earth: FUCK YEAAAAHHH
[2019-08-03 03:12:48 UTC] heaving_earth: NICE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2019-08-03 03:13:29 UTC] heaving_earth: ghahaha fuck yeah
[2019-08-03 03:13:37 UTC] heaving_earth: loving this
[2019-08-03 03:13:57 UTC] heaving_earth: DUDE
[2019-08-03 03:14:00 UTC] heaving_earth: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2019-08-03 03:14:44 UTC] heaving_earth: fuck the detractors
[2019-08-03 03:14:55 UTC] heaving_earth: DSP beasting
[2019-08-03 03:15:26 UTC] heaving_earth: WOW
[2019-08-03 03:15:29 UTC] heaving_earth: nice
[2019-08-03 03:15:51 UTC] heaving_earth: FUCK YEAH
[2019-08-03 03:15:55 UTC] heaving_earth: DSP BEAST MODE
[2019-08-03 03:16:20 UTC] heaving_earth: yes, this is my coke
[2019-08-03 03:17:06 UTC] heaving_earth: all these detractors try to talk shit and look at this. phil is beasting like a madman
[2019-08-03 03:18:06 UTC] heaving_earth: this is pure awesome sauce
[2019-08-03 03:18:25 UTC] heaving_earth: hahahaha
[2019-08-03 03:18:53 UTC] heaving_earth: where are the detractors? seem silenced all of the sudden
[2019-08-03 03:19:49 UTC] heaving_earth: hahaha
[2019-08-03 03:20:24 UTC] heaving_earth: BISON PURPLE DRANK FLAVORED
[2019-08-03 03:20:42 UTC] heaving_earth: haha
[2019-08-03 03:21:08 UTC] heaving_earth: LMAO. the velvet is very heavy
[2019-08-03 03:21:14 UTC] heaving_earth: sweet
[2019-08-03 03:21:27 UTC] heaving_earth: i hope you do play nightwolf mk11 @DarksydePhil
[2019-08-03 03:22:16 UTC] heaving_earth: lmao @purple_sizzurp
[2019-08-03 03:22:21 UTC] heaving_earth: LUL LUL LUL
[2019-08-03 03:23:15 UTC] heaving_earth: NICE
[2019-08-03 03:23:25 UTC] heaving_earth: DSP fucking beasting
[2019-08-03 03:24:22 UTC] heaving_earth: people make fun of him for satying he's a former SSF2T champ, but it's obvious this dude knows this game inside and out.
[2019-08-03 03:24:58 UTC] heaving_earth: FEI LONG again
[2019-08-03 03:25:12 UTC] heaving_earth: nice
[2019-08-03 03:25:25 UTC] heaving_earth: fuck yeah @meat_pistol_meltdown
[2019-08-03 03:25:57 UTC] heaving_earth: DUDE
[2019-08-03 03:26:18 UTC] heaving_earth: phil is WRECKING hthse chumps
[2019-08-03 03:27:08 UTC] heaving_earth: @musicrecords7 give me a break dude. PAID TO LOSE. LUL
[2019-08-03 03:27:57 UTC] heaving_earth: it's obvious why he placed as the USA champ in ssf2t tourney
[2019-08-03 03:31:17 UTC] heaving_earth: more FEI LONG
[2019-08-03 03:31:52 UTC] heaving_earth: LUL
[2019-08-03 03:32:53 UTC] heaving_earth: nice
[2019-08-03 03:33:10 UTC] heaving_earth: damn d00d
[2019-08-03 03:33:25 UTC] heaving_earth: @darksydephil this shit is fierce
[2019-08-03 03:34:05 UTC] heaving_earth: nice
[2019-08-03 03:34:27 UTC] heaving_earth: haha
[2019-08-03 03:34:49 UTC] heaving_earth: when was the last time you LOST?
[2019-08-03 03:34:51 UTC] heaving_earth: JESUS
[2019-08-03 03:35:53 UTC] heaving_earth: lol
[2019-08-03 03:35:55 UTC] heaving_earth: nice
[2019-08-03 03:36:43 UTC] heaving_earth: DSP PURE BEAST MODE
[2019-08-03 03:37:12 UTC] heaving_earth: lol
[2019-08-03 03:40:42 UTC] heaving_earth: lol
[2019-08-03 03:41:08 UTC] heaving_earth: LUL LUL LUL
[2019-08-03 03:41:17 UTC] heaving_earth: EYE-GRRRR
[2019-08-03 03:41:21 UTC] heaving_earth: EYE-GRRRRRRR
[2019-08-03 03:41:51 UTC] heaving_earth: EYE-GRR UPPERcut
[2019-08-03 03:42:01 UTC] heaving_earth: LUL LUL LUL LUL
[2019-08-03 03:42:57 UTC] heaving_earth: dude, you havent lost in the past 20 matches @DarksydePhil
[2019-08-03 03:43:29 UTC] heaving_earth: damn
[2019-08-03 03:57:33 UTC] heaving_earth: damn nice DEJAY
[2019-08-03 03:58:02 UTC] heaving_earth: do doom dah
[2019-08-03 03:58:17 UTC] heaving_earth: DO DOOM DAHHH
[2019-08-03 03:58:38 UTC] heaving_earth: you still kicked ass
[2019-08-03 03:59:42 UTC] heaving_earth: damn DSP B E A S T I N G
[2019-08-03 04:00:36 UTC] heaving_earth: lol
[2019-08-03 04:00:53 UTC] heaving_earth: LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
[2019-08-03 04:01:32 UTC] heaving_earth: yoaw veygah
[2019-08-03 04:02:13 UTC] heaving_earth: dude PHIL is a BEAST at this game
[2019-08-03 04:02:49 UTC] heaving_earth: holy shit
[2019-08-03 04:02:54 UTC] heaving_earth: this is crazy
[2019-08-03 04:03:30 UTC] heaving_earth: @DarksydePhil you are WAYYY TOO good at this game
[2019-08-03 04:04:14 UTC] heaving_earth: @DarksydePhil hoe lee chit meign
[2019-08-03 04:04:49 UTC] heaving_earth: 2005 KONG is the best film
[2019-08-03 04:05:04 UTC] heaving_earth: skull island was complete shit
[2019-08-03 04:05:59 UTC] heaving_earth: NICE
[2019-08-03 04:06:14 UTC] heaving_earth: NICEEEEE
[2019-08-03 04:06:48 UTC] heaving_earth: first lost in like 30 games
[2019-08-03 04:07:16 UTC] heaving_earth: that's the first time you lost in like 30 matches
[2019-08-03 04:07:30 UTC] heaving_earth: NICE
[2019-08-03 04:08:01 UTC] heaving_earth: NICEEEE
[2019-08-03 04:08:14 UTC] heaving_earth: kicked his fucking asshole in
[2019-08-03 04:09:12 UTC] heaving_earth: NICE JOB
[2019-08-03 04:09:59 UTC] heaving_earth: damn
[2019-08-03 04:10:16 UTC] heaving_earth: close one
[2019-08-03 04:10:42 UTC] heaving_earth: lol
[2019-08-03 04:11:14 UTC] heaving_earth: nice
[2019-08-03 04:11:37 UTC] heaving_earth: phil's a beast
[2019-08-03 04:11:45 UTC] heaving_earth: hahahahahahaha
[2019-08-03 04:12:42 UTC] heaving_earth: nice
[2019-08-03 04:13:09 UTC] heaving_earth: @DarksydePhil you clearly know this game inside and out
[2019-08-03 04:14:17 UTC] heaving_earth: BS man
[2019-08-03 04:14:34 UTC] heaving_earth: 1 more hour!

 

[ZehnBoat]

Now that Ninja is over at Mixer, Tevin should stream there more. We need a Ninja x Almighty Tevin stream to really piss off The Pig.

"Umm...y'know the guy that STEALS from me...He's now streaming over at Mixer with Ninja! That should be meee, reee! I'm the one with actual talent, I've been doing this for years! It all started when I lost my jahb back in 1753....."

GOT A 100 BIT CHEER FROM DOWNANDGOUT ASKING IF I WOULD DO A STRIM WITH NINJA
I WOULD IF HE ASKS FOR FORGIVENESS FROM ME, FOR ALL DOSE TRANSGRESSIONS HE DID AGAINST ME!

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

That dude needs help.



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dumbass could at least do us a favor and save those money for sunday's paywall

 

[Freshtodeath]

Kinda excited for mario. I think it will be challenging for him in some parts even with chat helping. Like we all have game memorized since we were young dsp doesn't. Some of later levels will really punish him.

 

[actually]

Does anyone recognize this guy? I had a sneaking suspicion before when I suggested that Phil was doing this for EVO nostalgia and this dude started heavily tipping that this may have actually been prearranged. Someone contacted Phil and said that if he played SF, they'd drop big tips on him. Phil didn't really seem surprised tonight, and kept speaking as though this wasn't all coming from one guy to draw some attention. There are quite a few abnormalities about this random, lucrative SF stream.

I think Phil did the SF stream because he was told it was EVO weekend and he figured he could pick off a few random Twitch people (attendance suggests that was not accurate).

Heaving earth honestly seems like he's trying to pull some codecastiel shit, although he has tipped before, so who knows. He may also have been pulling an anonymouse or babymangaming where they're drunk and their pathetic asses spend stupid amount of money in Phil's stream.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

It's funny that whenever anyone visits his home for the first time, he gets in a giant gardening kick that he immediately forgets about when they leave, almost like he thinks that's something adults do but he doesn't care at all about it. (These are from Kat's first visit and he was supposedly randomly shopping for a bunch of plants.)

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Phil's insta is a real trip around the time he was first talking to Kat before she visited. Putting all his gamer shit around his condo. A bunch of trying to cook for himself. This steamy glare.

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Please remember that if anyone tells you Kat isn't in on the grift, these are the smug selfies Phil was posting after they met.

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All those plants were dead within a month, by the way. Someone in his chat asked him how the plants were doing and he casually answered that they're dead because he forgot to water them, didn't have time for it. Nothing he could do! Any normal woman would have seen that as a sign of things to come, but Kat stuck by this dipshit who can't even take care of houseplants and nuked the relationship she was in to do so. The only plausible explanation for her sticking around was that Phil bought her all sorts of expensive gifts and was in general throwing his money around. The greed is massively strong. Also keep in mind that just out of pure coincidence, it was during the Summer of Kat that Phil was hinting at his major financial crisis that turned out to be the First Tax Saga. Oh, another nothing to see here coincidence was the fact that after getting bailed out by his paypiggies to the tune of $2,000+, Kat was able to move in, which he never explained how he paid for. She was in on the grift the whole time.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil confirms that he will be playing GTA4 or Sly Cooper during the August 'downtime'. See, there's nothing else out.
Fire Emblem, Samurai Showdown and Bloodstained must NOT be played under ANY circumstances. We'll run to GTA instead, like so many Kens.

 

[Wing Zero]

Phil confirms that he will be playing GTA4 or Sly Cooper during the August 'downtime'. See, there's nothing else out.
Fire Emblem, Samurai Showdown and Bloodstained must NOT be played under ANY circumstances. We'll run to GTA instead, like so many Kens.

Is he skipping Metal Wolf Chaos XD as well?

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

Phil confirms that he will be playing GTA4 or Sly Cooper during the August 'downtime'. See, there's nothing else out.
Fire Emblem, Samurai Showdown and Bloodstained must NOT be played under ANY circumstances. We'll run to GTA instead, like so many Kens.

gta 4?

that just seems random, who the fuck asked him to play that?

i remember a while ago about how he said he's gonna play me2 this summer. oh, and he was supposed to play stardew valley in december last year. but nope, let's play gta 4 and make some fun of the accent of the characters there

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Phil can't play gta 4 though, there's a mandatory dating mission!

 

[Surly Muppet]

that just seems random, who the fuck asked him to play that?

Youtube did by content ID claiming his past videos and eating into his retirement fund... er... I mean... damaging... the "archive" channel.

Phil can't play gta 4 though, there's a mandatory dating mission!

He'll look away and have chat guide him through it. So that part will look exactly like the rest of the playthrough.

He also AGAIN explained that there are multiple BabyManGaming accounts. I don't know why he can't wrap his head around this, unless he is deliberately memeing it for some reason.
Nevermind, now he is berating them for not knowing who anybody is. He's scolding a tipper like they're a child. Insufferable.

EDIT: Someone just disagreed with him about Ultimate Alliance and Phil thanked them for being a mature, intelligent human instead of insulting him and calling him an idiot.
He then went on to say that 4 billion KIDS like Fortnite and he doesn't. He can't even get through thanking someone for being mature without hypocritically insulting people. He's really feeling like a big man after that money last night.

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil can't play gta 4 though, there's a mandatory dating mission!

He will required to take her to bowling for a date. What will kat say about this?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

He also confirmed he will be doing a fundraiser tomorrow, where he would like tips over donations.
So isn't he playing the TOS again?

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

He also confirmed he will be doing a fundraiser tomorrow, where he would like tips over donations.
So isn't he playing the TOS again?

he's a sleazy motherfucker. won't be surprised if he didn't break tos

and its' not the first "fundraiser" he did. calling it that is especially retarded and misleading when it's just a shitty reason for him to beg for money to pay those bills