Public Sighting Chris has arrived at Bronycon 2019 Megathread

[Cataloons]

Like with that stupid little "peace" sign he's doing in all the photos. Most people would extend their index and middle fingers fully and hold down their ring finger and pinkie with their thumb. Chris cocks his thumb out to the side and his ring finger and pinkie bunch up so they're half-way up along side his middle finger.

I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure he's basing it on the peace sign used by trainers in Pokemon.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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Looks like he ditched his shorts for the moo-moo/dress. And how the hem is rising. That must have left some scars on attendees.

But it looks like he is indeed going to wear the same thing for the entire convention.

 

[AnOminous]

But it looks like he is indeed going to wear the same thing for the entire convention.

The stench must be terrible. Is he still using Axe as a shower in a can?

 

[Fapcop]

I’m always kinda stunned when I see Chris take a selfie with a girl.

A girl coming up to him, approaching him all by herself? That was Chris-Chan’s dream!


Imagine if you could call a number and get 2008 Classic Chris on the line and tell him:

“Good news Chris! You know how women never approach your autistic self? Well, in a decade, young, attractive, boyfriend-free girls will come up to you just to have their picture taken with you!”

“Wha-eh-Am... Does my... Ehm... Future self I have a sweetheart from the ground up?”

“Well Chris, are you sitting down? Because since we’re on the topic of women, I do have some not-so-good news to tell you about your future...”

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

That’s quite a hottie Chris managed to find here! (Or the other way around I guess)

Interesting how he’s glued to her in a way he isn’t in any of the other selfies!

And why isn’t he smiling like in the other pics and giving that weird grandma smile? Did she just tell him that she isn’t lesbian and only interested in straight dudes?

Over/Under on a twitter stalking and blocking mini-saga?
She is a con 7/10 ( rule is three times real world rating??)

 

[Rupin]

The stench must be terrible. Is he still using Axe as a shower in a can?

Except there are no reports of his stench yet. Chris has taken pictures with a lot of people already and there is even an account of him dancing with a lady.

 

[praktica]

I’m always kinda stunned when I see Chris take a selfie with a girl.

A girl coming up to him, approaching him all by herself? That was Chris-Chan’s dream!


Imagine if you could call a number and get 2008 Classic Chris on the line and tell him:

“Good news Chris! You know how women never approach your autistic self? Well, in a decade, young, attractive, boyfriend-free girls will come up to you just to have their picture taken with you!”

“Wha-eh-Am... Does my... Ehm... Future self I have a sweetheart from the ground up?”

“Well Chris, are you sitting down? Because since we’re on the topic of women, I do have some not-so-good news to tell you about your future...”

Spoiler: It's been a journey

 

[No_one]

Nothing spectacular, but no shit is too minor. Source: /mlp/

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Lookit all the Funko Pops, haha.
This looks like a real drag. Like, is attendance down? It looks ... barren...
Also, the chica in the red dress to Chris' left looks like a "goer" ifyaknowhatImean

 

[Rupin]

Lookit all the Funko Pops, haha.
This looks like a real drag. Like, is attendance down? It looks ... barren...
Also, the chica in the red dress to Chris' left looks like a "goer" ifyaknowhatImean

No the attendance has more than doubled from last year’s. I think the figure is 11,000 if the if the journalists who are covering the event are to be believed.

But from the YouTube videos and pictures I’ve seen, it sure as fuck doesn’t look like it.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I just realized what that huge lump is under his shirt. He keeps a pouch around his neck of his rock collection. You know, those healing crystals that every wannabe pagan lite girl has been collecting recently. Anyone who is at Bronycon and has time to waste, sit down with him and ask him about his rocks and time how long he talks about them.

Once he told me his neck hurts and when I told him it was probably because of his rocks he gave me then 1000 yard stare and I could tell his brain was malfunctioning for a response.

 

[Hello Peenyo]

The stench must be terrible. Is he still using Axe as a shower in a can?

He's been using roll-on deodorant inside the venue, applied generously to his triceps. (10:24)

 

[Rupin]

He's been using roll-on deodorant inside the venue, applied generously to his triceps. (10:24)

Wtf... now that’s just nasty.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Notice how they let him slide on the dress code issue they enforced last year. Notice how all the "other" women have skirts or dresses that fit the dress code which requires a longer length.

Welp, just what Chris needs, more reinforcement about rules not applying to him because good willed morons are willing to bend them to humor the 'tard he is a animu godesu kawaai desu ne.

 

[Hmmpf!]

No the attendance has more than doubled from last year’s. I think the figure is 11,000 if the if the journalists who are covering the event are to be believed.

But from the YouTube videos and pictures I’ve seen, it sure as fuck doesn’t look like it.

Most attendees are just taken either next day or the very last day, maybe that's why.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Except there are no reports of his stench yet. Chris has taken pictures with a lot of people already and there is even an account of him dancing with a lady.

I've said I can't really pick up a bad smell coming off either him or the place, every now and then there's a faint bad odor but it's only at panels mostly, give the pony show this, it seems to have cleaned up it's act somewhat as it goes out to pasture...as much as any fandom can anyway.

 

[LiveFromNS]

I've said I can't really pick up a bad smell coming off either him or the place, every now and then there's a faint bad odor but it's only at panels mostly, give the pony show this, it seems to have cleaned up it's act somewhat as it goes out to pasture...as much as any fandom can anyway.

Hey just wanted to say thanks for the posts you made and your efforts in giving us the intel.

Were you able to notice or obeserve Chris interacting on a regular basis, i.e., are there "wranglers" nearby, or is he pretty much wandering the con alone? I think if you could get a pic or vid of the married chick with the cuck for a husband who has been interacting with Chris on twitter about the con, that would be interesting and appreciated by many of us i would think.

What have you observed of Chris and him being around any specific people for an extended length of time, if any?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Hey just wanted to say thanks for the posts you made and your efforts in giving us the intel.

Were you able to notice or obeserve Chris interacting on a regular basis, i.e., are there "wranglers" nearby, or is he pretty much wandering the con alone? I think if you could get a pic or vid of the married chick with the cuck for a husband who has been interacting with Chris on twitter about the con, that would be interesting and appreciated by many of us i would think.

What have you observed of Chris and him being around any specific people for an extended length of time, if any?

He was in some kinda video game competition there's some orbiters but they don't look like handlers near him others have posted pics he's taken and of course when done with girls almost too cute too be at a con like this he's way to close, like bordering on that infamous photo of him and Megan.

I'm getting some info on him but I'm keeping my distance, which is why the vids and pics I've uploaded are in landscape format l, despite how infamous it is, gotta look like I'm just checking my phone.


Semi unrelated but that guy playing discord he menty atvthe GGG this year was some kinda production, wasn't really paying attention to it and if I'm gonna be fair if not for the copyrighted VG music and subject matter, it could almost pass as a legit albiet off Broadway show

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

Glad to see his working out for the Brony Weightloss Challenge paid off.

The money spent on a new belt for the Goodwill treadmill was quite an investment!

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Look at that grabby hand clasped around the chick in blue.

Look at the 'please kill me' expression in her eyes.

What really gets me is that this photo is clearly one that's been carefully arranged and composed. It took time. I somehow suspect that Chris was not originally meant to be involved. So he (I'm guessing) just barged his way into the centre like some spoilt little brat at someone else's birthday party and the other ponyfags were just too polite/cowardly to tell him to fuck off.