Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart / Luke Emory Armstrong Lockhart / BootlegGirl / Something Ellie / kushielsscion - Ex-communications professor, Amy Lee fan, wannabe game dev, excessive tweeter, inverse Pol Pot, has harassed an indie dev for over a year, "victim of Bernie bros"

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Honestly the opiate addiction route seems likely to me, 420chan boards used to be full of schizo affective types like luke addicted to benzos and opiates because they had literally nothing else to do all day.
I could see this happening if he weren't so lazy. It takes a lot of hustle to maintain a serious habit and Luke seems to find a trip down to the mini-mart overly taxing.
 
I assumed the left the urethra outside the...oh, god, please don't make me think about this.

They do.

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Luke is headed back home, and here's his first post-op selfie.

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... Someone else tell him. I don't have the heart.

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Hi Luke! We don't hate you because you think you're a woman. There's plenty of other excellent reasons to hate you.

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Looks like the surgery addict predictions are coming out ahead.

My God. He looks like a badly botched Photoshop. That's even worse than Blaire White's nose job.
 
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Luke is headed back home, and here's his first post-op selfie.

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Hi Luke! We don't hate you because you think you're a woman. There's plenty of other excellent reasons to hate you.

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Looks like the surgery addict predictions are coming out ahead.
>normal for a woman
>was attractive as a man
>could have been smoking hot as a woman
 
Ah yes, a MORE pronounced chin due to the area around it receding. The recesses at the sides of the mouth and DEEP recesses between the eyes and bridge of the nose make his face look more like a mask than anything else. The bumps all around the head just sort of look like if you took a soft ball of dough in your hands and your fingers left deep marks anywhere they held it.

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Also, Jesus, he really hasn't washed at all since he's been there, has he?
The hair is what really fucks with me. I can get not understanding anything beyond freshman-level hair care. Most long-haired nerd dudes don't. But anybody should be able to master shampoo, conditioner, and a brush. There's at least five-seven days of grease and sleeping on it in that photo. Spends twenty grand to fuck up his face, can't spend ten bucks at the drugstore on his hair. Man, this guy is fascinating.
 
I admit I can barely tell the difference with that soulless stare he does in every photo and that lone strand of his dirty hair hanging down taking all my attention

people who type out "bad words" and then censor them are either children or tards
 
Luke is headed back home, and here's his first post-op selfie.

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... Someone else tell him. I don't have the heart.

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Hi Luke! We don't hate you because you think you're a woman. There's plenty of other excellent reasons to hate you.

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Looks like the surgery addict predictions are coming out ahead.

I can't believe Luke went and had extensive surgery just to appropriate POC culture, what a shitlord
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Seriously that surgery has only made the chin MORE prominent by getting rid of any taper, so it's just like a glacier jutting out from the frozen wasteland of his face over the cold dark sea of failure that is luke's life
 
How many weeks can Luke go before he actually runs a comb through that disgusting hair? In a lot of ways his hair is worse than the hole cut into him where his dick used to be. For one thing, nobody has to see his new stinkditch but everyone he encounters every day has to look at that gross shit on top of his head.
 
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