Public Sighting Chris has arrived at Bronycon 2019 Megathread

[SpeedBaller]

Baltimore seems like such an odd location for a brony convention. I wonder how many of them wander off and get mugged.,,

 

[Muscle Bra]

I think the figure is 11,000 if the if the journalists who are covering the event are to be believed.

Just how low on the journalistic totem pole do you need to be to end up getting assigned to covering the fucking BronyCon?

He keeps a pouch around his neck of his rock collection. You know, those healing crystals that every wannabe pagan lite girl has been collecting recently.

Wait wait wait. Chris carries *rocks* around with him on a daily basis?

I know his grasp of reality has been rapidly deteriorating but his totemistic/magical thinking has also gone way out of control.

They all look kind of more relaxed and at ease than in the picture with Chris. Who of course can’t help but to stand out, given that he either doesn’t understand the concept of a dress code, or thinks it doesn’t apply to him.

When has Chris ever thought that rules he didn’t like applied to him?

However, since it seems that the GGG was stricter on the dress code this year than they were last year, I am surprised that they let Chris slide. You would think that BronyCon would be the one place in the world where the tard card/autism card would be invalid due to the threat of overuse.

 

[Kotaro]

"Lovely" CWC makes some 19yo pansexual confused person's day so much better:

🍑Peachy Pop🍑 on Twitter

“Got to meet the lovely @CPU_CWCSonichu today at #bronycon !! My day just got so much better ^^”

twitter.com

EDIT: Is it the same outfit he wore on the 1st day?
Also, he'll need a new pair of tights soon.

Holy fuck I've never seen so many daddy issues in a single photo.

Also "they/them" in that chick's twitter bio

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Look at the 'please kill me' expression in her eyes.

What really gets me is that this photo is clearly one that's been carefully arranged and composed. It took time. I somehow suspect that Chris was not originally meant to be involved. So he (I'm guessing) just barged his way into the centre like some spoilt little brat at someone else's birthday party and the other ponyfags were just too polite/cowardly to tell him to fuck off.

I think they felt sorry for the rëtarded manchild. I mean, look at him. He's clearly unwell and just wanted some attention from the adults. Not justifying him either, he probably just waded his way into the group photo and no one had a saying on the matter but it was clearly for charity.

Of course we all know how much of an awful pusher he can be but it meant nothing for those people and probably a lot for Chris.

Nah, that was a photo op for fans. Other people had their photos taken like Chris, too.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Oh God he put his plush onnhis Head

Everybody, look at me. Look at meeeeee!

Gib me attenshun!

 

[King Kiwi]

0% chance Chris is washing these clothes nightly.

The highlight of the con!

I guess I got my hopes up....
Ye, but,
what do we have but futile yearning?

 

[Rupin]

Nah, that was a photo op for fans. Other people had their photos taken like Chris, too.

Holy shit! That guy in the third photo has Chris beat for the weirdest person in the con.

 

[SpeedBaller]

Sorry for the fluff can't look like I'm just filming him

Who cares if people see you filming him? I don't think fatty cares. He is a "goddess" after all. I wouldn't worry about the crowd either, something tells me they aren't very tough.

 

[Kotaro]

Oh God he put his plush onnhis Head


Sorry for the fluff can't look like I'm just filming him

The "If it fits, I sits" cat meme from the dark ages of the internet literally personified, cringe and all.

Holy fuck this thread is gonna kill me from uncontrollably laughing.

 

[A Grey Cat]

OMG omg he....he didn't say anything about the merge, or extending the show ...guys... are we sure this is the real Chris? Or has someone done something to him?

 

[No_one]

OMG omg he....he didn't say anything about the merge, or extending the show ...guys... are we sure this is the real Chris? Or has someone done something to him?

What did he say though?

Edit: CWC on the panel you're filming:

 

[A Money Creature]

OMG omg he....he didn't say anything about the merge, or extending the show ...guys... are we sure this is the real Chris? Or has someone done something to him?

Holy shit, he said something semi-sane.

 

[{o}P II]

 

[Hmmpf!]

What did he say though?

Edit: CWC on the panel you're filming:

Hm.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

What did he say though?

Edit: CWC on the panel you're filming:

Even among a group like this, he's still seen as strange and confusing.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Holy shit, he said something semi-sane.

What did he say

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Even among a group like this, he's still seen as strange and confusing.

I'm sure unlike him after this weekend these people will put on normal clothes and go back to school/work like when Halloween is over but for Chris it's never over.

 

[Fapcop]

"Lovely" CWC makes some 19yo pansexual confused person's day so much better:

🍑Peachy Pop🍑 on Twitter

“Got to meet the lovely @CPU_CWCSonichu today at #bronycon !! My day just got so much better ^^”

twitter.com

EDIT: Is it the same outfit he wore on the 1st day?
Also, he'll need a new pair of tights soon.

Welp, another bangable pegasister?! What’s with Bronycon 2019??

Why doesn’t Chris smile in pictures with hot chicks?! He does this little goofy grin in every other pic, but when it’s a cute girl he almost tilts over in his attempt to press his face against hers as closely as possible, and looks kinda... Sad?

IS THIS HIS HORNY FACE?!

I seem to remember a similar grimace on his face in a pic with Megan?!

 

[Saul]

What did he say

I think he said something about humans and ponies or something

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Love the way that he and the other questioners are all lining up like supplicants at a particularly cretinous church. While Faust and the others sit aloof and unreachable above them, the true pony deities.