Public Sighting Chris has arrived at Bronycon 2019 Megathread

Will Bronycon result in an epic melt down or embarrassing anti-social outburst?


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I think the figure is 11,000 if the if the journalists who are covering the event are to be believed.
Just how low on the journalistic totem pole do you need to be to end up getting assigned to covering the fucking BronyCon?

He keeps a pouch around his neck of his rock collection. You know, those healing crystals that every wannabe pagan lite girl has been collecting recently.
Wait wait wait. Chris carries *rocks* around with him on a daily basis?

I know his grasp of reality has been rapidly deteriorating but his totemistic/magical thinking has also gone way out of control.

They all look kind of more relaxed and at ease than in the picture with Chris. Who of course can’t help but to stand out, given that he either doesn’t understand the concept of a dress code, or thinks it doesn’t apply to him.
When has Chris ever thought that rules he didn’t like applied to him?

However, since it seems that the GGG was stricter on the dress code this year than they were last year, I am surprised that they let Chris slide. You would think that BronyCon would be the one place in the world where the tard card/autism card would be invalid due to the threat of overuse.
 
"Lovely" CWC makes some 19yo pansexual confused person's day so much better:
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EDIT: Is it the same outfit he wore on the 1st day?
Also, he'll need a new pair of tights soon.
Holy fuck I've never seen so many daddy issues in a single photo.

Also "they/them" in that chick's twitter bio :story:
 
Look at the 'please kill me' expression in her eyes.

What really gets me is that this photo is clearly one that's been carefully arranged and composed. It took time. I somehow suspect that Chris was not originally meant to be involved. So he (I'm guessing) just barged his way into the centre like some spoilt little brat at someone else's birthday party and the other ponyfags were just too polite/cowardly to tell him to fuck off.
I think they felt sorry for the rëtarded manchild. I mean, look at him. He's clearly unwell and just wanted some attention from the adults. Not justifying him either, he probably just waded his way into the group photo and no one had a saying on the matter but it was clearly for charity.

Of course we all know how much of an awful pusher he can be but it meant nothing for those people and probably a lot for Chris.
Nah, that was a photo op for fans. Other people had their photos taken like Chris, too.
 

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Oh God he put his plush onnhis Head


Sorry for the fluff can't look like I'm just filming him
The "If it fits, I sits" cat meme from the dark ages of the internet literally personified, cringe and all.

Holy fuck this thread is gonna kill me from uncontrollably laughing.
 
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"Lovely" CWC makes some 19yo pansexual confused person's day so much better:
EBDkocUXkAAoAQD.jpg


EDIT: Is it the same outfit he wore on the 1st day?
Also, he'll need a new pair of tights soon.

Welp, another bangable pegasister?! What’s with Bronycon 2019??

Why doesn’t Chris smile in pictures with hot chicks?! He does this little goofy grin in every other pic, but when it’s a cute girl he almost tilts over in his attempt to press his face against hers as closely as possible, and looks kinda... Sad?

IS THIS HIS HORNY FACE?!

I seem to remember a similar grimace on his face in a pic with Megan?!
 
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