Farmers redraw hideous tumblr art - You know you want to

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I took this image off of the original SJW art thread! Tumblr has a bit of an obsession with dad bods and soft boys, even when it wouldn’t really make sense. Jason chases down and murders adults. He’s not gonna have fat rolls. Also, nipple piercings? He’s a serial killer, not a stripper. It’s not that surprising, though, since Tumblr loves to romanticize fictional/real murderers.

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So I decided to make him into a ripped, hairy God since that seems to be what the original was kinda going at. I’ve never drawn muscles before, so I’m sorry if they look really weird!

(Sorry if my formatting is bad! I’ve never posted before. Please give me art to redraw! This was really fun. (: )
 
Back again because this is really fun!
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This is supposed to be Rose Lalonde if you couldn’t tell. I don’t think Gelasticat knows what teenagers look like whatsoever. Also, it looks like Nagito Komaeda and Rose did a hair swap. I don’t get why people think that Rose is black? Like, Hussie may have said they’re racially ambiguous, but I’ve never seen a black girl with straight, blonde hair. He obviously just said that to keep Tumblr at bay.
Don’t even get me started on the jackshit anatomy of this. She’s pulling an MJ, I guess. Hee Hee!
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I tried to make her actually look like 14-17 year old. Her messy bob is obeying the laws of gravity, and not trying to escape her scalp. I decided to switch out those ugly combat boot things for some scuffed high-tops. I also got rid of that weirdly seductive expression and traded it for a sorta smug, cool look. She’s finally not obese!
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As much as tumblrinas love slapping vitiligo onto a canonically white character for “representation”, it doesn’t seem like they get how it works. A white girl with a patchy spray tan isn’t diversity. Surprisingly, there are traits that very depending on race. And it isn’t racist to acknowledge it! So I gave her some natural curls and Afrocentric features (big lips and wider nose) so she wasn’t some racially ambiguous Frankenstein.
 
jesus christ, does tumblr know people arent actually able to survive off of a diet of 12 course meals where every course is a 3 tier layer cake?
 
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