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If you really had to who would you sex?


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I want her gone cause she's ugly
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Came across this on twitter, because obviously on every other subforum people know what you look like and it isn't your incel mentality outing yourself because your identity is nothing but your hatred for women and blaming your supposed inability to get laid on your looks alone
 



These guys blither on about “ugly women” all day long.
Unless we are talking about some obese danger hair what exactly counts as ugly to them?

Maybe I’m naive but despite the obesity epidemic I see more people who are at healthy weights, maybe a bit overweight, than I do anything else.

And I’ve yet to see anyone I would characterize as “ugly” in any sense of the word. Unkempt maybe or lacking style but I don’t see any truly hideous specimens of either the male or female variety.

Unless ugly = not attractive to me to these speds.
 
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These guys blither on about “ugly women” all day long.
Unless we are talking about some obese danger hair what exactly counts as ugly to them?

Maybe I’m naive but despite the obesity epidemic I see more people who are at healthy weights, maybe a bit overweight, than I do anything else.

And I’ve yet to see anyone I would characterize as “ugly” in any sense of the word. Unkempt maybe or lacking style but I don’t see any truly hideous specimens of either the male or female variety.

Unless ugly = not attractive to me to these speds.
Aside from what ^ said, I think they believe that most women are obese danger hair. It's either that, a "roastie Instagram thot" or a demure animu waif waifu. Maybe a couple of other subgenres to do with race if you're lucky. They're also consuming a media diet of whatever propaganda they can use to own whoever rejected them at the prom, which usually involves some kind of strawman
 
We need to talk about the Incel Constitution on Incels.net

It is divided into 3 parts
-Incel Solutions. Link (Archive)
-Incel Laws Link (Archive)
-The incel Idea Link (Archive)

Here's some of the highlights from The incel idea/party's over and solutions

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These guys are both amazingly persistent and amazingly obdurate. If they put in a quarter of the effort they exert making subreddit after subreddit into bettering themselves, they might have a faint--very faint--chance of getting laid. But, of course, that would require more sense and self-awareness than they could ever dream of having.

Or you know, they could just go to a hooker, like men who can’t get laid (or don’t want to put in the effort) has done for millennia.

Would it hurt their vidya budget or what is the problem?
 
Or you know, they could just go to a hooker, like men who can’t get laid (or don’t want to put in the effort) has done for millennia.

Would it hurt their vidya budget or what is the problem?


What I keep hearing is that they want to be “wanted.”
Or that they want to be able to say that a woman went to bed with them for meritorious reasons.
The funny thing is that for all their bellowing about how chicks can get sexy times from Chad or whoever it never occurs to them that sex with some rando is just as transactional as getting a hooker.
Where else do phrases like “butter faces” “pump and dump” originate from except from the the phenomenon of dudes sleeping with chicks they don’t even like.
It also never occurs to them that these so called Chads are also just as likely to be as mean and spiteful to women they feel are beneath them or threaten them as the Stacey’s are to men.
 
We need to talk about the Incel Constitution on Incels.net

It is divided into 3 parts
-Incel Solutions. Link (Archive)
-Incel Laws Link (Archive)
-The incel Idea Link (Archive)

Here's some of the highlights from The incel idea/party's over and solutions

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As a child yeah, it's acceptable to be attracted to other children. The issue comes when you're older and still attracted to children... Also Padme remained older than Anakin, she didn't stay 17. Anakin married an older, more mature woman. A politician and humanitarian who fought for people's rights and for democracy. A woman he had to leave for months at a time but they trusted each other to not stray or betray each other. Until the moment he fell

He also was not raised at all by the sand people. His only interaction with one was a young sandperson child he helped as a kid (I think they were trapped together during a sand storm if memory serves correct). That's also part of the extended universe books, not technically cannon now or ever. Unless this idiot thinks that Anakin became evil because of what the sand people did to his mom? Like yeah the sequels weren't the most nuanced movies out there but they're not that bad. Him killing the whole tribe was showing him letting rage get the better of him and giving him more reason to be paranoid of his loved ones dying and him being unable to stop them and more.

Sorry for the star wars sperg but it was the only thing worth correcting or discussing in the sea of dumbassery. Also I'd bet this guy is the type of person to assume girls don't know star wars despite him being unable to even understand the nuance of the prequels
 
That's.. oddly cute for something an incel would say. Maybe if incels weren't so fucking pessimistic they could allow themselves a little joy in their lives. It's not like banging girls is the only thing that matters.

I legit LOLd at the “quit Xanax to support shrimp spending”, which is such a bizarre line.

Godspeed little incel!

Id like to think that one day while he’s at a shrimp-con (or wherever these people congregate) he’ll look up from his tank, and there’ll be an awkward, little femcel holding a shrimp tank.

“D-Do you... eh... You need a hand?” He’ll mutter, she’ll shyly accept, and as he lifts up her shrimptank, their hands will touch for a second, making them both blush.

That night, surrounded by rock shrimp tanks and Vidya posters, they’ll both lose their incel status, and find something other than rockshrimps and themselves to love.
 
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I legit LOLd at the “quit Xanax to support shrimp spending”, which is such a bizarre line.

Godspeed little incel!

Id like to think that one day while he’s at a shrimp-con (or wherever these people congregate) he’ll look up from his tank, and there’ll be an awkward, little femcel holding a shrimp tank.

“D-Do you... eh... You need a hand?” He’ll mutter, she’ll shyly accept, and as he lifts up her shrimptank, their hands will touch for a second, making them both blush.

That night, surrounded by rock shrimp tanks and Vidya posters, they’ll both lose their incel status, and find something other than rockshrimps and themselves to love.

Write this romance novel NOW.
 
I legit LOLd at the “quit Xanax to support shrimp spending”, which is such a bizarre line.

Godspeed little incel!

Id like to think that one day while he’s at a shrimp-con (or wherever these people congregate) he’ll look up from his tank, and there’ll be an awkward, little femcel holding a shrimp tank.

“D-Do you... eh... You need a hand?” He’ll mutter, she’ll shyly accept, and as he lifts up her shrimptank, their hands will touch for a second, making them both blush.

That night, surrounded by rock shrimp tanks and Vidya posters, they’ll both lose their incel status, and find something other than rockshrimps and themselves to love.

Call me awful but my mind went straight to this:
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