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This is going to end with us finding out his girlfriend's a RealDoll, isn't it?`
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I really don't. Where's the fun in that? Besides, he'd just take it as a victory.
You have no idea how much I want that to be true.This is going to end with us finding out his girlfriend's a RealDoll, isn't it?`
This is going to end with us finding out his girlfriend's a RealDoll, isn't it?`
You have no idea how much I want that to be true.
Is "acid bath" an option?@Holden, what body hair removal procedure would you choose? Razor, Brazilian wax, or Guatemalan wax?
Immolation maybe?Is "acid bath" an option?
In an epic plot twist it's revealed that Marijan is a construct of Chris' in a desperate attempt to exact revenge on the trolls.
I have a feeling it'll become a convoy of Kiwis delivering Lego to CWC.If this turns out to be true, I will buy every single Lego set at my Toys R Us and hand deliver them to Chris out of dumb-founded respect.
Well, it's settled. We need pictures of Marijan and this woman together.
Meth is pretty expensive over there. He has a corner on the "radioactive meth" market.He could raise over $5,000 US that quickly?
If he can, he should easily be able to raise the $5M he cited as necessary to complete his wifequest or relocate to the west or whatever the fuck he said.He could raise over $5,000 US that quickly?
The shipping and travel costs would eat up too much of his profits.He should come here to the Oregon coast. We've got radioactive meth too thanks to the Fukushima accident.
He could also try making a paper heart on a string and reeling it in like a fishing lure. It'd be a great way to spark a conversation.Mr. @Holden, how is your wifequest coming along? Will you be making any sorts of signs to get their attention since you refuse to speak to other human beings?
Wouldn't his profits be his wife?The shipping and travel costs would eat up too much of his profits.
I'm imagining him laying down crystals of meth in a line leading to his front door. Then he leaps out of the bushes with a net and captures his new wife.Wouldn't his profits be his wife?
On the other hand, he'd finally get to meet some trucker gods. Most of them would be all too happy to let him take a tug off their meth pipes after he gives them a few tugs.The shipping and travel costs would eat up too much of his profits.