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Hello, my name is Josh.

And I am a student in high school currently 18+ ;)

And the past few weeks have been really hectic and sleep depriving. I have spent at least 300 hours so far working on a little project for "Video productions". And we were asked to make the best movie possible as a finale for the class. We have to write about our movie with a short summary, to give the teacher an idea of what its about so he can green-light it. And for mine I had to choose my words carefully. I wrote saying that I wanted to make a documentary about chris-chan. Him having no idea about Christian Weston Chandler and the world of CWCville said it was perfectly fine. Now fast forward about two weeks I have borrowed recording equipment. Spent a good amount of time writing a script. And even got to interview a special ed teacher. I have been a fan of Chris Chan sense about 2011 and I have always had an obsession with him sense then, I am sure many of you can understand that. Anyways to cut things short I am about 90% done with the Chris-Chan documentary. After editing for quite some time the movie has come out so far to 1 hour, 7 minutes and counting. I want to make sure that I get everything right with it so I made sure to dig into every saga. Even after 1 hour of talking about him I was unable to mention half of the things that have gone on. There is truly that much information about Chris. I am setting the deadline to around the upcoming Monday.

To make things clear. I am not the Chris-Chan documentary guy that made a patreon page. There will be no ads on the video. I am not a professional voice actor nor do I claim to be. This is where the video will be uploaded, my YouTube account. https://www.youtube.com/user/sachumo
Also keep in mind this is my personal YouTube account and if I were to make a new one solely dedicated to my movie it would just be a douche ego thing, that being said most of the videos are complete shit. I am not asking you to subscribe but make sure to check around Monday evening for the movie if you wish to view it.:heart-full:
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People are going to shit on you for this but on the bright side, at least you actually did something and not just tell people you planned on making a documentary.

I don't know if that guy who was doing the Chris documentary where he would pay trolls involved with Chris $500 to speak about their experience is still offering that, but I'd be tempted to do that. Not so much for the money, but because I'd love it to be in a documentary with my face pixelated and my voice changed.
 
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Yeah I wanted to make sure not to make any claims before doing any content cause id look like more of a jackass than i already am, Also I am really gonna get shit on because there is simply not enough time to put every story into the movie. I have to briefly talk about sagas then show loot that is acquired from them. And I don't hate on Chris at the end I even say to make your own opinion about him.
 
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Also gotta have the showdown with karate chops, and jungle drums. Basically required at this point.
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Surtur said:
Wait, you interviewed his teachers?
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I wish, no I asked a special ed teacher at the school to talk about someone like chris and what they do to make sure they achieve throughout school and "possibly" later on in life.
 
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Why shit on the idea? I am surprised it hasn't happened yet. There are some talented people in CWC fandom. Like our fearless leader says though:left:
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Our friend @spylobster might be new to things, so I'll elaborate a bit.

People have a kneejerk reaction to people wanting to do a Chris documentary because it's an idea that countless people have done over and over over the years. The problem is that these are people who have no experience making films but simply wish to do so because 1) they want to do a trolling plan in the vein of a documentary (which is normally why documentary threads don't last long here) as an excuse to talk to Chris and get content, and 2) they want to make money off Chris (which is a big no no).

The biggest problem is these people make no effort, they'll say something like "I want to make a Chris documentary, give me money to do it" instead of actually doing it. I'm willing to give spylobster credit here because he's at least spent an hour trying to cobble something together. I'm skeptical it'll be Ken Burns quality but it's better than just saying how you're going to make an awesome documentary without actually doing it. It's like how the villains in James Bond movies will tell Bond how they're going to kill him instead of actually doing so and by time they're done explaining, Bond usually figures out some way to escape. Just do it.
 
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Man, I was all ready to shitpost this into spergatory, but look at that you actually are doing it instead of just asking about it.

Anyway I think it's a bit premature with all the stuff that's unfolding...and I sincerely hope the focus is on a bit of a wider subject than just Chris as a person. Like, most good documentaries on people tend to go a little deeper into their subject than just LOOK AT THIS FAT RETARD for 90 minutes. So hopefully you will explore the hows and whys of the phenomenon that is Chris-Chan.

But yeah, kudos for not being a lazy fuck about the doc thing.
 
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Man, I was all ready to shitpost this into spergatory, but look at that you actually are doing it instead of just asking about it.

Anyway I think it's a bit premature with all the stuff that's unfolding...and I sincerely hope the focus is on a bit of a wider subject than just Chris as a person. Like, most good documentaries on people tend to go a little deeper into their subject than just LOOK AT THIS FAT exceptional individual for 90 minutes. So hopefully you will explore the hows and whys of the phenomenon that is Chris-Chan.

But yeah, kudos for not being a lazy fuck about the doc thing.
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This is a tragedy that could have been prevented, and to blame Chris or the trolls is trivial. The blame lands on everyone here. taking the time to mess with someone is bad, and the same goes for trying to get back at them. There is nothing left we can do for him, Chris is a train wreck crashing in slow motion. If we end up ignoring him he will do something bad for attention. If we try and help him, he will push the help away. As i see this train go bye there is nothing left to do but watch it crash

Here is an excerpt from the script for you. I also go into detail why someone would dislike him and want to attack. There is no shitting on Chris in this movie, just the shitting he does on himself.
 
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spylobster said:
This is a tragedy that could have been prevented, and to blame Chris or the trolls is trivial. The blame lands on everyone here. taking the time to mess with someone is bad, and the same goes for trying to get back at them. There is nothing left we can do for him, Chris is a train wreck crashing in slow motion. If we end up ignoring him he will do something bad for attention. If we try and help him, he will push the help away. As i see this train go bye there is nothing left to do but watch it crash

Here is an excerpt from the script for you. I also go into detail why someone would dislike him and want to attack. There is no shitting on Chris in this movie, just the shitting he does on himself.
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Wow, actually sounds like it'll turn out really great, keep up the good work and best of luck to you. Even if it does turn out shitty, at least you DID something.
 
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I love Premiere. It has such a nice work flow.

Anyway, that aside, this is the first cwc-umentary I've ever seen that actually has follow through. It's also better, I think, that you're making it now since he's sort of on his graceful belly flop from grace. No, wait it's always been that way.

I'll watch it. As a videographer, it looks like you know what you're doing. Let us know when it's done!
 
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