Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

blackie toy said:
I mean... if you've ever done skype/facetime on a computer while doing other stuff... her eye movement is very realistic: it holds to an exact point most times (presumably where her face is showing up on camera) but occasionally darts off to the side (distracted by clock, something else on screen).
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The "flip off" video sure looks like a real human. A human who acts like a creepy freak for whatever reason, but a human. I'm still confused by the one where the nose moves like it would in a stop motion animation, though. It doesn't just look like a GIF artifact.
 
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i think people who get upset bc others think she's a doll are really missing the point. i don't give two shits if its a doll or not (well, i DO, but that's not the point)- the real reason why this is interesting is undeniably something fucked up is going on and peter coffin has become the da vinci code of jacktards.

every layer that gets peeled back it just makes less and less sense.

it can't be a doll, because the movement is too real

okay, well then why doesn't her scottish ass just sit in a video with the baby and peter and be like "aye dannae ken why you think aye'm fake but fook off the lot of you" and end the whole thing?

she's too shy/has body issues

then why does she post her tits thirty times a day?

Same thing with the baby, too. there's a birth certificate, but it's apparently missing key legal adornments that establish its authenticity. peter took a video with the baby, but she's not in it. she had a c-section but shows no scars in photos of her belly.

i'm not even mad and i don't wish peter any harm or anything but this is just way too entertaining/upsetting
 
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AnOminous said:
The "flip off" video sure looks like a real human. A human who acts like a creepy freak for whatever reason, but a human. I'm still confused by the one where the nose moves like it would in a stop motion animation, though. It doesn't just look like a GIF artifact.
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I haven't seen it but could be a frame rate thing? The vine doesn't look like it was recorded at 30 fps.
 
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as somebody with a background in animation, I can safely say that those animated gifs of Ashleigh are either of a real person (albeit an extremely stiff and self-conscious one) or Peter Coffin is an unbelievably talented animator whose command over stop-motion vastly outweighs his reputation as a weirdo.
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i know fuck-all about animation, but didn't someone point out in those gifs there were frames missing, so they had been edited? i'm legit asking as i don't understand this shit.
 
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i know fuck-all about animation, but didn't someone point out in those gifs there were frames missing, so they had been edited? i'm legit asking as i don't understand this shit.
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That COULD be an optimization quirk. I mean, I DOUBT it, but some auto optimization tools for gifs chop out unnecessary/duplicate frames, or blend them together, to save filespace. The more frames you have, the bigger the gif is.
 
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Doctor Duke said:
i know fuck-all about animation, but didn't someone point out in those gifs there were frames missing, so they had been edited? i'm legit asking as i don't understand this shit.
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Could also be explained by using an older webcam that doesn't record at 30fps. I used to have one that did around 12fps. Which would also explain the utter shit vine.

Though what's weird about that is that Coffin clearly has better gear for his youtubery. This lends me to support the idea that he doesn't live with... whoever that woman is.
 
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I just spent some time looking through her selfie tag.

And honestly I don't see how she can be a doll at this point. There are gifs with her eyebrows moving, and all sorts of stuff including her wearing that outfit with the mask we saw in the weird vine. However, everything seems really photoshopped. As for why she posts so many pictures despite having body issues, this happens for a lot of girls. Girls like to take pictures of themselves looking nice to feel better.

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something fucked up is going on and peter coffin has become the da vinci code of jacktards.
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At this point that's all I can say for sure. Something fucked up is happening, but I'm not sure it's about a doll.
 
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I'd have to say the that this woman he's claimed proof to be his wife is simply a woman whom he'd either befriended or become acquaintances with and is unknowingly being fetishized by Mr. Peter Coffin. She is the real-life fantasy counterpart to his doll. Note the vine that she was in she -wore a mask- and was referencing something that doesn't really get referenced by the standard Star Wars fandom. My take on this is that Coffin simply said to his friend: "Hey, I've got an idea for a funny vine. Put this mask on!"
 
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Rogowski said:
This is what gets me. Or rather, one of about a hundred different things that get me. He supposedly already posted proof of his wife being real, but does anyone really buy this 100%. This video is dodgy as fuck.

http://petercoff.in/post/14362075393/nihileigh-proof-video-my-silly-accent
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I think the biggest eyebrow raiser in this video is that her mouth gets covered by a piece of paper once she starts talking. I could easily imagine Peter paying some girl on the internet a few bucks to record the audio. Otherwise, the video seemed pretty legit.
 
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My take on this is that Coffin simply said to his friend: "Hey, I've got an idea for a funny vine. Put this mask on!"
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That's assuming he even asked for permission to use the footage. The editing in that vine is weird, there's him walking down a corridor speaking then it cuts abruptly to a masked woman shaking a baby. First thing I did when I saw it was do some searches in case he'd taken the latter footage from some other source. As ever with Coffin it's composed in an unnecessarily convoluted manner; he coulda just recorded it in a single take if he'd turned the camera around. As usual it ends up being fishy.
 
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Weegas said:
I think the biggest eyebrow raiser in this video is that her mouth gets covered by a piece of paper once she starts talking. I could easily imagine Peter paying some girl on the internet a few bucks to record the audio. Otherwise, the video seemed pretty legit.
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She's got a metal mouth. A brace face.

We're probably never going to see her mouth move on camera.
 
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Even if we'd give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he found a girl as crazy as he is - the question remains to be answered: Does she know that he's pretended to have a girlfriend in the past? And did batshit insane things like have conversations with himself in the two personas?
 
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I just spent some time looking through her selfie tag.

And honestly I don't see how she can be a doll at this point. There are gifs with her eyebrows moving, and all sorts of stuff including her wearing that outfit with the mask we saw in the weird vine. However, everything seems really photoshopped. As for why she posts so many pictures despite having body issues, this happens for a lot of girls. Girls like to take pictures of themselves looking nice to feel better.



At this point that's all I can say for sure. Something fucked up is happening, but I'm not sure it's about a doll.
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Gonna have to agree with this. The sheer volume of pictures, many animated, that go back for years, seriously undermines the idea that this is simply an extraordinarily lifelike doll being posed by someone. That would represent an enormous amount of effort, sustained over an extremely long period of time, and to what end?

Reading through her Tumblr selfie posts, I took away two things:

1. she mentions using some kind of webcam software to digitally superimpose a mask on one of her pics. She probably uses this (or similar low-quality [i.e. not Photoshop]) software frequently, both to touch up or make small alterations to selfies and to record all of her gifs, and in conjunction with a low-quality laptop webcam that records at a very low framerate, this accounts for the seemingly unnatural movement of her eyes and other facial features in the gif's. She also mentions the reason for posing in the exact same way in almost every picture: to keep her hair out of her eyes. I find this perfectly plausible.

2. she mentions having lost a lot of weight in the relatively recent past in several postings. She probably still has residual self-esteem issues from when she was a fatty, which would explain (A) how she ended up married to such a loser and (B) why she's so shy about appearing in videos. She probably is very uncomfortable surrendering control of her image to someone else, hence why virtually all of her pics are selfies.

Conclusion: she's real, she's married to Peter and is the mother of his child, and she's a reclusive, nerdy and very insecure weirdo, insisting on total control over how she presents herself to strangers. Everything adds up pretty much if you take the facts at face value and use a little deductive reasoning.
 
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