Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[AT 903]

lmao @ you going to all that effort just to lambaste me, a member known for powerlevelling and who does not giving a single shit that she's doing it.

Well you should give a shit cause it’s embarrassing & dumb. No one gives a shit about you so why tell us.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

lmao @ you going to all that effort just to lambaste me, a member known for powerlevelling and who does not giving a single shit that she's doing it.

Well you should give a shit cause it’s embarrassing & dumb. No one gives a shit about you so why tell us.

Lameandgay2 is one of our finest soldiers in the war against Munchausen-by-Proxy mom Susan Schofield and her powerleveling has been tolerated since time immemorial. It has become part of farms culture, much the same way as deadnaming and doxing are.

So chill.

 

[PinkDancingDogs]

...much the same way as deadnaming and doxing are.

So chill.

or perhaps beware. j/k
Powerleveling in a forum like this is both annoying and dangerous. I'm guessing that there are a few new kiwis that have their own chronicallyXXXX kind of IG pages. KF is a place to report on the munchies, not to assert your superior warrior status. I'm sure there's a facebook or reddit group for that.

 

[Xenomorph]

Leave it to Reddit migrants to shit up wherever they roam.

 

[Cold Waffle]

- Today is the Ronald McDonald Race for the Kids. She signed up and is getting ready. She isn't sure what her role is, and isn't sure whether she is in the race. Bringing her wheelchair last night! She keeps using "we" to refer to her care package nonprofit. She says they didn't raise money, so she won't know if they're part of this event until she asks.
- She can't even speak right now. Unnecessary footage of her parking.
- She's in her wheelchair, rolling across the landscape to find handicap ramps. She must go around the block. "It's pretty much downhill from here."
- Montage of the event and her adding who she's running for onto a poster:

Surprise surprise.
- She got a free bath bomb and a shirt. The shirt is for people who fundraise money for this race, but she's excited because she got it for "free."
- She ran into another person that she signed up with. Apparently she was also involved in starting her care package schtick.
- She throws a teddy bear through a football toss game in order to win a stuffed toy for a care packages.
- She spots Ronald at the starting line. She can't believe he's there. Does she not know that this is a Ronald McDonald event?
- Finishes the race.
- She is intrigued by a cryotherapy booth. She wants to "test drive" it - especially the one where you put your feet in a "bag," which she says she assumes is cold? Cut to a montage of testing it. It is not cold; it's pressure. It is "pretty dang cool." Her knee "subluxed" while she was in line, so she is very thankful for this leg squishing machine.
- The shirt has '18 on it, so she is concerned that it's the wrong year. Because of her "OCD," she must use an iron-on transfer to fix it. She doesn't want a shirt for an event she didn't attend, which I can understand (she doesn't want to misrepresent her participation), but OCD? Really?
- The organizers said that if she can raise money between now and the end of next week, they will count it as part of the event's total funds raised.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Yeah all the newfags migrating here from Reddit need to get out of this thread.

I mean that literally. This is a huge site, and you're not going to pick up on Farms culture just by posting here. Look around, find other threads that interest you and read them. Don't just come in at the end and spout some dumb shit because chances are it's been discussed to death. Get out of the munchie threads, get out of Beauty Parlor, and discover some of the truly eccentric individuals we cover here on the Kiwi Farms because these girls are mere annoyances in comparison. They don't even get their own threads.

 

[BT 965]

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Oh crikey. I've got my munchies mixed up.

Tonia isn't the one with the catastrophic failure of the fusion done in Spain. That's Melanie.
Tonia was going to go to Spain for further surgery, but I don't think she'd raised enough money for it. So I don't know why she went; it might have just been a holiday.
Anyway, she collapsed on the plane, and ended up in ICU in a Spanish hospital.

Anyway, she blames the NHS for everything, and her mother is upset that the NHS are insisting that she can only go to 1 specific hospital, and that no other hospital should accept her. News story

Melanie's latest complication (the NHS's fault, of course): More money needed Pls

Could you provide insta for this Melanie? She sounds in worse shit than Tonia

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

- Today is the Ronald McDonald Race for the Kids. She signed up and is getting ready. She isn't sure what her role is, and isn't sure whether she is in the race. Bringing her wheelchair last night! She keeps using "we" to refer to her care package nonprofit. She says they didn't raise money, so she won't know if they're part of this event until she asks.
- She can't even speak right now. Unnecessary footage of her parking.
- She's in her wheelchair, rolling across the landscape to find handicap ramps. She must go around the block. "It's pretty much downhill from here."
- Montage of the event and her adding who she's running for onto a poster:
View attachment 875858
Surprise surprise.
- She got a free bath bomb and a shirt. The shirt is for people who fundraise money for this race, but she's excited because she got it for "free."
- She ran into another person that she signed up with. Apparently she was also involved in starting her care package schtick.
- She throws a teddy bear through a football toss game in order to win a stuffed toy for a care packages.
- She spots Ronald at the starting line. She can't believe he's there. Does she not know that this is a Ronald McDonald event?
- Finishes the race.
- She is intrigued by a cryotherapy booth. She wants to "test drive" it - especially the one where you put your feet in a "bag," which she says she assumes is cold? Cut to a montage of testing it. It is not cold; it's pressure. It is "pretty dang cool." Her knee "subluxed" while she was in line, so she is very thankful for this leg squishing machine.
- The shirt has '18 on it, so she is concerned that it's the wrong year. Because of her "OCD," she must use an iron-on transfer to fix it. She doesn't want a shirt for an event she didn't attend, which I can understand (she doesn't want to misrepresent her participation), but OCD? Really?
- The organizers said that if she can raise money between now and the end of next week, they will count it as part of the event's total funds raised.

Something about the starbucks frappe in her wheelchair cup holder just tickles me pink.

 

[iluvmylife]

Something about the starbucks frappe in her wheelchair cup holder just tickles me pink.

Gets a free T-shirt, complains it says 2018

 

[Cold Waffle]

Something about the starbucks frappe in her wheelchair cup holder just tickles me pink.

Who needs bottled water or Gatorade while exercising outdoors in the heat? Just down a frappe and infuse some saline!

Her next video/post will involve her dramatic recovery from such strenuous physical activity. She'll declare that it was worth it because it's for the kids, but she will no doubt find a way to make this about her. Her SmartDrive probably did 95% of the work, but still, she will have a "flare."

 

[Spooniest spoon]

Yeah all the newfags migrating here from Reddit need to get out of this thread.

I mean that literally. This is a huge site, and you're not going to pick up on Farms culture just by posting here. Look around, find other threads that interest you and read them. Don't just come in at the end and spout some dumb shit because chances are it's been discussed to death. Get out of the munchie threads, get out of Beauty Parlor, and discover some of the truly eccentric individuals we cover here on the Kiwi Farms because these girls are mere annoyances in comparison. They don't even get their own threads.

Thoroughly recommend the Yaniv shitfest to anybody looking to experience more of the farms.

Also lol at S-J running for Jaq. I guess Janjan isn't the only one milking her death.

 

[Nomen Celandum]

Could you provide insta for this Melanie? She sounds in worse shit than Tonia

Couldn't find an insta.
She's got a Website and a Twitter

Not quite your normal MBI, but instead who seems appears to be way OTT, and is absolutely desperate for this CCI surgery. Seemed to disappear for a couple of years after having the first surgery, then the NHS destroyed her completely curative surgery, and she now needs more money and more surgery.

Difficult for me to unpick what is really going on. Perhaps some of the more experienced munchie hunters here can say what they think.

 

[AT 903]

Lameandgay2 is one of our finest soldiers in the war against Munchausen-by-Proxy mom Susan Schofield and her powerleveling has been tolerated since time immemorial. It has become part of farms culture, much the same way as deadnaming and doxing are.

So chill.

Tbf I didn’t even look too closely to the username

Just her saw her tirade about being banned from /r/if and thought here we go again... I expect the other user(s) was doing the same, since we’ve had so much weird from reddit lately. I rarely go in that thread cause seeing actually mpb is different than laughing at a few dumb girls. /ironicblogging


Anyhow In other news

Spoiler

Autie calls her autism a hobby



Kats hands swollen or fat ?



Keira - more dislocations than not lol

 

[iluvmylife]

- Today is the Ronald McDonald Race for the Kids. She signed up and is getting ready. She isn't sure what her role is, and isn't sure whether she is in the race. Bringing her wheelchair last night! She keeps using "we" to refer to her care package nonprofit. She says they didn't raise money, so she won't know if they're part of this event until she asks.
- She can't even speak right now. Unnecessary footage of her parking.
- She's in her wheelchair, rolling across the landscape to find handicap ramps. She must go around the block. "It's pretty much downhill from here."
- Montage of the event and her adding who she's running for onto a poster:
View attachment 875858
Surprise surprise.
- She got a free bath bomb and a shirt. The shirt is for people who fundraise money for this race, but she's excited because she got it for "free."
- She ran into another person that she signed up with. Apparently she was also involved in starting her care package schtick.
- She throws a teddy bear through a football toss game in order to win a stuffed toy for a care packages.
- She spots Ronald at the starting line. She can't believe he's there. Does she not know that this is a Ronald McDonald event?
- Finishes the race.
- She is intrigued by a cryotherapy booth. She wants to "test drive" it - especially the one where you put your feet in a "bag," which she says she assumes is cold? Cut to a montage of testing it. It is not cold; it's pressure. It is "pretty dang cool." Her knee "subluxed" while she was in line, so she is very thankful for this leg squishing machine.
- The shirt has '18 on it, so she is concerned that it's the wrong year. Because of her "OCD," she must use an iron-on transfer to fix it. She doesn't want a shirt for an event she didn't attend, which I can understand (she doesn't want to misrepresent her participation), but OCD? Really?
- The organizers said that if she can raise money between now and the end of next week, they will count it as part of the event's total funds raised.

The part in the beginning when she reminds everyone she is still dumb. “Not sure why it’s called a race for kids. I guess because it’s for the Ronald McDonald House....” Lol her stupidity never ends.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

Julian recently posted a lovely tirade about how his ass is just as beautiful as anyone else's. He also reveals that Instagram is his whole life, surprise surprise. Every ass deserves a platform, ya'll, and this one certainly has found his.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Thoroughly recommend the Yaniv shitfest to anybody looking to experience more of the farms.

Also lol at S-J running for Jaq. I guess Janjan isn't the only one jerking off her death.

Yanuv also has his own munchie thread which is a nice segue between this thread and the rest of his deviancy

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Autie calls her autism a hobby

I thought autism was her job.

She could take up a dance class and you know, actually learn how to dance. Hand waving and fitting to music is not dancing.

 

[AT 903]

Yanuv also has his own munchie thread which is a nice segue between this thread and the rest of his deviancy


I thought autism was her job.

She could take up a dance class and you know, actually learn how to dance. Hand waving and fitting to music is not dancing.

Maybe if she did actual lessons she could get more flexible to the point people may believe her EDS “diagnoses”.... wait let’s not give her ideas.

 

[Spooniest spoon]

Yanuv also has his own munchie thread which is a nice segue between this thread and the rest of his deviancy

That's how I ended up here in the first place. Went searching to see if he was covered elsewhere on reddit. Couldn't stand r/illnessfakers and bounced back to KF.

It's not even the power leveling, though that sucks too. It's the weird "we are helping these munchies by showing them the error of their ways!" Least kiwifarms says it like it is.

Lol at autie referring to her autism as a hobby. I've heard of people using it as part of their identity but a hobby?

 

[tuscangarder]

Lyrica and Gabapentin are bad stuff. They do have appropriate uses but when shit hit the fan and suddenly it was not ok to prescribe opiates, doctors starting prescribing gabapentin for everything. Even now many try to say it isn’t addictive and minimal side effects which is not true. I do Substance use research and have first hand seen what it can do.

This is bullshit. It can give a high, and be addictive, but you can only get a high off of a couple days in a row max. The rate of tolerance the brain builds to it is extremely high. This makes the ability to abuse it rather limited.

Any fear mongering article written about it is 99% wrong. Gabapentin has been prescribed for literal decades now, very commonly. Lyrica is almost identical to Gabapentin in chemical structure and effects. The only reason why anyone cares about it it now is because journalists need to scare people over the opiate crisis.

 

[dopedodo]

Couldn't find an insta.
She's got a Website and a Twitter

Not quite your normal MBI, but instead who seems appears to be way OTT, and is absolutely desperate for this CCI surgery. Seemed to disappear for a couple of years after having the first surgery, then the NHS destroyed her completely curative surgery, and she now needs more money and more surgery.

Difficult for me to unpick what is really going on. Perhaps some of the more experienced munchie hunters here can say what they think.

From her twitter it looks like she had the second surgery at the end of last month.