DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Surly Muppet]

Wait, so you're saying the root cause for Phil's rotten behavior boils down to the fact that he got 4th place at EVO back in 2005?

Well that, and his 11 year legacy as a SUCCESSFUL streamer!
Ignoring that he can't pay the bills.
He's been doing this for 11 years, he knows what he's doing, okay?!
I won't stop crushing bottles into the mic, I'll just give people an emote for it!
SUCCESSFUL!

 

[The Ancestor]

Interesting that he think you’re entitled to be a dick if you’re good/popular but whenever a bigger youtuber takes a jab at him he’s frothing at the mouth. I’ll never forget his reaction to AlphaOmegaSin and how DSP had to make a video defending himself

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Bill Cosby was pretty funny. Too bad he turned out to be a rapist.

"But he was entitled to."

 

[Surly Muppet]

Interesting that he think you’re entitled to be a dick if you’re good/popular but whenever a bigger youtuber takes a jab at him he’s frothing at the mouth. I’ll never forget his reaction to AlphaOmegaSin and how DSP had to make a video defending himself

That's also when Phil, who says he is not-PC and mocks SJWs, says that the successful people who mock him are "punching down" and it's not right to hurt him like that. Then he puts their name on his little list of people to get the hand ax and waits for them to screw up so that he can punch them while they're down.

So his stance is that you're entitled to act like a dick to everyone, just not... to Phil. A mature logical adult gets it.

 

[Comma]

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Here's why I love this Tweet:

1. "EVO is this weekend??? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK."
2. Proves that DSP 1,000% relies on what twitter trends as his singular source of news.
3. There is not a single dick DSP isn't willing to ride, in attempting to make himself relevant again.

Just for archiving purposes, here's the thing he said about EVO on July 30th you mentioned at point 1:

Simply astonishing. How mentally unstable do you have to be to angrily condemn something and just a couple of days later throw out a random tweet like that, completely contradicting the very thing you so harshly denounced?

Like... is there another version of DSP living in a parallel universe that randomly swaps places with the regular DSP or something? Does he have Alzheimer's disease? Korsakoff's syndrome? For my own sanity, I refuse to believe he actually is this way - there simply must be something not connected properly in his head.

I... I don't even.

Spoiler

We all know the real reason is that he still cares IMMENSELY about EVO and competitive fighting games and longs back to when he was an active part of it. So when someone reminds him of those times, he spergs out instead of reacting like an adult.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Like... is there another version of DSP living in a parallel universe that randomly swaps places with the regular DSP or something?

Bingo. And the tunnel between worlds only opens in the dark of night with the right amount of gin. Phil then whispers "pa" and Mr. Tanqueray's Wild Ride begins.

 

[Wing Zero]

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Simply astonishing. How mentally unstable do you have to be to angrily condemn something and just a couple of days later throw out a random tweet like that, completely contradicting the very thing you so harshly denounced?

You know too that if anyone calls him out for it he's gonna rewrite history again and say he never bad-mouthed EVO. It's so blatantly him trying to attract SonicFox's fanboys to his stream in hopes they'll throw money at him.

 

[Freshtodeath]

he might have a split personality who knows

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

christ his paypigs and this frog shit is just pathetic

 

[the khat quaffer]

he might have a split personality who knows

"I've only got one personality... For you. SNORT"

 

[ZehnBoat]

That's also when Phil, who says he is not-PC and mocks SJWs, says that the successful people who mock him are "punching down" and it's not right to hurt him like that. Then he puts their name on his little list of people to get the hand ax and waits for them to screw up so that he can punch them while they're down.

So his stance is that you're entitled to act like a dick to everyone, just not... to Phil. A mature logical adult gets it.

if phil went the soy route instead of the fake as fuck manly man route he would be 100% SJW

Simply astonishing. How mentally unstable do you have to be to angrily condemn something and just a couple of days later throw out a random tweet like that, completely contradicting the very thing you so harshly denounced?

it doesn't matter what phil in the past said
it doesn't matter what phil in the future would want
what matters is phil NOW wants to say or do something that protects his ego or gets him more money

past/future phil only exist to shield his ego/get him money now Now NOW NOWNOW

i bet if you took videos of phil now and showed it to him in the past, he would be horrified or say that it's not really him

 

[nyess]

is there anyone still keeping up with phil who isnt some autistic faggot?

 

[Some Manajerk]

is there anyone still keeping up with phil who isnt some autistic faggot?

Being an autistic faggot is a requirement to sign up for the Farms, remember?

 

[Noob-Noob]

Phil telling us he's not a "idiot kiddy clown" because he only acts like an idiot kiddy clown SOMETIMES, is like someone saying he's not pedophile because he only watches the middle-school play yard SOMETIMES.

I'd love to know, at what percentage does a bad thing actually become a bad thing???

Apparently something isn't bad unless you're doing it too much.

 

[Adamska]

Phil telling us he's not a "idiot kiddy clown" because he only acts like an idiot kiddy clown SOMETIMES, is like someone saying he's not pedophile because he only watches the middle-school play yard SOMETIMES.

I'd love to know, at what percentage does a bad thing actually become a bad thing???

Apparently something isn't bad unless you're doing it too much.

It's however Pig wants to define it at that nanosecond, and will change whenever he needs to weeble and wobble after being caught on it since he's a cowardly manbaby who ran away from an 11 year old girl to shit talk her out of her own earshot like the low-T bitch he is.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Philips Smelly Chair has gifted three subs to other accounts, I saw two. Philips smelly hair, and philips smelly bathroom.

And now the philips smelly bathroom sub is cheering at him too. WTF.

 

[killuminati]

E.E Cummings is probably a troll name. - Philip Burnell, Valedictorian

 

[A Money Creature]

The monthly surprise was a cat.

I know there's a thread for this, but just wanted to say it here.

 

[millais]

Too bad that cat is declawed, it would be interesting for it to destroy the accursed fap couch

 

[Il_Duke]

Too bad that cat is declawed, it would be interesting for it to destroy the accursed fap couch

Did he say it was declawed? That's an incredibly selfish and shitty thing to do to a cat. Train it not to destroy things, don't put it in pain for the rest of its life to protect your shit IKEA furniture.