Jasper Carewatch - ASPCAck-Ack-Ack

[Equinox_]

Well looks like people are already blasting Phils twitter with the Lost Cat ad saying give jasper back. Im just saying if this turns out to be that same cat man the goldust from this new Cat not my Wife Kaht saga is gonna start off with a banger lol

99.9% chance it's not the same cat and just a really weird coincidence. If you look at the Twitter picture of jasper and the lost cat picture of Jasper there are differences in the facial patterne

 

[Shambler]

so since its pretty clear phil didn't steal the cat i just want to bring attention to the Black and white photo of a tabby the owner used to help people find their cat, oh yes i sure can tell the fur color of your cat now, can't tell the eye color from a glance. having a color photo allows me to save it to my phone and if im ever out and saw the animal in question i'd be able to identify it

 

[birdswitharmsarereal]

yeah its clear those are two different cats could be potentially of the same litter small world after all but its one hell of a coincidence

 

[DankSydePhil]

Im talking to the lady who orginal posted the Lost Cat ad on the website as i typed. Ive sent her photos of Phils Jasper and ask her kindly if she can confirm its her cat. So far threw the emails she said the original collar was found in the woods next to her house, but Jasper is still missing.

UPDATE: Its not the same cat. She confirmed it. But said thanks to us for looking out for her.

 

[Shambler]

Im talking to the lady who orginal posted the Lost Cat ad on the website as i typed. Ive sent her photos of Phils Jasper and ask her kindly if she can confirm its her cat. So far threw the emails she said the original collar was found in the woods next to her house, but Jasper is still missing.

just stop now, they are absolutely not the same cat, phil does unethical and horrible things on a daily basis but stealing a cat was not one

 

[Fallgout Boy]

They should've called that cat Grover Cleveland, if you know what I mean. Me-ow.

Where on the fucking earth is the socially exceptional wife of a man who makes $100k a year working until 11pm on a SUNDAY FUCKING EVENING?

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This is the saddest shit I've ever seen. He's just sitting there, waiting for her to get back from work?

Imagine coming home from a late shift at Walgreens, 11 pm on a Sunday evening, you want to maybe sit and relax, have some nice, quiet time for a bit. But, you've barely closed the door when you hear it. The telltale thwump, thwump, thwump of a greasy. unwashed manchild waddling his way towards you, clutching poor jasper in his meaty paws.

"Oh, sweetheart", you say. "There you are! There's my baby! Oh, I've missed you so much. Come here, Jasper! I mean... Phil..."

Im talking to the lady who orginal posted the Lost Cat ad on the website as i typed. Ive sent her photos of Phils Jasper and ask her kindly if she can confirm its her cat. So far threw the emails she said the original collar was found in the woods next to her house, but Jasper is still missing.

UPDATE: Its not the same cat. She confirmed it. But said thanks to us for looking out for her.

Phil's cat has white front paws. There is nothing to investigate here.

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

tfw your fans paid over $2k to see a cat on stream once in a blue moon

 

[Prince Lotor]

Phil said during the stream 'He's actually naht from here. He's from pfff. . .Where did they say he was from? I think they said like uhh. .Arkansas or something like that-like somewhere in the midwest or something."
"And this poor guy was apparently sitting at the shelter for a long time because people don't like the idea of owning a declawed cat."

Phil also said they had been going to the 'there's TONS of shelters here' since Kathy moved in "looking for a cat". . .so why didn't they get a local cat?

Like seriously, wtf is this meme story? The cat is 2 years old, Phil has owned the cat for a year, before that the cat spent a looong time in a shelter, and according to the timeline of when a cat would get declawed basically: someone in Arkansas paid $1,000 to get this kitten neutered and declawed and then promptly abandoned it to a No-kill shelter where it stayed for months until Phil adopted it cross-country How does that make any fucking sense?

Also here's some funfacts about declawed cats from an article citing some tenative research:

• Declawed cats are 7 times more likely to pee in inappropriate places
• 4 times more likely to bite people
• 3 times more likely to be aggressive
• 3 times more likely to overgroom themselves
• 3 times more likely to be diagnosed with back pain and/or chronic pain in their paws

You really shouldn’t declaw your cat. Do this instead.

Declawing a cat can lead to much bigger problems than scratched furniture. Read on.

www.popsci.com

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

Phil said during the stream 'He's actually naht from here. He's from pfff. . .Where did they say he was from? I think they said like uhh. .Arkansas or something like that-like somewhere in the midwest or something."
"And this poor guy was apparently sitting at the shelter for a long time because people don't like the idea of owning a declawed cat."

Phil also said they had been going to the 'there's TONS of shelters here' since Kathy moved in "looking for a cat". . .so why didn't they get a local cat?

Like seriously, wtf is this meme story? The cat is 2 years old, Phil has owned the cat for a year, before that the cat spent a looong time in a shelter, and according to the timeline of when a cat would get declawed basically: someone in Arkansas paid $1,000 to get this kitten neutered and declawed and then promptly abandoned it to a No-kill shelter where it stayed for months until Phil adopted it cross-country How does that make any fucking sense?

Also here's some funfacts about declawed cats from an article citing some tenative research:

• Declawed cats are 7 times more likely to pee in inappropriate places
• 4 times more likely to bite people
• 3 times more likely to be aggressive
• 3 times more likely to overgroom themselves
• 3 times more likely to be diagnosed with back pain and/or chronic pain in their paws

You really shouldn’t declaw your cat. Do this instead.

Declawing a cat can lead to much bigger problems than scratched furniture. Read on.

www.popsci.com

what in the actual fuck

you can just get a cat off a street and take it to the vet for a check-up and whatever else

but no, dave has to be special

he needs to get a fucking cat cross-country (gets even more funny when you think he did the exact same with his soulmaid who's name is khat) that is also declawed so that it doesn't devalue the price of his gout mansion or some shit

incredible.

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dave doesn't strike me as the type of guy who would go as far as to adopt a fucking cat from across the country. he's too lazy for that. it's most likely his soulmaid playing him like a fiddle

dave's desperate to keep khat, that's for sure (prob afraid that he won't manage to find anyone else to stay togheter with at his age that isn't a roastie). i won't be surprised if he'd even go as far as to fulfil ridiculous requests from kat

 

[break these cuffs]

View attachment 876691 We’re reaching cuck levels of pignosis I didn’t think were possible

He's right. Why are people surprised or upset after Phil does something like this? He's been conditioned like Chris to know that he will get money no matter bullshit he pulls. Expect him to do that same thing when he thinks his filly is going to try to escape the pasture.

Phil said during the stream 'He's actually naht from here. He's from pfff. . .Where did they say he was from? I think they said like uhh. .Arkansas or something like that-like somewhere in the midwest or something."
"And this poor guy was apparently sitting at the shelter for a long time because people don't like the idea of owning a declawed cat."

Phil also said they had been going to the 'there's TONS of shelters here' since Kathy moved in "looking for a cat". . .so why didn't they get a local cat?

Like seriously, wtf is this meme story? The cat is 2 years old, Phil has owned the cat for a year, before that the cat spent a looong time in a shelter, and according to the timeline of when a cat would get declawed basically: someone in Arkansas paid $1,000 to get this kitten neutered and declawed and then promptly abandoned it to a No-kill shelter where it stayed for months until Phil adopted it cross-country How does that make any fucking sense?

Also here's some funfacts about declawed cats from an article citing some tenative research:

• Declawed cats are 7 times more likely to pee in inappropriate places
• 4 times more likely to bite people
• 3 times more likely to be aggressive
• 3 times more likely to overgroom themselves
• 3 times more likely to be diagnosed with back pain and/or chronic pain in their paws

You really shouldn’t declaw your cat. Do this instead.

Declawing a cat can lead to much bigger problems than scratched furniture. Read on.

www.popsci.com

what in the actual fuck

you can just get a cat off a street and take it to the vet for a check-up and whatever else

but no, dave has to be special

he needs to get a fucking cat cross-country (gets even more funny when you think he did the exact same with his soulmaid who's name is khat) that is also declawed so that it doesn't devalue the price of his gout mansion or some shit

incredible.

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dave doesn't strike me as the type of guy who would go as far as to adopt a fucking cat from across the country. he's too lazy for that. it's most likely his soulmaid playing him like a fiddle

dave's desperate to keep khat, that's for sure (prob afraid that he won't manage to find anyone else to stay togheter with at his age that isn't a roastie). i won't be surprised if he'd even go as far as to fulfil ridiculous requests from kat

Cats are commonly moved from shelters, often in the South, up north. Shelters also partner with each other. And don't get it twisted, Kat did all the work on this. We all know Phil didn't do shit. I legit don't watch Phil, he's boring and it's funnier to watch people REEEE about him, so I have no idea what he actually said. What I do know is that he is both an idiot mongoloid and a fucking liar and the rage fantasies people are making up about Phil airlifting a kitten out of the Venezuelan revolution and how ridiculous that is are hilarious.

Animals of all kinds end up in a shelter all the time. Shelter animals and rescues get moved around all the time. Phil did none of the work on this.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Of course he got the fucking disabled cat nobody wanted. Imagine the pitybux in that story. Just hope Khet is willing to do the hard work looking after this poor creature. It'll need a lot of stimulating stuff as it's an indoor cat that's been declawed. The only thing Phil will do is pose with it on stream and social media to try and increase (((interactivity))), he won't actually do anything for the cat.

 

[PieceofShet]

Dsp is exactly the kinda monster who would declaw a small cat.

As many people pointed out, noone declaws a cat then puts it in a shelter. Dsp is a monster.

 

[Prince Lotor]

what in the actual fuck

you can just get a cat off a street and take it to the vet for a check-up and whatever else

but no, dave has to be special

he needs to get a fucking cat cross-country (gets even more funny when you think he did the exact same with his soulmaid who's name is khat) that is also declawed so that it doesn't devalue the price of his gout mansion or some shit

incredible.

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dave doesn't strike me as the type of guy who would go as far as to adopt a fucking cat from across the country. he's too lazy for that. it's most likely his soulmaid playing him like a fiddle

dave's desperate to keep khat, that's for sure (prob afraid that he won't manage to find anyone else to stay togheter with at his age that isn't a roastie). i won't be surprised if he'd even go as far as to fulfil ridiculous requests from kat

He's right. Why are people surprised or upset after Phil does something like this? He's been conditioned like Chris to know that he will get money no matter bullshit he pulls. Expect him to do that same thing when he thinks his filly is going to try to escape the pasture.


Cats are commonly moved from shelters, often in the South, up north. Shelters also partner with each other. And don't get it twisted, Kat did all the work on this. We all know Phil didn't do shit. I legit don't watch Phil, he's boring and it's funnier to watch people REEEE about him, so I have no idea what he actually said. What I do know is that he is both an idiot mongoloid and a fucking liar and the rage fantasies people are making up about Phil airlifting a kitten out of the Venezuelan revolution and how ridiculous that is are hilarious.

Animals of all kinds end up in a shelter all the time. Shelter animals and rescues get moved around all the time. Phil did none of the work on this.

I'm mostly questioning the timeline where someone paid several hundred dollars to neuter, declaw, and get this kitten it's shots to then immediately abandon it to where it ended up in a shelter.
If anything Phil says has any vague resemblance to reality, I'm aware that Kathy likely came across some heart-string tugging social media post and did all the work. Phil doesn't even remember what he had been told about the animal's origin. He gives no fucks about this cat except he thinks people will give him monies for showing it.

I just makes me laugh to see Phil spaz-out. His word has no credibility and he just revealed he's been lying about this for a year, so anything anyone wants to accuse him of, any defense of his is entirely undermined by saying 'Well you told hundreds of lies about this already, how do we know you're not lying now?' and all he can do is just spaz-out and throw tantrums.

I'm anticipating the REE'ing on Twitter tomorrow and his next stream about the stolen cat accusation, and I'm trying to think of more concrete things that might make him chimp-out.

 

[MemeGray]

3 times more likely to be diagnosed with back pain and/or chronic pain in their paws

Jasper and Dark have something in common

 

[Nina Hagen]

Declawing a cat is monstrous and I'm glad to say, recently made illegal in New York. I don't know if I'd blame Phil for Jasper's declawing; even if he would, I get the feeling that Jasper's main caregiver, Kat, would never stand for it. I'll also give her credit for taking on a declawed cat since it's 100% on her to give him a quality life.

I'm more in agreement with Tevin; while I think DSP wouldn't actually have the cat declawed, I think he'd regard a declawed cat as more convenient to him and his property. Which is a shitty but very Phil attitude.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

It is kinda funny Phil backpeddled on the announcement being a good thing, goes to show how much he cares about the cat. I think Phil is ultimately doing more harm than good with these "gotcha" announcements. It is by no means causing his downfall or driving away his whales, but it does seem like each time something like this happens at least a few of the paypigs question it. I know it isn't the same level as losing a dedicated whale, but even losing a few subs/tippers hurts Phil due to the dwindling size of his audience. It was pretty evident by the fact that he spent the first 7 or 8 hours and he was struggling to hit $600.

I imagine Phil's greed is in overdrive after this scam and he's already planning the next "positive announcement" he can paywall. If he tries to keep these kind of cons going, he's going to outpace his paypigs, especially since we know a lot of the remaining ones aren't weird eccentrics with plenty of spare money to throw at Phil. Again, I in no way think this is the downfall of Phil and I'm not trying to get people's hopes up. But, I do think post victory Phil offers his own form of entertainment, since he usually rides the high for a few days but immediately gets hit with reality in the form of bad gameplay and struggling to get any donations during his chill streams, which leads to him angrily ranting about viewer participation and throwing a general temper tantrum, so that's something to look forward to.

 

[Nina Hagen]

I'm waiting for the next pahsitive announcement in 2025 or so when Phil springs a 4 year old kid on his audience.

 

[Pargon]

As many people pointed out, noone declaws a cat then puts it in a shelter.

Any number of life changes could force a person to surrender an animal they've spent significant amounts of money on, loss of job/income and being forced into a living situation in which the animal is not permitted/welcome spring quickly to mind. It's not the typical situation but it's not unusual either.

 

[Dolphins Rise Up]

I'm more in agreement with Tevin; while I think DSP wouldn't actually have the cat declawed, I think he'd regard a declawed cat as more convenient to him and his property. Which is a shitty but very Phil attitude.

I can believe this. It would explain visiting several shelters and pet stores to "look at the animals." Had to find one declawed! Does anyone doubt Phil didn't want a cat? Probably hates cats? I never heard him say a nice thing about the cats in CT, and wouldn't let Panda have a cat. And that cat didn't seem interested in him at all.

He found and got it so quickly. His house isn't that small. Almost as if he had the cat locked in a room beside the office. I'm not getting triggered about it, just suggesting DSP is a shitty pet owner, and it's almost undoubtedly Khet's pet, not truly his in any meaningful way apart from dollar-sign possibilities.

 

[WASR96]

I see how he plans to have that poor soul make "the stream better" (read: get more tips). He has collateral to hold over peoples heads now when the donations get too low. "Well guys, it's been a pretty slow week, I dunno why people aren't coming out. *sighs and pets Jasper with his gross sausage arms* I guess I won't be able to buy Jasper any cat food or litter cuz I gotta pay these bills first d00d." That's sure to get in a couple hundred pity bucks a month for Jasper.