Containment What If?

[AnOminous]

What if Chris devolved into an ape?

Devolved? I think you have a needless "d" in there.

 

[SOINCHU]

What if during one of Chris's future inevitable sex-worker visits...Crystal is accidentally created?

How would Chris handle the news if he found out?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if there was an episode of The Twilight Zone with Chris as the main character?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a Sesame Street character?

He's already a muppet.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if there was an episode of The Twilight Zone with Chris as the main character?

It'd play out disturbingly like that episode about Anthony (It's a Good Life).

What if Chris was a master of kung-fu and used it against jerkops and anyone else who 'offended' him?

 

[CWCissey]

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris bit people instead of macing them, and every full moon, the people he bit turned into another Chris?

What if Chris was Jack the Ripper?

 

[press1forjews]

What if Chris bit people instead of macing them, and every full moon, the people he bit turned into another Chris?

There'd be two Chris's occasionally as biting people requires going outside, I couldn't see too many others getting bit. #2 would just wake up from time to time uncharacteristically sweaty with unexplainable children's art. Eventually they may assume they were some sort of werepedo and probably hang themselves; or beat their children to stem the horrible creations he assumed they made, and end up in jail. So either way, only one Chris as usual, just one less manajerk in the world.

What if Chris was allowed to host his own game show?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was allowed to host his own game show?

He'd find a stupid way to cheat the contestants and gain everything for himself. Oh, and there would be some poor guy dressed in a Sonichu costume trying to entertain the audience.

What if Chris was a cannibal?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a cannibal?

He'd be thinner after Barb was depleted.

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris bit people instead of macing them, and every full moon, the people he bit turned into another Chris?

 

[Ryker]

What if Chris was the Creature from the Black Lagoon?

Spoiler

http://www.sacurrent.com/imager/get...reature_From_The_Black_Lagoon_by_Rocket57.jpg

 

[GS 281]

What is Chris was a lolcow in ancient Greek times?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What if during one of Chris's future inevitable sex-worker visits...Crystal is accidentally created?

How would Chris handle the news if he found out?

Joy, until he realises that having a baby is actually hard work, whereupon he would whine at the hooker to get an abortion.

What if someone ordered Chris to shit himself and do nothing?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

ancient Greek times?

News of Chris' shenanigans wouldn't spread as fast (because no internet or mass media), and by Roman times may have been distorted and integrated into Greek mythology.

 

[GS 281]

Christos - Greek God of Autism.

 

[IncinerateChicken]

What if Jace, Pixyteri, Nick Bate, and Vade all moved into 14 Branchland Court with Chris and Barb?

They'd probably die from the insect infestation too.

What if someone ordered Chris to shit himself and do nothing?

The Stress would cause him to create another pair of DCB, and he'd make a post on the internet detailing how it's our fault.

What if Chris followed in Bob's footsteps and joined the KKK?

 

[Overcast]

What if Barb didn't make it out of the house fire?

What would happen to Chris then?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris followed in Bob's footsteps and joined the KKK?

If Chris were as "active" a Klansman as Bob, that'd work out just fine for him -Chris wouldn't have to join, go to rallies or anything.

 

[SOINCHU]

What if someone ordered Chris to shit himself and do nothing?

If he got paid to do it, it would be his dream job.