DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SowonNation]

Pathetic beyond belief and noone should feel sorry for planetjeff.

Thank you. Everyone boasting that fake-sympathy for this miserable failure should just see themselves out.
He could've done so much with that money, but he decided to drop it on the floor, trample on it, pour gasoline on it and light a match to watch that $2k+ he's handed Phil over the past few weeks/months vanish into thin air.
While it's true that everyone deals with grief differently - this is not the way to go.

It's somewhat scary to see Phil use (supposedly) Onision methods to ensure that a ridiculous and dumb fundraiser doesn't go down the shitter and have a paypig on speed-dial to save it.
PlanetJeff probably woke up on saturday, dreading the thought of working on a saturday while checking his emails, and saw that his beloved gout-lord texted him if he'd like to participate in a scam.
I don't know man. Onision literally dm'd Patreons that stopped pledging - and Phil is probably the same with people that check out for more than a month. He's got their emails after all.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Too bad that cat is declawed, it would be interesting for it to destroy the accursed fap couch

The discomfort and pain from being declawed can cause cats to dislike litterboxes and prefer pissing and shitting on soft, absorbent things. . .like couches, beds, piles of laundry, etc

cat could still be a biter. also, fucking pathetic move permanently disfiguring your cat so it doesnt damage your stuff.

If the cat develops chronic pain in it's paws and/or back due to being declawed it may begin biting to express itself since it doesn't have the option to bat at others with it's front paws to tell someone when to back off and give it space.

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

Spoiler: ugly pig

 

[Mooty Mooty Mooty]

I cannot believe how retarded the paypigs are, they act like Phil has never done anything wrong before in those KOH posts and that this is something out of left field. That isn't autism, that is some kind of mental illness that causes memory loss or the inability to see the world as it really is. How does Phil reel them in? How do they find him? Is there some asylum somewhere that plays DSP streams to calm the patients down?

And I know there is a thread about the cat but I fucking wager that Phil or his horse had the cat declawed and he decided during the stream that it would be best to lie about it, what a POS.

 

[VibRibbon]

Spoiler: ugly pig

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Sound good?

 

[Comma]

I've made a montage of DSP "predicting" someone would come by help him in a big way to reach the tips goal:

 

[A Money Creature]

At the beginning of the stream he said that "anything he makes today was going directly to bills". Sure phil

Not a single one of these cucks will stop being paypigs. They'll be angry for a few days, maybe they won't attend the streams in that time, maybe they'll vent a little on the forum or on Twitter, then continue to give Phil money by the hundreds at a time when he inevitably cries poor again (relevant to the poll question, I answered "on or before August 11th"). None of them will ask where the $2,200 went in such a short time, either. These same idiots have been swindled this same exact way on numerous occasions and they still stick around. What remains of Phil's small fanbase are hardcore believers and they won't leave him unless something drastic happens.

 

[Salubrious]

So how long after he gets his Twitch money on the 15th will DSP claim to be overdrafted again? I'll be generous and say the 21st. I think even DSP knows that he should wait a bit after last night to claim poor again.

 

[actually]

Some morning after thoughts:

1) Now we really know why Phil stopped doing any video or pictures outside of his hermit hole. Couldn't risk destroying his poverty narrative with some cat shit (literal or figurative) showing up on film.

2) This dude did 4, count 'em, 4 "fundraisers" while having that cat.

3) He lied directly every time he said "We'd like to get a cat eventually, but we can't afford it right now." Not a lie of omission. A direct lie, just like about the wedding.

4) He said that he lied for the "protection of his family". So what changed now? I mean it's obviously that he found a way to monetize it, but presumably his "family" (using that term real loosely) is still in the same danger, right?

5) I think the people saying that Phil knew planetjeff's tip was coming are right. He's a shit actor and couldn't even muster the same prayer hands "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU" he broke out back in December 2017's begathon.

6) The Emerald Seven subapalooza was in December. Phil said they got the cat before Christmas. Guess E7 inspired the acquisition.

7) I think he'll be back to begging by the 15th with a couple of days of "Things are tight right now."

8 ) Really interested to see what, if any, fallout happens from this. I saw at least a few people in chat with substantial bit badges (think $100+) who were actually pissed. Talked to at least one pretty frequent tipper who was calling Phil a scam artist as well.

 

[Noob-Noob]

5) I think the people saying that Phil knew planetjeff's tip was coming are right. He's a shit actor and couldn't even muster the same prayer hands "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU" he broke out back in December 2017's begathon.

Oh, there is no question in my mind that he knew. Not just about PJ's money, but about the other whales too. If you watch Tevin's restream upload, literally at the exact moment he hit the goal, he canceled the rest of the gameplay and turned into a giddy school girl who just got noticed by her crush. Almost as if he had been waiting for that moment all day. I have honestly never seen him that explosively happy before. It was unsettling, honestly. He really is a 17 year-old in a 65 year-old's body.

 

[samovski]

So he put a pussy behind a paywall? He's getting closer and closer to e-whore territory everyday.

I love it. Also not surprised such a boring bit of good news is the best he can come up with. Must be real fun being his enablers, paying to find out he has a cat. Great financial decisions all around from his community.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I honestly don't know who to laugh at more. Phil will get his. Watching the peripheral bellends surrounding Phil is getting more interesting and pathetic.

Its like a cash chute into an incinerator labelled "Orphan Food, URGENT!" You can see the smoke and the handle is warm to the touch but somehow these people still dump paychecks down it.

 

[The Ancestor]

I’m betting on instead of “I can’t afford games” it’s gonna be “I can’t afford cat food”

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

I’m betting on instead of “I can’t afford games” it’s gonna be “I can’t afford cat food”

Doesn't this sort of prove that George Senda is an alternate reality DSP from the future? He has been begging for catfood for some time and looks like DSP is on his way. Unbelievable.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

1) Now we really know why Phil stopped doing any video or pictures outside of his hermit hole. Couldn't risk destroying his poverty narrative with some cat shit (literal or figurative) showing up on film.

I really wonder how much else he's hiding from viewers and fans.
If nothing else this shows he got quite good at hiding shit, so quite literally we cannot trust a word he says.
I doubt he ever gets over drafted, the bank would likely not be too happy. I doubt he sold his DVD collection.
I'm quite sure he spent a lot of money on keeping Kat, and sadly we will never ever know. But I think he wanted her to believe he's some rich tough guy, I even remember Tevin saying Subaru Man said as much, and it kind of falls in place when you think about it.

Oh and PS, Kat is absolutely in on the scam. If you felt sorry for her before, don't.

 

[niggers]

Even loyal fans using KingOfHate website are calling out Phil. Hes gonna lose some paypigs for sure, but as always when one goes, another one takes its place.

"i cant believe phil did this! the next 3 or 4 times i give him 10 dollars, i'm going to attach a passive aggressive comment to it! that'll show him"

lol at these retards pretending they won't drip feed a different retard in order to feel special in chat

 

[samovski]

Oh and PS, Kat is absolutely in on the scam. If you felt sorry for her before, don't.

I think only DSP fans believe she isn't in on it. There's no way she was unaware of him before physically meeting him. I meet a woman online and plan to meet her you better believe I'm googling the shit out of her and finding as much as I can on her socials. She absolutely knew his behavior and reputation, I can't see anyone agreeing to not only meet and fuck but move in and marry without having some stake in further monetary advance with someone like Dave.

Is Kat working atm? Or is he fully supporting her? We all know what happened the last time a woman started socializing outside the DSPhere. Wouldn't be surprised if he was paying everything for her.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Oh and PS, Kat is absolutely in on the scam. If you felt sorry for her before, don't.

This should be stickied.

I think only DSP fans believe she isn't in on it. There's no way she was unaware of him before physically meeting him. I meet a woman online and plan to meet her you better believe I'm googling the shit out of her and finding as much as I can on her socials. She absolutely knew his behavior and reputation, I can't see anyone agreeing to not only meet and fuck but move in and marry without having some stake in further monetary advance with someone like Dave.

Is Kat working atm? Or is he fully supporting her? We all know what happened the last time a woman started socializing outside the DSPhere. Wouldn't be surprised if he was paying everything for her.

There'd be two segments of DSP's fanbase: the white knights and the incels. The WKs would never believe a wahman could be a scammer, and the incels would have already assumed she was a nefarious actor, like Leanna.

Kat is most likely working now in part because the deal she thought she was getting with Phil over Subaru man was probably not nearly as good as he sold it to her as. She has to be in on the grift now to keep the cash rolling in, so luckily she knows a thing about manipulating thirsty men. Phil's bubble is tenuous and she burned her last bridge. Phil may not have a backup plan, but I put dollars to donuts Mrs. Burnell has an eject button.

It isn't the same as Leanna getting a job because neither Phil nor Khet have delusions as to what they are. Leanna was plucked from her family and sequestered at a formative stage of adulthood, and he was already getting shit for grooming a child then. That accusation surely got to him.

 

[SowonNation]

Is Kat working atm? Or is he fully supporting her?

Supposedly "working" at a Kohls.
Her shifts suggest that she's working in retail. It's all based off of what Phil is telling us about his autistic schedule and his days off and how he has to schedule them around Kat's shifts.

 

[harbinger]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me for the 27th time, I might be a wheelchair symbol.