Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[stuffandthings]

No, no, he's since told her that he believes now and is totally a devout satan follower.

Just like Dahmer has since repented for torturing and killing people, per her personal conversations with his ghost.

Dahmer at least pretended to repent for torturing and killing people IRL, and didn't try to pretend he was innocent. Of all the serial killers creepy chicks fetishize, Dahmer might be the least disturbing for that reason. You can try to claim he had a 'change of heart'. It's Richard Ramirez, the snaggle-toothed, pedo, granny-raper, that creeps me out more. I think claiming Richard Ramirez as a bishie-bi ghost-husband should result in an immediate revocation of a social work degree. Unless you define 'social work' as in sodomizing the elderly.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Peepeepoopoosexuality strikes again.

...are we gonna have to move her to Animal Control?

 

[Meowthkip]

Might be kind of a massive asshole for saying this but: I do hope that she does have a near death experience with a serial killer if it means she gets her chinless head out of her expansive and shit covered ass and she realizes how fucking depraved serial killers are and she realizes how wrong she has been for flicking it to them. Then again, I would also like to snort coke off of Dio Brando's ass but that ain't happening any time soon.

I have no idea what to make of this statement.

Into random.txt it goes!

 

[cogsworth]

"I've never entertained the tiniest thought of wanting to commit a mass shooting!"

You wrote an entire short story about an 'enby' who get sexual gratification from imagining killing his entire school, then goes on to kill almost his entire school.
You put this kid as the HERO of your story and made it very clear you condoned his actions, and found them just and admirable.
You've more than entertained passing thoughts of it, you desperately wanted to do it, but your fear of authority overrides your sociopathic impulses. You're the same sort of coward as every other school shooter, you just have more to lose, and thus less to gain from acting on your high school fantasies.

 

[Aguas Locas]

No Steph, you don't want to do a mass shooting, but you wanted:

1. Rip MogaiWatch's head and shit on her throat
2. Rip MogaiWatch's bowels and shove them on her nose
3. Suicide bait heavily
4. Try to bait a suicide by cop situation in case MogaiWatch called the authorities over your death threats

And all the times you have wanted to hurt your dad, unknown people online, the farms, ftm trans people who didn't fit your narrative, throw trans people under the bus to troll, celebrate disasters at towns because they were full of "raycists" and rely on cursing each and everyone of the people you hate.

So don't try to play fucking victim of mental illness and make this disaster all about you.

On her lolcow page are a few of the recipts of this for anyone who wants a laugh

 

[Knifeguncat]

>washes
doubt

 

[Koresh]

I don't like that she felt the need to point out she washes her hands after pissing everytime. Does she think that people don't? It comes off as a bizarre humblebrag.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

I don't like that she felt the need to point out she washes her hands after pissing everytime. Does she think that people don't? It comes off as a bizarre humblebrag.

I have never experienced anyone as pointless as Staph. She post the most mind-numbingly banal sentences ever recorded and acts like they are jewels of wisdom, comedy gold, or brilliant hot takes. It's almost frustrating

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I don't like that she felt the need to point out she washes her hands after pissing everytime. Does she think that people don't? It comes off as a bizarre humblebrag.

When someone points out a thing so regular and obvious I automatically assume the opposite is true. Every other aspect of her personal hygiene is dire, why should we believe that she is this anal about washing her hands after going to the toilet? It was mixed in with OCD posts too so I think she's trying to play it off as an OCD quirk and completely misunderstanding what OCD actually is at the same time.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Reddit robot videos are her porn. Wow.

...no, it's really fucking weird. Mastodon is just full of people like you.

No one wants to read about being femminfernal, Stephanie.
She made this bingo board about herself:

 

[lamp shade]

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Reddit robot videos are her porn. Wow.
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...no, it's really fucking weird. Mastodon is just full of people like you.
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No one wants to read about being femminfernal, Stephanie.
She made this bingo board about herself:
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And how is she planning to pay for said tattoo when she has no job? E-begging or parents? Tattoos are a luxury Steph, and one that you cannot afford.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

And how is she planning to pay for said tattoo when she has no job? E-begging or parents? Tattoos are a luxury Steph, and one that you cannot afford.

Well....she can always DIY it instead of visiting a professional tattoo artist who knows a lot more about hygiene than she does.

 

[cogsworth]

It'll hurt and she'll chicken out immediately. She can't even deal with the mild inconvenience and discomfort of a surgery she claims to really need for her tits. She'll never last for a 30 minute run of having ink drilled into your skin with a buzzing needle.

 

[Double Dee]

She made this bingo board about herself:

Fix 3-4 of those pockets and this could apply to the majority of Tumblr. (ETA) Slightly relevant since it makes Saff sound like there's less of a personality there than realized.

 

[Plights]

Well....she can always DIY it instead of visiting a professional tattoo artist who knows a lot more about hygiene than she does.

I wish she would, but this person can't even use a needle to sew a patch onto a jacket. She's probably not allowed to play with them.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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Reddit robot videos are her porn. Wow.
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...no, it's really fucking weird. Mastodon is just full of people like you.
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No one wants to read about being femminfernal, Stephanie.
She made this bingo board about herself:
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I made a few edits to her bingo card, will also accept suggestions.


I hope she raises money for her tattoo and gets a tramp stamp.

 

[Aguas Locas]

I made a few edits to her bingo card, will also accept suggestions.
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I hope she raises money for her tattoo and gets a tramp stamp.

• "I talk to Lucifer/demons, but it's cool, we're friends" = "I have no friends"
• "This person is cute, but in a fluffy bunny kind of way" = "FEMCEL"
• "Wishing I was a "normal person" who had a job" = "Eat hand sanitizer at work"
• "Ranting about how capitalism ruins everything" = "Ask for free moneyz space"
• "Refering to a serial killer by nickname" = "Serial killers are my ghost husbands"

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

• "I talk to Lucifer/demons, but it's cool, we're friends" = "I have no friends"
• "This person is cute, but in a fluffy bunny kind of way" = "FEMCEL"
• "Wishing I was a "normal person" who had a job" = "Eat hand sanitizer at work"
• "Ranting about how capitalism ruins everything" = "Ask for free moneyz space"
• "Refering to a serial killer by nickname" = "Serial killers are my ghost husbands"

I re worded some of your suggestions

 

[marjoram]

So, about that tattoo...how about right in the middle of your forehead? You're very proud, right Sappy?

 

[stuffandthings]

I re worded some of your suggestions
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She should just get this Bingo card tattooed on her forehead. At least people would be quickly warned of her madness, and could play a quiet game every time she goes off on a rant about MuhGenitahls, and how all of her mundane issues are super serious and special and unique and so is she!