Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[Infinity]

Yeah I know he's done the lawyer thing before, and he made himself look like a complete ass, that's why I doubt he'd do it again. Not in such a clumsy way anyway.

You overestimate the intelligence of lolcows, especially this one.

To me, this whole debacle is just Kimmi.2.0, but he's trying to step up his game to make it less obvious than before. I wouldn't be surprised that when he disappeared off the internet for a while, he was actually just crafting all these online accounts. I dunno if the dates match up though.

 

[Laevateinn]

Look at the damn thing. Those eyes are dead eyes. There is no life in them.

As someone who's had to study the anatomy and the biology of the human body for the sake of my horror novels, I can see one thing in this gif that probably indicates that this is a doll - look at her nose. The bridge of it is completely normal in one frame, then it widens in the next, which isn't actually possible - it's the nostrils that are meant to widen with breath intake.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Look at the damn thing. Those eyes are dead eyes. There is no life in them.

Looks like a typical twitch streamer to me.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Wow, I'm fascinated by this whole mystery XD Might as well put in my own guess. What if the girl is real, but *part* doll?

Imagine this: she was in a terrible accident and lost multiple limbs, and maybe even an eye, and got state-of-the-art replacements. Some of her teeth got knocked out as well and the rest started growing crooked before she got proper replacements, which is where the braces come in.
It would explain why she's so over-the-top self-conscious, and possibly why she's psychologically in a state to marry some internet lunatic.

So while we're all criticizing "Peter's stop-motion work" in these GIFs, maybe we should really be praising Ashleigh's doctors.

And also... if I had to help my wife decide to amputate a maimed limb in favor of a prosthetic, maybe I'd go into a lolcowish rage over all the "killing your wife and replacing with a doll" jokes too.

 

[Cubanodun]

typical lolcow behavior "when everything fails LAWLSUIT"

 

[Sussuro]

As someone who's had to study the anatomy and the biology of the human body for the sake of my horror novels, I can see one thing in this gif that probably indicates that this is a doll - look at her nose. The bridge of it is completely normal in one frame, then it widens in the next, which isn't actually possible - it's the nostrils that are meant to widen with breath intake.

I think the apparent widening of the bridge of her nose is more to do with a change in the light; with more light showing up on the side of her nose. Given that this change in light occurs in, like, one frame only though seems to make stop motion even more plausible.

On another note, I finally watched that accent proof video or whaterver it's called. I don't know how a realdoll's face works but there is definitely movement consistent with speech in her lower face, judging by the millimeters of her cheeks we can see. So perhaps that was the real woman but then... Those eyebrows? They never move! Until there's a picture of her frowning or something I'm sticking with the doll theory .

Spoiler

unless she has botoxed her forehead to death, I guess.

I'm so confused.

 

[CSA]

I made an account just to comment on this.
I've worked with these sort of materials and constructs so it certainly looks like this.

If you look at her skin there's no blemishes, no difference in tone, it's extremely artificial. Notice her fingers, the knuckles are clearly undefined.

The movements are exactly like how the metal skeleton of one of these things works, it does seem like a custom job though.

 

[Homely Wilson]

Wow, I'm fascinated by this whole mystery XD Might as well put in my own guess. What if the girl is real, but *part* doll?

Imagine this: she was in a terrible accident and lost multiple limbs, and maybe even an eye, and got state-of-the-art replacements. Some of her teeth got knocked out as well and the rest started growing crooked before she got proper replacements, which is where the braces come in.
It would explain why she's so over-the-top self-conscious, and possibly why she's psychologically in a state to marry some internet lunatic.

So while we're all criticizing "Peter's stop-motion work" in these GIFs, maybe we should really be praising Ashleigh's doctors.

And also... if I had to help my wife decide to amputate a maimed limb in favor of a prosthetic, maybe I'd go into a lolcowish rage over all the "killing your wife and replacing with a doll" jokes too.

The missing piece of the puzzle had always been how can a Scottish person be so attractive, but this explains that nicely.. they took a Scottish girl and replaced all her external features with those of a Real Doll.

Also explains why she's in America, since only the world's best surgeons could perform an op like that.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why are RealDolls in existence? Seriously, this is a frightening concept for an isolated islander

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Jeeze Louise, guys. Sometimes pretty girls end up with terrible guys, it happens for a myriad of reasons. I almost managed to make it happen. It's pretty baffling, yeah, but all in all what you should take out of things like that is that you shouldn't think of anyone as being out of your 'league'.

26 pages about if she's a doll or not, holy cats guys.

 

[anephric]

Putting aside the analytical deconstruction of GIFs and the real versus fake argument, let me pose an obvious question:

If this woman IS real, why would she be with this guy? What would a guy like this offer a woman?

I mean, seriously.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If this woman IS real, why would she be with this guy? What would a guy like this offer a woman?

If my guess is right: help with eating, dressing, and using the toilet.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

I made an account just to comment on this.
I've worked with these sort of materials and constructs so it certainly looks like this.

If you look at her skin there's no blemishes, no difference in tone, it's extremely artificial. Notice her fingers, the knuckles are clearly undefined.

The movements are exactly like how the metal skeleton of one of these things works, it does seem like a custom job though.

Would you be willing to do a detailed critique/redline of Ashleigh's images?

For anyone who'd like to bide-a-wee in the uncanny valley, here's a small selection from the portfolio of fashion photographer Stacy Leigh. She likes to confuse and conflate sex dolls with human people for artistic effect. Run these images through a crappy-webcam filter, and "Ashleigh" would fit right in.

Spoiler: nsfw because boobies.

from http://thestacyleigh.tumblr.com. Some of these are dolls, and others are real women. Ashleigh could go either way, I think.

 

[DX10]

What is he hiding? Did he kill someone? Has he killed before? What else is he hiding? Did he kill a baby? Are these people just hallucinations of his like Jacob's Ladder? Is the world even real? Perhaps the entire world is just one big realdoll boob being animated in stopmotion. Is Chris a realdoll? Realdoll, realdoll, realdoll. realdoll.

 

[Uzumaki]

To the people coming up with incredibly elaborate theories to somehow try and find a way for that woman in the pictures to be real: get your eyes checked. You need glasses.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

In my mind, there is no such thing as a RealDoll. The concept is so horrifying how can I come to this conclusion?

 

[Smutley]

Never believe Peter Coffin on anything, you will always look the fool

 

[TL 611]

If she's not real who's running the Tumblr? It does not read like Coffin's style at all. It contains like personal pregnancy shit, something I dont imagine Coffin has experience in.

And autists have dead, soulless eyes too.

Are we just assuming the marriage certificate is fake then? How come there's been no confirmation of forgery like with every other document?

 

[CSA]

Would you be willing to do a detailed critique/redline of Ashleigh's images?

Sure. Let's go with the easiest viewable one the avatar of her flipping people off. Look at the hand it's smooth perfect, the nails seem unreal because big shock they are, no defined knuckles because unless you pay lots, no sculptor is going to do those and the movement is juddery, the wrist, is bent odd.

I'm on a mobile device at the moment but a single picture confirmed it for me and ill do a blow by blow structural analysis proving my point.

 

[sea panther]

If there wasn't something extremely sketchy going on, Peter would make a video of all 3 of them together. Period, end of story.

The least creepy/far-fetched idea I can think of is that he *is* married to someone, but it's not this girl. Maybe she's hideously ugly or obese or something. He has this really odd drive to prove to the world he isn't beta, and betas don't have skinny wives with huge boobs, so he found some conventionally hot chick to pretend she's his wife.