Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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Do you have her full post or was it posted as a screenshot with the end cut off?

I downloaded someone else’s screenshot from that discord. The motherfucker took the screenshot that way, but I’ll get in contact with him to see if theres more.

EDIT: he had the rest:

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Jesus christ, was mumkey actually dumb enough to offer the guy who's life he ruined and is known for violent outbursts a spare bed in his trailer? Someone would have wound up dead/fucked up if burger actually showed up.


Also 99.9999% sure rusty and mumkey are joking here (out of context tweet with rusty's usual sense of humor) but it would be quite a twist if rusty turned out to be /ourguy/
 
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I might be late, but does anyone know if he's bi-polar? I know he mentioned in his break up video he has mental issues, his actions scream bipolar to me. Leaving sheepover for the furry pedo screams manic and now he seems to be in a depressive state.
 
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Also 99.9999% sure rusty and mumkey are joking here (out of context tweet with rusty's usual sense of humor) but it would be quite a twist if rusty turned out to be /ourguy/

Indeed, the background music thing is a running meme between the two. I'm not so sure though. Finding it harder and harder to tell with this guy.
 
I might be late, but does anyone know if he's bi-polar? I know he mentioned in his break up video he has mental issues, his actions scream bipolar to me. Leaving sheepover for the furry pedo screams manic and now he seems to be in a depressive state.
Tyler's trying to make everyone think he's an asshole exceptional individual edgelord to where nobody wouldn't feel bad about him committing suicide because he realized that he fucked up big time by fucking Liu.
 
Tyler's trying to make everyone think he's an asshole exceptional individual edgelord to where nobody wouldn't feel bad about him committing suicide because he realized that he fucked up big time by fucking Liu.
I hope he doesn't. He's a idiot but I don't think he's a bad guy. He just needs to get his shit together, what is he like 22? He's got plenty of time to fix his life.
 
Jesus christ, was mumkey actually dumb enough to offer the guy who's life he ruined and is known for violemt outbursts a spare bed in his trailer? Someone would have wound up dead/fucked up if burger actually showed up.
idk man, if they reconciled on the phone and Burger admitted to his wrongdoing then I would probably want my best friend back too. Although the holding pattern with Burger is that he will fuck up horribly, make a come back, relapse again and fuck up horribly, it just goes on and on. The wise thing to do would be to cut Borger and Jackie out of your life, and let them continue on their self-destructive sine-wave pattern together forever.

Also 99.9999% sure rusty and mumkey are joking here (out of context tweet with rusty's usual sense of humor) but it would be quite a twist if rusty turned out to be /ourguy/
Rusty and Mumkey are trolling the shit out of the concern trolls together lol just look at his latest tweets: https://twitter.com/realRUSTYCAGE

Specifically the one where he promises to do a video on the Mumkey, Borger and Jackie situation for 1k retweets and then decides to raise it to 3k and 5k lol
 
*Despite what the title and thumbnail show, this is not a video talking about the Mumkey drama.
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A very brief mention about how Mumkey influenced Turkey Tom, and how he feels bad for him with all the recent drama and downward-spiraling. While the video may not seem super relevant, it is worth noting how Mumkey did put out some decent content in the past, and how this tragic fall from grace lies solely on himself.
 
I downloaded someone else’s screenshot from that discord. The motherfucker took the screenshot that way, but I’ll get in contact with him to see if theres more.

EDIT: he had the rest:

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Thanks, it was going to bother the shit out of me having a screenshot end Sopranos-style in Assburger's OP.

idk man, if they reconciled on the phone and Burger admitted to his wrongdoing then I would probably want my best friend back too. Although the holding pattern with Burger is that he will fuck up horribly, make a come back, relapse again and fuck up horribly, it just goes on and on. The wise thing to do would be to cut Borger and Jackie out of your life, and let them continue on their self-destructive sine-wave pattern together forever.

It really is a classic addiction spiral with him, up down up down, seemingly forever. But eventually you notice the downs start going deeper and for longer, while the ups are becoming shallower and shorter. At the end of the day, the only thing you can do is cut them out as they keep finding new rockbottoms to sink to.
 
I learned today that Mumkey wouldn't make for a good bartender.

For anyone who isn't a familiar-
A Long Island Iced Tea is .5 shot of the following: Rum, Blanco Tequila, Vodka, Curacao, and Dry Gin
You then add 1/2 a lemon of Lemon Juice, and a little simple syrup
You put that in a shaker with ice, and you want to use a metal shaker and glass to seal it because the ice makes it cold and causes the pressure to drop and seal the metal shaker and the glass, and you shake it. Then you *float* coke on the top. Garnish with a lemon wheel or a lime peel

You don't throw all that shit in there with the carbonated cola and shake it like a fucking mongoloid. You literally destroy the drink by adding a whole can of cola, and also making it flat in the process.
 
It's kind of a basic bitch cocktail too so he's tasteless on top of being incompetent.
 
You don't throw all that shit in there with the carbonated cola and shake it like a fucking mongoloid. You literally destroy the drink by adding a whole can of cola, and also making it flat in the process.
Oh shit, you're right. He's actually shaking a carbonated beverage.

I wonder if that is supposed to be part of the comedy. Are we supposed to laugh at him for clumsily making a cocktail that is essentially a smorgasbord of different shit sweetened with cola? Is it part of the meta-humor aspect of him becoming the next Wings of DSP? If that is the case, he should really draw more attention to the fact that he looks like such a pathetic weakling whenever he tries to lift a bottle of booze:
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Behold his puny little arms! Behold!

He had to use two hands in the Declassified Guilt and Regret Survival Guide, and he still needs two hands in his latest video.
 
Did he shave his head to look like his idol Walter White? I guess he has the terminal cancer-chic down, at least.
Him in his old man make-up probably was inspired by Water White, honestly. But that video came out a long time ago. Before he was terminated from youtube even.
 
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