So a talent agent is sitting in his office when a group of people walk in. A fat bald man in a suit carrying a baby boy. A homely, fat, middle-aged white woman with thick eyebrows. A scrawny white man carrying a tray of snacks. A young woman with blue hair and a teenage girl.
The bald man approaches the talent agent and says "We're a very diverse group of people and boy do we got a show for you,"
"Alright, I'll give you five minutes," says the talent agent.
The bald man looks to the homely woman and nods who then grabs the snack tray from the scrawny male and begins beating him with it, flinging the snacks all over the place. Meanwhile the blue haired woman grabs the teenage girl by her hair, rips the girl's dress and begins vigorously finger fucking her while forcing her to make out.
The bald man screams "I'm a lawyer!" And launches the baby at the wall of the office hard enough that a smear of blood is left behind as the infant slides down the wall crying. The scrawny man is battered and bruised from the brutal beating he is getting from the snack tray wielding woman and begins to meekly chant
"I'm sorry I'm white,"
"I'm sorry I'm male"
All the while gathering the snacks on the floor and shoving them, one by one, up his ass.
The teenage girl is bleeding from the rough calloused fingers of the blue hair and begins to scream for help in between forceful kisses when the bald man comes up from behind and kicks the young girl in the back of the knees as hard as he can dropping her to the floor while saying "It's all just an act! It's a comedy sketch!"
The blue hair then strips naked revealing she is, in fact, a pre-op tranny with her herpes covered cock hanging free for all to see. She mounts the teenage girl and begins raping her, using the blood and puss from her open sores to lube up her entry and screams "Not even my parents wanted me! I'm the real victim here!"
Then the bald man then runs over to the squalling bloody baby, pulls his dick out and begins pissing all over the infant, aiming for the mouth so the child will choke while he screams.
By this time the scrawny man has finally finished stuffing all the snacks on the ground into his ass and the homely woman halts her savage beating and throws the snack tray down. She strips naked showing a body covered in hair as thick as her fat ass and covered in moles. the scrawny man stands up and proclaims "I'm a sheepdog now," before stripping naked and gnawing off her moles.
The infant is screaming, helpless when the bald man pulls out his cock and masturbating over the child. The act hits a fevered pitch when he shoots his baby batter and begins stomping the baby to death under the heels of his loafers.
The blue hair begins choking the literal shit out of the teenage girl until there is enough to sling at the homely woman. In response the homely woman picks up her gnawed off bloody moles from the ground and slings them back at the blue hair while the scrawny man retrieves the baby boy's corpse and begins dancing around with it.
The bald lawyer opens the door and into the office comes a parade of attorneys and lawyers who ass pat each and every member of the group before pulling down their pants and taking a tremendous shit on the snack tray before running head first into a hail of gunfire from a madman wielding a rifle.
After the lawyers are all done shitting on the tray and die the bald man yanks the corpse of the baby away from the scrawny man so hard it rips the body in half and he drops the desecrated remains on the mound of shit. All the members then stop what they are doing and gather around the tray, like pigs to a trough, and begin scooping handfuls of shit into their mouths.
For the finale, the mad man with the gun comes running in, leaps over the group and belly flops on their meal sending shit and baby chunks flying all over the place. The women in the group respond by spreading their legs and pissing six feet straight up, covering everyone in their fluids.
The bald man strikes a pose and says "Well? What do ya think?"
The talent agent nods his head and thinks for a moment.
"That's one hell of an act you got there. What do you call yourselves?" Asks the talent agent.
The bald man answers proudly,
"The Threadnought!"