TGWTG Linkara / Lewis Lovhaug - HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

That story is so on the head that it reads like a bullet-point description of Linkara. I nearly spat up my lunch when I got to the part about the Green M&M cosplay.

Also, you got the tiny hat, the rather obvious allusion to CA, the over-the-top reference to Iron Liz without even saying her name. It's too good to be true.
 
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MisterBee said:

r/StalkerStories - I can't go to anime cons anymore

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Mister Show said:
That story is so on the head that it reads like a bullet-point description of Linkara. I nearly spat up my lunch when I got to the part about the Green M&M cosplay.

Also, you got the tiny hat, the rather obvious allusion to CA, the over-the-top reference to Iron Liz without even saying her name. It's too good to be true.
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I’m voting troll. Seems too well-crafted.
 
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niggers said:
all i learned from this is that there's a whole subreddit dedicated to whiny babies angling for sympathy after being looked at wrong
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Also, the story seems like it’s tailor made to make Linkara look bad. The stuff about M&M’s and what’s between Liz’s legs is only brought up by those “in the know” or watched Metokur’s video.
 
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Speaking of most likely madeup stories, I'm still struggling to figure out how Lewis who was a virgin who had no porn experience and most likely didn't get up to American Pie Hijinks, managed to shove a comic book up his ass? For those who will point to the infamous Julie Reveals herself, that isn't entirely similar as Chris was cramming small clumps of clay up his ass plus given he'd just shit himself his anal spincter was probably still very loose/wide. Lewis has never given any history of bowel issues and (correct me if I'm wrong) never had played with dildos. So how he managed to roll up a comicbook tight enough to go up his ass while drunk is still a mystery to me.
 
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It reads like something that is too absurd to be true and that there's no way any of this can be based on fact.

But then again, prior to 2010/2011 [whenever his porn was discovered] if someone had said, "The comic book guy from Channel Awesome is into shemale porn and calls himself a dirty little cockslut", it would have seemed unbelievable too.

If Iron Liz didn't keep such a low profile maybe she could confirm some of this.
 
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Captain Ramius said:
It reads like something that is too absurd to be true and that there's no way any of this can be based on fact.

But then again, prior to 2010/2011 [whenever his porn was discovered] if someone had said, "The comic book guy from Channel Awesome is into shemale porn and calls himself a dirty little cockslut", it would have seemed unbelievable too.

If Iron Liz didn't keep such a low profile maybe she could confirm some of this.
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Iron Liz might have indulged him in some of his tastes and might not want to chance that coming out
 
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Mr. 0 said:
Iron Liz might have indulged him in some of his tastes and might not want to chance that coming out
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She did let the Lovehog see her naked numerous times, though she refused to let him fondle her junk
 
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Speaking of most likely madeup stories, I'm still struggling to figure out how Lewis who was a virgin who had no porn experience and most likely didn't get up to American Pie Hijinks, managed to shove a comic book up his ass? For those who will point to the infamous Julie Reveals herself, that isn't entirely similar as Chris was cramming small clumps of clay up his ass plus given he'd just shit himself his anal spincter was probably still very loose/wide. Lewis has never given any history of bowel issues and (correct me if I'm wrong) never had played with dildos. So how he managed to roll up a comicbook tight enough to go up his ass while drunk is still a mystery to me.
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Damn, now that you're mentioning American Pie hijinks...I want a 2000's-style gross out comedy about a shitty online review community. What's the Stifler guy doing these days? He's obnoxious enough to play Doug.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
I’m voting troll. Seems too well-crafted.
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It's fake.

The time table is all off. Linkara and Iron Liz stopped dating in like 2011, and the author said it was from 5 or 6 years ago, meaning that was 2013 or 2014. They'd been broken up long since then, and I don't ever recall seeing Liz at any of his con footage. Also, the whole rapist stuff was revealed last year, and the major event where JewWario was caught doing that was in Magfest 2013. He killed himself in 2014, and there'd be no way to know about it at that point since he got martyred. Unless OP had knowledge of the community, there'd be no way to know, psycho fans aside.

"I am sort of round, but I am very proud of my legs, so I jokingly said if I cosplayed, I could probably be the green M&M" Yeah, obvious bait, folks!

Captain Ramius said:
It reads like something that is too absurd to be true and that there's no way any of this can be based on fact.

But then again, prior to 2010/2011 [whenever his porn was discovered] if someone had said, "The comic book guy from Channel Awesome is into shemale porn and calls himself a dirty little cockslut", it would have seemed unbelievable too.

If Iron Liz didn't keep such a low profile maybe she could confirm some of this.
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I think there was someone on this thread that asked her about the porn stuff when Metokur's video came out, and I think she said she didn't know about it when they were dating. It's buried in here somewhere I think, but I'm too lazy to dig it up.
 
Mister Show said:
That story is so on the head that it reads like a bullet-point description of Linkara. I nearly spat up my lunch when I got to the part about the Green M&M cosplay.

Also, you got the tiny hat, the rather obvious allusion to CA, the over-the-top reference to Iron Liz without even saying her name. It's too good to be true.
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I have a hard time believing the story because it is so obviously describing Linkara, it feels like something any of us could have written for laughs.
 
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Looks like Linkara and Doug aren't on the best of terms if Lewis is fine spitting fire like this when it comes to CA being at conventions: http://archive.li/n2Sao
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This goes back to what I said previously about him, that he was full of shit and just left CA because he knew which way the wind was blowing.
Lewis knew that Doug was like this at conventions, he knew about his opinion towards Mag-Fest, knew how Doug and the rest of CA management handled Lupa's leaving/termination from the site, knew it ALL...but decided to stay because he thought that he could be the one to get them all to change their ways. He had no problem sticking around with Doug, doing crossovers with him until he saw that it would do him really harm to his brand [for all that's worth] to stay.
And the thing is Lewis, it's his decision whether he wants to go to the con or not. So what, he didn't want to pay out of pocket beforehand? That's HIS choice much as how it's YOUR choice to only go to cons nowadays only if you're invited and your hotel & airfare are covered. Fuck off with all this crap.

The only good part about that thread is how he admits that Doug did [and still does] make more money than them and get more view than them, a fact which must rub Lupa's asshole raw.
 
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Captain Ramius said:
This goes back to what I said previously about him, that he was full of shit and just left CA because he knew which way the wind was blowing.
Lewis knew that Doug was like this at conventions, he knew about his opinion towards Mag-Fest, knew how Doug and the rest of CA management handled Lupa's leaving/termination from the site, knew it ALL...but decided to stay because he thought that he could be the one to get them all to change their ways. He had no problem sticking around with Doug, doing crossovers with him until he saw that it would do him really harm to his brand [for all that's worth] to stay.
And the thing is Lewis, it's his decision whether he wants to go to the con or not. So what, he didn't want to pay out of pocket beforehand? That's HIS choice much as how it's YOUR choice to only go to cons nowadays only if you're invited and your hotel & airfare are covered. Fuck off with all this crap.

The only good part about that thread is how he admits that Doug did [and still does] make more money than them and get more view than them, a fact which must rub Lupa's asshole raw.
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Do people really believe Lewis thought he could change CA from the inside? He's saying that shit because he knows him knowingly staying with Doug Walker makes him look bad. He was there for the fucking clicks and views and whatever else he could leech off Doug Walker.
 
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