Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The Schofield thread is a fucking joke though lol. If regular kiwis bothered to look at it they’d rate every post mad on the internet or power level but it’s full of idiots who write fan fiction letters to Jani and Bodhi. That thread is so fucking autistic lol. Please don’t make that thread our Kiwi norm.

I swear I got estrogen poisoning just from browsing a few pages of that thread. Half those folks are in love with Michael Schofield and it is W E I R D.

 

[Loneliness&Cheeseburgers]

I miss you guys. I changed my VPN to Norway to access the site via .pl but crickets.

Anyway, the reddit folks are trash, and I say that as a daily redditor (not on IF though). The concern trolling is the worst part. I'm not sick, I don't know any med stuff (so shout out to the medfags, I know nothing!), I've never met anyone IRL with any of the munchie faves that I know of, because I'm sure most people don't have sickstas and b'aww about any conditions they have. Which kind of goes to what someone said earlier about how being OTT vs straight up faking can be a difference without distinction when it comes to cows. Some of us just like internet train wrecks! The superiority of the IF people is hilarious. Though some snark seems to get through the faux concern lately. I'm just waiting patiently for the day KFS deems PW worthy of doxxing. I do enjoy IFA being a combination of people wanting to watch a freakshow being banned vs people who are mad they got in trouble for blogging, with absolutely no self-awareness.

 

[Spooniest spoon]

Speaking of r/if

I would like to say thank you on behalf of all munchies for the subreddit's valiant service. Such noble people.

 

[AT 903]

Speaking of r/if

I would like to say thank you on behalf of all munchies for the subreddit's valiant service. Such noble people.

Haha Christ.
I spent too much time in there today thanks to the farms being down. What else am I supposed to do when bored at work?

But anyway they are such saints. They are truly doing gods work. /sneed
It’s a beautiful part of the internet, that things of the past are there to bring up whenever we feel like. As if they want to censor that too.

Although they are right about the Ren show part. Would love to go just a day without seeing that name.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

The munchie and anti-munchie internet community is an enigma.

Like, it's just constant "lol she's faking, I'm the one who's ACTUALLY sick" in some kind of fucking ouroboros where the only winning move is not to play at all.

I don't really fucking understand it, except I do, because ED clinics for AN in the 80s. Women at lunch clandestinely shoving food into their vaginas so they didn't have to eat it, one-upping each other to see who could go hardest starving themselves and figure out who was the fakest anorexic in the group who broke first.

And now it's all on the internet for all to see!

 

[Bees]

I swear I got estrogen poisoning just from browsing a few pages of that thread. Half those folks are in love with Michael Schofield and it is W E I R D.

Some faggot mod erased my post and kicked me off the Schofield thread for telling the Facebook moms to fuck off back to lame and gays Reddit. So the mod of that forum is as bad as the rest.

I'd also like to point out lame and gay is one of those people who can only eat French fries and nugz without having an autistic meltdown.

 

[StasisOne]

New update from Morgan. She had to make sure her mother got a great shot of her profuse vomiting

 

[Toohottotrot]

Wouldn’t’s sitting up in leaning over to puke cause the pots to go crazy?

 

[PootPoot2]

Grateful lurker here who got bored enough to finally create a KF account. Munchies are my pet category of cow, thanks all for the entertainment. I don’t come to your thread empty-handed (but I am a shit for brains who’ll probably fuck up formatting, find a way to cope).

Allow me to introduce Caitlyn.


Her gram is what got my attention—IG: @imaginationbycat (formerly @thegirlwhosung) plus she has older stuff I found less captivating others might care about like IG’s @chroniclesofcurious, an abandoned YT called Haley And Kat, a blog nobody reads, etc.

Claimed Condishuns: EDS, POTS, GP, AMPS, Chron’s, malabsorption, weeks-long & constant migraines caused by “an (unspecified) underlying medikal condishun,” chronic fatigue, anxiety, depreshun, +more probably since she tends to drop info in captions & comments/replies

Toys: g-tube (gone through multiple toob styles but never had a nose noodle; confusingly she claims tube is for AMPS not GP), useless toy-sized support dog named Scruffles she now claims is dying, OTC braces, often tags #wheelchair in pix despite never posing with any mobility aids, stuffed animals.

Most likely munching after a childhood of attention from Chron’s (she said painful poopies were diagnosed at 11 in an IG comment thread).

Spoiler: So why does THIS zebra run at the back of the herd?

Hold tight guise. Caity’s also a really talented MUA, model, & writer!




She even does glamour/cosplay shoots while hospitalized...


...Yet is so tragically sick she extolls how ill & incurable she is to adbots.


Initial trail of munch: Probably does have Chron’s because she never ever talks about it. Swears her tragic but oh so brave status is of course not her fault due to genetics...


...yet neither her brother, sister, nor father show/complain of medical issues as far as I see. Has an older sister & at least one enabling, super bierdo of a brother who has to be seen to be believed (on IG as @theanchorofcamor).


In fact they seem to be an extremely healthful & athletic family: even Our Brave Warrior Caitlyn herself regularly hikes/runs marathons... especially Disney Princess marathons.


Of course widdle Caity checks the Disney box on her Spoonie Starter Bingo Card. Checks it so hard that the two Disneys in the USA where she lives aren’t enough.


Spoonie Starter Pack: perfectly posed “curled in 14/10 pain u guise” pix, teddy bear sign, tagging #hairloss with a luscious thick mane/brows, tubie changies for catastrophic unexplained device failures at childrens’ hospitals, ana-chan feed rates, WEGO, shills for an organic feed (not Kate Farms, not on their level yet maybe), constant unending discrimination (“you’re too thin to cosplay” kek), MMJ...








Not to forget the gratuitous hospital shots with filters to celebrate her end-stage progressive EDS in palliative care diagnosed by a geneticist too vague to explain her condishun even though she’s absolutely, totally, definitely dying.




Bonus: She’s straight (she has referenced a bf but I’m too lazy to try & track down the sad cuck who attached himself to this mess) & never been to one, but wants us to know that no one should go to Pride events anywhere because autism. I mean, ableism. This precious rich girl faces ALL the discriminations.


I won’t spoil her stream any further, feel free to enjoy the sweet milk straight from the source.

PS: Could reddit’s _Georgie/Laneandgay2 also be IG’s @DiaryofaMunchieKid (et all)? Writing style sounds similar, prolific postings, similar claimed age, “Georgie” ...seems like some sus overlap.

——
EDIT: yeah I shitted up the formatting real good, I like success

 

[AnotherLolAnon]

New update from Morgan. She had to make sure her mother got a great shot of her profuse vomiting
View attachment 878732View attachment 878734

Sounds like some got themselves some cannabis hyperemesis syndrome

 

[Deadpool]

lameandgay2 is the kiwifarms version of Gail the Snail from it's Always Sunny. All you need to do to "salt her" is tell her the truth. Running a fucking sub Reddit did nothing to help those kids, and she's a tard for thinking it did. She's sassy until you bully her for a bit then she avoids you.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

lameandgay2 is the kiwifarms version of Gail the Snail from it's Always Sunny. All you need to do to "salt her" is tell her the truth. Running a fucking sub Reddit did nothing to help those kids, and she's a tard for thinking it did. She's sassy until you bully her for a bit then she avoids you.

As I explained my comment about her was thinly veiled sarcasm but I only knew when I said it that she was moderately annoying and if you pointed it out she would then shit up the thread forever.

However it looks like lameandgay2 wasn't the person who started the sub? It looks like someone with the handle "lamegothmom" from the southern US was the redditor. That person is equally cringe and also claims anorexia et al but it also looks like lameandgay2 is from the UK.

Feel free to correct me as I only peek into the Schofield thread periodically to make sure the kids aren't back with their parents yet.

 

[Deadpool]

As I explained my comment about her was thinly veiled sarcasm but I only knew when I said it that she was moderately annoying and if you pointed it out she would then shit up the thread forever.

However it looks like lameandgay2 wasn't the person who started the sub? It looks like someone with the handle "lamegothmom" from the southern US was the redditor. That person is equally cringe and also claims anorexia et al but it also looks like lameandgay2 is from the UK.

Feel free to correct me as I only peek into the Schofield thread periodically to make sure the kids aren't back with their parents yet.

Oh my comment wasn't directed at you or your comment at all or I would have quoted you or @ you. I was just told by someone who posts in this thread that she was being annoying here so I popped in to give advice. She avoids me because I'm willing to bully her and call her on her shit without being nice about it. Sorry if you thought it was directed at you, because that wasn't my intention at all.

 

[AT 903]

As I explained my comment about her was thinly veiled sarcasm but I only knew when I said it that she was moderately annoying and if you pointed it out she would then shit up the thread forever.

However it looks like lameandgay2 wasn't the person who started the sub? It looks like someone with the handle "lamegothmom" from the southern US was the redditor. That person is equally cringe and also claims anorexia et al but it also looks like lameandgay2 is from the UK.

Feel free to correct me as I only peek into the Schofield thread periodically to make sure the kids aren't back with their parents yet.

Here’s her claiming credit for it anyhow.
The lame goth mom may have been behind the video though.

They probs both autistically mod that sub.

 

[elliptical narcissist]

Maybe she's got Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome from smoking all that medical marijuana.

edit: Apparently haven't figured out how to post yet. I meant to quote the comment about Morgan puking her guts out every morning and all day. I'll figure it out.

 

[Umaibae]

I know lameandgay2 invited other regulars from the Schofield thread to help moderate, so it's likely we have several Munchies in our midst. The Goth Mom could also be an alt account?

 

[UT 514]

New update from Morgan. She had to make sure her mother got a great shot of her profuse vomiting
View attachment 878732View attachment 878734

Three liters of puke for multiple days in a row is crazy. She must run so much into her g tube to make that even remotely possible

 

[thirsttrap12345]

Grateful lurker here who got bored enough to finally create a KF account. Munchies are my pet category of cow, thanks all for the entertainment. I don’t come to your thread empty-handed (but I am a shit for brains who’ll probably fuck up formatting, find a way to cope).

Allow me to introduce Caitlyn.
View attachment 878915

Her gram is what got my attention—IG: @imaginationbycat (formerly @thegirlwhosung) plus she has older stuff I found less captivating others might care about like IG’s @chroniclesofcurious, an abandoned YT called Haley And Kat, a blog nobody reads, etc.

Claimed Condishuns: EDS, POTS, GP, AMPS, Chron’s, malabsorption, weeks-long & constant migraines caused by “an (unspecified) underlying medikal condishun,” chronic fatigue, anxiety, depreshun, +more probably since she tends to drop info in captions & comments/replies

Toys: g-tube (gone through multiple toob styles but never had a nose noodle; confusingly she claims tube is for AMPS not GP), useless toy-sized support dog named Scruffles she now claims is dying, OTC braces, often tags #wheelchair in pix despite never posing with any mobility aids, stuffed animals.

Most likely munching after a childhood of attention from Chron’s (she said painful poopies were diagnosed at 11 in an IG comment thread).
View attachment 878916

Spoiler: So why does THIS zebra run at the back of the herd?

Hold tight guise. Caity’s also a really talented MUA, model, & writer!
View attachment 878919

View attachment 878921

She even does glamour/cosplay shoots while hospitalized...
View attachment 878924

...Yet is so tragically sick she extolls how ill & incurable she is to adbots.
View attachment 878925

Initial trail of munch: Probably does have Chron’s because she never ever talks about it. Swears her tragic but oh so brave status is of course not her fault due to genetics...
View attachment 878927

...yet neither her brother, sister, nor father show/complain of medical issues as far as I see. Has an older sister & at least one enabling, super bierdo of a brother who has to be seen to be believed (on IG as @theanchorofcamor).
View attachment 878930

In fact they seem to be an extremely healthful & athletic family: even Our Brave Warrior Caitlyn herself regularly hikes/runs marathons... especially Disney Princess marathons.
View attachment 878931

Of course widdle Caity checks the Disney box on her Spoonie Starter Bingo Card. Checks it so hard that the two Disneys in the USA where she lives aren’t enough.
View attachment 878932

Spoonie Starter Pack: perfectly posed “curled in 14/10 pain u guise” pix, teddy bear sign, tagging #hairloss with a luscious thick mane/brows, tubie changies for catastrophic unexplained device failures at childrens’ hospitals, ana-chan feed rates, WEGO, shills for an organic feed (not Kate Farms, not on their level yet maybe), constant unending discrimination (“you’re too thin to cosplay” kek), MMJ...
View attachment 878933

View attachment 878934

View attachment 878935

View attachment 878936

Not to forget the gratuitous hospital shots with filters to celebrate her end-stage progressive EDS in palliative care diagnosed by a geneticist too vague to explain her condishun even though she’s absolutely, totally, definitely dying.
View attachment 878937
View attachment 878938

View attachment 878940

Bonus: She’s straight (she has referenced a bf but I’m too lazy to try & track down the sad cuck who attached himself to this mess) & never been to one, but wants us to know that no one should go to Pride events anywhere because autism. I mean, ableism. This precious rich girl faces ALL the discriminations.
View attachment 878942

I won’t spoil her stream any further, feel free to enjoy the sweet tard cum straight from the source.

PS: Could reddit’s _Georgie/Laneandgay2 also be IG’s @DiaryofaMunchieKid (et all)? Writing style sounds similar, prolific postings, similar claimed age, “Georgie” ...seems like some sus overlap.

——
EDIT: yeah I shitted up the formatting real good, I like success

This individual also frequently creates artistic renderings of her favorite instafamous sick kids who then show them off on their stories like it isn’t weird at all. (Only two come to mind right now- IG’s bendwithitrockwithit Dani and thetubefedtraveler Ally- who seems to actually be a legit internet leave of absence- it must be all those IF redditors who are truly doing the Lord’s work.)

 

[dopedodo]

New update from Morgan. She had to make sure her mother got a great shot of her profuse vomiting
View attachment 878732View attachment 878734

If you wake up with cerebrospinal fluid pouring out of your nose, then go to the fucking hospital, jesus. My favourite part about these people is how they run to the ER with every minor fever, but something indicative of a major problem like "CSF pouring out my nose" they just casually mention in passing. Maybe hoping someone comments with attention about how serious it is?

Grateful lurker here who got bored enough to finally create a KF account. Munchies are my pet category of cow, thanks all for the entertainment. I don’t come to your thread empty-handed (but I am a shit for brains who’ll probably fuck up formatting, find a way to cope).

Allow me to introduce Caitlyn.
View attachment 878915

Her gram is what got my attention—IG: @imaginationbycat (formerly @thegirlwhosung) plus she has older stuff I found less captivating others might care about like IG’s @chroniclesofcurious, an abandoned YT called Haley And Kat, a blog nobody reads, etc.

Claimed Condishuns: EDS, POTS, GP, AMPS, Chron’s, malabsorption, weeks-long & constant migraines caused by “an (unspecified) underlying medikal condishun,” chronic fatigue, anxiety, depreshun, +more probably since she tends to drop info in captions & comments/replies

Toys: g-tube (gone through multiple toob styles but never had a nose noodle; confusingly she claims tube is for AMPS not GP), useless toy-sized support dog named Scruffles she now claims is dying, OTC braces, often tags #wheelchair in pix despite never posing with any mobility aids, stuffed animals.

I just googled Teddy Bear Sign and I am not disappointed.

 

[AT 903]

PS: Could reddit’s _Georgie/Laneandgay2 also be IG’s @DiaryofaMunchieKid (et all)? Writing style sounds similar, prolific postings, similar claimed age, “Georgie” ...seems like some sus overlap

Looked into that as it was a fun theory.
Abby and her mate Georgie/munchiekid seems to live in the midlands in the UK. Warwickshire sort of area I think.

Lameandgay2/Georgie claims she is from
Newcastle. These areas are 4 hours away.

Can’t rule it out because lameandgay has made some absolute shit posts full off lies. At one point claiming to be a medical professional in the schofield thread etc. I think the only professional experience she has there is being a professional patient.