Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

MrFloppy said:
it's not chris youre dealing with.
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Nah Chris got internet attention for making a comic and being unintionally hilarious. This guy got attention for:

1) Kicking himself in the balls on national television
2) Harassing a girl on the internet for having a nose job
3) Getting called out by said girl for his bullshit
4) Pretending to have dated a girl for eight months who was a supermodel\comedian
5) Claimed he met the girl and slept with her on several occassions
6) When revealed as a fraud, claimed he was "catfished"
7) Returned after several years absence, changed from incredibly racist into SJW
8) Turns out he has another fake girlfriend, and this time he "married" her

You're right, it's not Chris we're dealing with here. This is a guy far more messed up and far more sophisticated in his craziness. But it only makes him more pathetic.
 
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Melchett said:
If she's not real who's running the Tumblr? It does not read like Coffin's style at all. It contains like personal pregnancy shit, something I dont imagine Coffin has experience in.

And autists have dead, soulless eyes too.

Are we just assuming the marriage certificate is fake then? How come there's been no confirmation of forgery like with every other document?
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A little thing about the eyes. Do you notice how clean they are no specs of red? The Iris and Pupils seem extremely large. Even with the distortion from the glasses they shouldn't be so big. If I could get a better picture I could probably tell you the model number ( I highly doubt he paid for custom ones )
 
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She's soulless as a piece of plastic. Even if real.

This is some premium grade entertainment though , love a good mystery.
 
Wait am I missing the point and people are being deliberately facetious? if the gifs and video are still too sketchy for you, the tumblr is loaded with pictures, and in some she's legit standing up, some even carrying a baby.

-how in the world do you get a Real Doll to stand on its own.
-how do you pose it in a public bathroom for selfies without secutiry giving you the Bann

and so on. Occams' razor, dudes. I'm not contending anything else, just the fact that she is a real woman, probably with fake breasts, but real. Everything else I don't care to speculate about.
 
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Melchett said:
If she's not real who's running the Tumblr? It does not read like Coffin's style at all. It contains like personal pregnancy shit, something I dont imagine Coffin has experience in.

And autists have dead, soulless eyes too.

Are we just assuming the marriage certificate is fake then? How come there's been no confirmation of forgery like with every other document?
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Indeed. We're actually well beyond the "Jace is a ruseman" level of willful blindness among the dollers. I agree that there's something not quite right about the pictures, but taken in context with the other information we have—and I don't mean the unverifiable stuff from Coffin's mouth, but the real, objective facts of just how elaborate the online personae are (including Ashleigh and the brother)—we cannot reasonably conclude that Ashleigh does not exist.

And, yeah, the marriage cert bears all the indications of being real. I suppose it's possible that the image we received is a forgery, but the Nevada records website indicates that a marriage license was issued and that a marriage occurred in association with that license. I think we should follow the example of constitutional law and give what the Nevada website says full faith and credit unless we have damn good reason to doubt it.

And honestly people, if Coffin is a forger and identity thief capable of pulling off this kind of thing, he would be sensible enough to make money off it in a low-key way, like most such people do. Even from a con artistry perspective, this is just too flashy to be a workable con. It's been going on too long already and there's too much heat, and virtually no benefit.

And if Coffin is just a psychotic lolcow who wants to create fake people expressly for the purpose of trolling the world... well... I won't discount that it's possible, but it would neither take the form of what the dollers have been claiming, nor is it probable enough to merit as much discussion as it has netted.
 
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Ron_Swanson said:
-how in the world do you get a Real Doll to stand on its own.
-how do you pose it in a public bathroom for selfies without secutiry giving you the Bann
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The baby is fake. You can tell by the fact that the ONLY thing to move in the two pictures is it's head.

I believe realdolls can stand on their own. Note the awkward positions it's in, this could be to keep it from tipping over. That and her shoes could have some sort of sticky surface (Not that) on the bottom, to keep her from falling. I'd be more wary if she were to pose naturally, and possibly on one foot. Also, I've brought it up before, but the way the clothes rest on her body don't match how they would on a person. The tightness/what's around her breasts would cause some sort of morph in her skin, but it doesn't. It looks like it's laying on an unchanging surface, like plastic, or something used to simulate skin.

I could be over thinking this, though. I don't spend time looking at rail thin girls with boob jobs in clothes.

And the last, I'm unsure, but I'd imagine if you do it at like 2-3 AM at a 24 hour rest stop or some shit, no one would say anything.
 
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I can't find it now, but isn't there a pic of one of Ashleigh's social media accounts where she says "I have no arms or legs" or something like that? I think everyone probably ignored it as tiresome hipster humor, but... maybe it's not.

(EDIT: I still can't find it. Maybe I just imagined it.)
 
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Depending when it was bought yeah they can earlier models suffered from being top heavy. And about the bathroom/ loo you can just pay to hire it for half an hour.

In my opinion as someone who's been around them and repaired them it is a custom job. ( the face definitely )

I'll check the tumblr. Because there's a pose that breaks them.
 
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So my question is, since Mike Cernovich allegedly contacted the lawyer and he denied sending it and denied Peter was a client what's going to happen to the cute boy who thought this would be hilarious?
 
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Ron_Swanson said:
Occams' razor, dudes.
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Occam's razor is not a law of the universe. It's one monk's opinion on how to approach complex questions. Using his approach on things like the Watergate scandal would have resulted in being wrong.

This guy's too weird to take anything for granted. Why do his videos only have around 2000 views each if he has 150,000 subscribers? Why are both his "wife" his demonstrably fake Asian "girlfriend" from Scotland? Why does the banter between him and Ashleigh sound exactly like the banter between him and Kim? Why would he post a forged birth certificate? Why is the only official record of Ashleigh's existence her marriage to Peter? And why do both Ashleigh and Peter's brother post non-stop Star Wars references? I don't see why all this doubt should be dismissed just because it makes thing too complicated. Especially when he's done all of this before.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Wow, I'm fascinated by this whole mystery XD Might as well put in my own guess. What if the girl is real, but *part* doll?

Imagine this: she was in a terrible accident and lost multiple limbs, and maybe even an eye, and got state-of-the-art replacements. Some of her teeth got knocked out as well and the rest started growing crooked before she got proper replacements, which is where the braces come in.
It would explain why she's so over-the-top self-conscious, and possibly why she's psychologically in a state to marry some internet lunatic.

So while we're all criticizing "Peter's stop-motion work" in these GIFs, maybe we should really be praising Ashleigh's doctors.
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It's Shaye Saint John! ...Or possibly something even creepier...
 
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