Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

CSA said:
900HF - AH3 32mm ( These types are made without red lines so it enhances them for pictures )

They are made specifically for Doll or Mannequin.
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[citation needed]

I really wanted to believe you as I agree with all your points, especially the analysis of the hands.

But I'm going to need more verification on this "model number" if I'm not to assume you are just making this shit up.
 
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It's possible she's some sort of Russian camwhore? They're married on paper and it's her baby, but she lives in her home country. He sends her money and she sends him photos which he/she shops the shit out of. Something is wrong with her mouth, so she won't allow it to be photographed, or he won't.

Or it's an alien from the future he's somehow captured and keeps in his basement. Either way, I am entertained.
 
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MerriedManJr said:
Why is the only official record of Ashleigh's existence her marriage to Peter?
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I agree, this is one of the big problems with Coffin. From what was getting dumped in /cow/, there is no record of an Ashleigh Burt or Ashleigh Coffin anywhere in Utah.
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They're married on paper and it's her baby, but she lives in her home country. He sends her money and she sends him photos which he/she shops the shit out of.
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This might be the possibility if, as a purely speculative example, Coffin and Burt had gotten a green card marriage, it failed to fool ICE and resulted in Burt having to return to Scotland for some reason. The reason we'd have no divorce on record, and possibly still have association between them, might be continuing a cover story so Coffin doesn't get nicked for immigration fraud. Again, pure speculation.

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And why do both Ashleigh and Peter's brother post non-stop Star Wars references?
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Nerds do this shit. One might have influenced the other. It's not so outrageously weird as to only be explicable by shill accounts. This is more the kind of thing that might be used to help buttress a verifiable claim that they're shills, but it's not even close to enough on its own.
 
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This might be the possibility if, as a purely speculative example, Coffin and Burt had gotten a green card marriage, it failed to fool ICE and resulted in Burt having to return to Scotland for some reason. The reason we'd have no divorce on record, and possibly still have association between them, might be continuing a cover story so Coffin doesn't get nicked for immigration fraud. Again, pure speculation.
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Or she returned/stayed in a non-English speaking country. Might explain why she covers her mouth in the talking video - she doesn't speak English so she's dubbed over.
 
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There was a pic of a girl with braces earlier in this thread. Does anybody know who that is? I missed that part of the story.
 
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Best sock puppet post ever! 10 out of ten!
 
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Sorry this thought is a little late since I had class, but someone earlier in the thread said the "proof" she was real was that her tumblr account/facebook family is older than their relationship and her surfacing as Peter's wife. Going the whole "she is a doll!" route which I am not entirely convinced, what if Peter made up her persona and used the tumblr/facebook as "her" outlet as his wifu?

If she's a realdoll, I believe someone said she's probably a custom of some sort or there was a wait time. Maybe he made her up, roleplayed out his fantasy woman and once he had the money or after having to wait for her, he finally got the girl for the relationship? Plenty of people have internet only honeys for their own amusement when they're lonely. Maybe this was a two step process.

I don't know, random thoughts. It feels weird calling her a doll but I agree with others that the mystery is that something just doesn't add up.
 
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PsychicFish said:
If he invented her family, he has to have bribed/hacked the UK electoral roll to match it.
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Our calves are getting smarter and smarter by the day then.

Yeah, it was just a thought I had this morning. I'm more on the she's real in some universe, but something is also fishy team.
 
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Homely Wilson said:
The missing piece of the puzzle had always been how can a Scottish person be so attractive, but this explains that nicely.. they took a Scottish girl and replaced all her external features with those of a Real Doll.

Also explains why she's in America, since only the world's best surgeons could perform an op like that.
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I think Karen Gillan wants a word with you.

Anyway, has Peter ever said where in Scotland 'Ashleigh' comes from?
 
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CWCissey said:
I think Karen Gillan wants a word with you.

Anyway, has Peter ever said where in Scotland 'Ashleigh' comes from?
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I believe he has said Aberdeen. A few scots confirmed the accent as one from Aberdeen as well. Unless that was Scottish trolls trolling non-Scottish trolls.
 
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CWCissey said:
I think Karen Gillan wants a word with you.

Anyway, has Peter ever said where in Scotland 'Ashleigh' comes from?
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Peter hasn't directly, but the marriage certificate states a small town just outside of aberdeen, her passport (which peter posted) states aberdeen, and a search of the electoral roll results in the same small town as the marriage certificate.

So clearly she's from Glasgow.

edit to add: the passport would be her city of birth, the small town she lived in likely wouldn't have a hospital, so it would actually be aberdeen most likely.
 
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Peter hasn't directly, but the marriage certificate states a small town just outside of aberdeen, her passport (which peter posted) states aberdeen, and a search of the electoral roll results in the same small town as the marriage certificate.

So clearly she's from Glasgow.

edit to add: the passport would be her city of birth, the small town she lived in likely wouldn't have a hospital, so it would actually be aberdeen most likely.
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Right, so either she's real, or Peter has taken the identity of some poor random girl in Scotland.
 
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CWCissey said:
I think Karen Gillan wants a word with you.

Anyway, has Peter ever said where in Scotland 'Ashleigh' comes from?
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She's from Aberdeen, which I've been told is a major hub for the oil industry. Which begs the question of "if she was looking for an American to marry couldn't she have found one that wasn't poor as fuck and kinda weird?"
 
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She's from Aberdeen, which I've been told is a major hub for the oil industry. Which begs the question of "if she was looking for an American to marry couldn't she have found one that wasn't poor as fuck and kinda weird?"
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It's also home of the Brewdog brewery, famous for their Tactical Nuclear Penguin (32%) and Snake Venom (67.5%) hyperstrong beers and a fair few whiskey distilleries. So if she's real, there's the answer to your question.
 
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She's undead. It's the only theory that makes sense anymore.

Peter had a real wife. Killed her as /cow/ suggests. But she came back. Now has dead, soulless eyes and a cool body, because the undead are super sexy at least half of the time. They reconciled and are still deeply in love. They had a dead, soulless baby. Obviously the birth certificate's a fake, because giving birth in a hospital while dead would raise some eyebrows.

The end.
 
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Fredegunde said:
She's undead. It's the only theory that makes sense anymore.

Peter had a real wife. Killed her as /cow/ suggests. But she came back. Now has dead, soulless eyes and a cool body, because the undead are super sexy at least half of the time. They reconciled and are still deeply in love. They had a dead, soulless baby. Obviously the birth certificate's a fake, because giving birth in a hospital while dead would raise some eyebrows.

The end.
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isn't this basically the plot of Return of the Living Dead 3.

I mean, at least that makes the name Coffin more accurate.
 
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TM Ambrose said:
I'm gonna level. I don't think this was sent by a lawyer.
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I'm mostly disappointed that Peter's too lazy to proof read and use a service to spoof an email.

What self respecting lawman uses gmail, I mean really
 
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