Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

sootsprite said:
If you wake up with cerebrospinal fluid pouring out of your nose, then go to the fucking hospital, jesus. My favourite part about these people is how they run to the ER with every minor fever, but something indicative of a major problem like "CSF pouring out my nose" they just casually mention in passing. Maybe hoping someone comments with attention about how serious it is?
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To a munchie, CSF leaking from your nose means an exciting hospital visit for meningitis is probably in your future. Think of all the selfies!
 
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FEELING ALONE IN THIS BATTLE & I MOVED (8.5.19-8.6.19)

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She's baaaaacccckkkkkkkkk
Can anyone give the highlights? Work is not conducive to me doing that at the moment! I did give it a brief listen, and caught tail end when she is saying that she knows people think she is a Munchie but guys, she really might have EDS and she is seeing a rheumatologist tomorrow. lol. Also, I noticed her dates are wrong. Because she's dumb.
 
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iluvmylife said:
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FEELING ALONE IN THIS BATTLE & I MOVED (8.5.19-8.6.19)

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She's baaaaacccckkkkkkkkk
Can anyone give the highlights? Work is not conducive to me doing that at the moment! I did give it a brief listen, and caught tail end when she is saying that she knows people think she is a Munchie but guys, she really might have EDS and she is seeing a rheumatologist tomorrow. lol. Also, I noticed her dates are wrong. Because she's dumb.
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I got you fam

Nurse gave her a new line.
Made breakfast but not real eggs, bacon or cheese. Talks about how she made it.
Shows how seeds work and plants them in a shot glass.
Shows her dinner talking about painting her room and evil dad is getting her new carpet.
Plaster coming off her IV can't do infusion.
Paints her room (praise Allah she can do manual labor) can't wear her vog mask because it's too hot, soooo painful.
Did a shite job painting her room but is very proud and doesn't realize how awful it looks.
Next day:
Couldn't do infusion yesterday, had to do double this morning but fucked it up and couldn't do that either.
Getting carpet, evil dad will move her furniture in.
Has to wait for carpet delivery, doesn't understand what raining cats and dogs means.
Shows baby birds.
Carpet is laid. Surprise she feels fine after laying carpet and moving furniture all day but she's really sick you guys.
Crying but doesn't give a fuck about the haydurs.
Wants to start cutting again because of evil dad.
Spergs about evil dad telling her she shouldn't have dumped all her shit from her room all over the house. He doesn't understand her condishuns.
Not suicidal but has suicidal thowts.
Doesn't cut properly so not really suicidal.
Appointment with rheumatologist to get tested for EDS definitely doesn't have munchausens but if she did it would mean she is sick because it's a disease.
Thinks she has VEDS, not regular EDS. EDS is all about the flexibility but she still has it even though she's not flexible, confirmed by doctors she has no joint problems specifically arthritis and carpul tunnel.

eternal dog mongler said:
To a munchie, CSF leaking from your nose means an exciting hospital visit for meningitis is probably in your future. Think of all the selfies!
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At least if she get meningitis she'll finally have a brain disease. She's been wishing for that for so long.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
I got you fam

Nurse gave her a new line.
Made breakfast but not real eggs, bacon or cheese. Talks about how she made it.
Shows how seeds work and plants them in a shot glass.
Shows her dinner talking about painting her room and evil dad is getting her new carpet.
Plaster coming off her IV can't do infusion.
Paints her room (praise Allah she can do manual labor) can't wear her vog mask because it's too hot, soooo painful.
Did a shite job painting her room but is very proud and doesn't realize how awful it looks.
Next day:
Couldn't do infusion yesterday, had to do double this morning but fucked it up and couldn't do that either.
Getting carpet, evil dad will move her furniture in.
Has to wait for carpet delivery, doesn't understand what raining cats and dogs means.
Shows baby birds.
Carpet is laid. Surprise she feels fine after laying carpet and moving furniture all day but she's really sick you guys.
Crying but doesn't give a fuck about the haydurs.
Wants to start cutting again because of evil dad.
Spergs about evil dad telling her she shouldn't have dumped all her shit from her room all over the house. He doesn't understand her condishuns.
Not suicidal but has suicidal thowts.
Doesn't cut properly so not really suicidal.
Appointment with rheumatologist to get tested for EDS definitely doesn't have munchausens but if she did it would mean she is sick because it's a disease.
Thinks she has VEDS, not regular EDS. EDS is all about the flexibility but she still has it even though she's not flexible, confirmed by doctors she has no joint problems specifically arthritis and carpul tunnel.



At least if she get meningitis she'll finally have a brain disease. She's been wishing for that for so long.
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God damn I hope she keeps pursuing vEDS. Watching her try to explain to her doctors how a small bruise and some trained, benign hypermobility are proof she has a deadly disease will be magnificent.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
I got you fam

Nurse gave her a new line.
Made breakfast but not real eggs, bacon or cheese. Talks about how she made it.
Shows how seeds work and plants them in a shot glass.
Shows her dinner talking about painting her room and evil dad is getting her new carpet.
Plaster coming off her IV can't do infusion.
Paints her room (praise Allah she can do manual labor) can't wear her vog mask because it's too hot, soooo painful.
Did a shite job painting her room but is very proud and doesn't realize how awful it looks.
Next day:
Couldn't do infusion yesterday, had to do double this morning but fucked it up and couldn't do that either.
Getting carpet, evil dad will move her furniture in.
Has to wait for carpet delivery, doesn't understand what raining cats and dogs means.
Shows baby birds.
Carpet is laid. Surprise she feels fine after laying carpet and moving furniture all day but she's really sick you guys.
Crying but doesn't give a fuck about the haydurs.
Wants to start cutting again because of evil dad.
Spergs about evil dad telling her she shouldn't have dumped all her shit from her room all over the house. He doesn't understand her condishuns.
Not suicidal but has suicidal thowts.
Doesn't cut properly so not really suicidal.
Appointment with rheumatologist to get tested for EDS definitely doesn't have munchausens but if she did it would mean she is sick because it's a disease.
Thinks she has VEDS, not regular EDS. EDS is all about the flexibility but she still has it even though she's not flexible, confirmed by doctors she has no joint problems specifically arthritis and carpul tunnel.
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Thank ya!!

Eta: I’m going to put my social work background to use and attempt to psychoanalyze this bitch. I’ve heard her talk about not being close to her siblings and rejecting her mother’s invitation to live with her instead of Evil Dad. Coupled with fact that mom and evil dad aren’t together anymore, I’m prone to believe that their family unit was highly dysfunctional and likely abusive (meaning evil dad just may have not been the best husband and father when they were younger, but with S-J being baby of family she likely doesn’t recall that part of her childhood. And perhaps evil dad is now trying to make up for past wrong doings, and is a little more likely to put up with her nonsense. This girl (I refuse to call her a woman) needs intensive psychotherapy, not field trips to MCAS doctors, orthopedists and rheumatologists. Her mom got really ill a few years ago and I think she saw the attention it got and that triggered the munchie behavior. Just my $0.02!
 
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Kate Farms Shill said:
God damn I hope she keeps pursuing vEDS. Watching her try to explain to her doctors how a small bruise and some trained, benign hypermobility are proof she has a deadly disease will be magnificent.
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Even better vEDS has a genitic marker so she can't fake it. Besides she's in her 30s and hasn't had any ruptured major blood vessels or organs so there is almost zero percent chance she has it.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I truly appreciate those of you who transcribe SJ's videos. Her voice is annoying and she is mind numbingly stupid, I would rather transcribe 50 of Janjan's videos at once than do that again.
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I use them to help raise my blood pressure, actually. Keeps my POTS at bay. (I kid I kid)

honestly being a dani-to-human translator is far more frustrating than slogging through SJ's videos. At least SJ sometimes vlogs her doctor appointments
 
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Kate Farms Shill said:
I use them to help raise my blood pressure, actually. Keeps my POTS at bay. (I kid I kid)

honestly being a dani-to-human translator is far more frustrating than slogging through SJ's videos. At least SJ sometimes vlogs her doctor appointments
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You're right, Dani is awful. I don't know what it is but I just have an aversion to SJ. Can't explain it, her existence annoys me.
 
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Lameandgay2 has seen the posts about her and has attempted some sort of olive branch in dms but was not impressed when I didn’t play nice.

Anyone else get dms by this exceptional individual?

A run down of the messages:
Doxxed her friend to save her ass
Understands people are mad at her powerlevelling but couldn’t resist powerlevelling in that.
Apparently medical professional means health care assistant. Lul.
Admits she’s OTT
Says I jumped on her for being asthmatic but didn’t like it when i pointed out she’s been told she doesn’t have it. (I will not dignify that with a response)
Took some moral high ground when I said chasing a horticulturist profession is dumb because she said the wrong irritant could kill her. Took exception when I said actually kill yourself with plants why not.

Also think they won’t mind this but @Deadpool joined the party too.
 
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MunchOff said:
Lameandgay2 has seen the posts about her and has attempted some sort of olive branch in dms but was not impressed when I didn’t play nice.

Anyone else get dms by this exceptional individual?

A run down of the messages:
Doxxed her friend to save her ass
Understands people are mad at her powerlevelling but couldn’t resist powerlevelling in that.
Apparently medical professional means health care assistant. Lul.
Admits she’s OTT
Says I jumped on her for being asthmatic but didn’t like it when i pointed out she’s been told she doesn’t have it. (I will not dignify that with a response)
Took some moral high ground when I said chasing a horticulturist profession is dumb because she said the wrong irritant could kill her. Took exception when I said actually kill yourself with plants why not.

Also think they won’t mind this but @Deadpool joined the party too.
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Well color me jealous. None of the spergs ever defend themselves to me.
 
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eternal dog mongler said:
To a munchie, CSF leaking from your nose means an exciting hospital visit for meningitis is probably in your future. Think of all the selfies!
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She mentioned it before on her way to see a Doctor, I think it was Mayo. I guess they weren't too concerned about it then.
She did actually post again today about going to the ER, but due to extreme constipation and pain.
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Oh. And now there is a photo of the said spinal leak
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eternal dog mongler said:
That's the UK equivalent of a CNA, right?

Gotta be out there on the front lines helping old people take a shit. They're not gonna shit themselves. Except when they do. Semper fi, marine.
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Basically.
So that means she qualifies to make expert analysis in the schofield thread. Real doctors and nurses best get out the way for this one.
Also she’s a failed health care assistant and powerlevelled in her messages that she now works in a cinema. So yeah there’s that.
 
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StasisOne said:
She mentioned it before on her way to see a Doctor, I think it was Mayo. I guess they weren't too concerned about it then.
She did actually post again today about going to the ER, but due to extreme constipation and pain.
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Oh. And now there is a photo of the said spinal leak
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If Mayo aren't concerned about spinal fluid spontaneously pouring out of her nose, then I suggest that there isn't any actual evidence of spinal fluid pouring out of her nose.
 
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