DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Mike Hunt]

I low-key would love to have a thread under this sub-forum where Phil’s cucks are shown to have poor financials, beyond giving a joyless man money. I have this feeling that outside the arrogance these kids show in Phil’s chat where they think they’re hot stuff, a lot of them have real money issues. An exposé of that and their attempts to scrape together money for the gout lord might be entertaining.

 

[Surly Muppet]

He's shitting on Call of Duty tonight (as he plays it for the hundredth time) for 'being for kids' because of the skins and gadgets.
But when Modern Warfare comes out, he says it'll kill Black Ops because everyone will play Modern Warfare.
But he thinks Modern Warfare won't have anything that appeals to the kids, which is why he is so hyped for it.
So why would this audience of alleged kids leave Black Ops then, Phil? And why do you think your audience wants to see Black Ops?
And he refuses to try Rainbow Six Siege again, even though it fits his description of a good, mature, adult shooter.
Just like he pretends Samurai Showdown doesn't exist.

This has escalated into one of his most obnoxious memes in this new era where he skips a bunch of games. He continues to play things that he claims to hate, but he will run as far as possible from anything that might be what he claims he is looking for, because he has built up this holy grail criteria so hard that if he touches those games, he will have nothing to shield his ego. It's just so childish.

He also said he can't get in to Siege because he "can't play it competitively".
What does he even think "competitively" means anymore? He shits on people for being tryhards, then shits on games for not being good enough to be "competitive". Then says he the doesn't play to be competitive, then says that he won't play if he can't be competitive. None of his criticisms make any coherent sense anymore. Even less than before. This contrarian thing has just completely consumed his identity.

 

[PieceofShet]

I have a theory. Im pretty sure dsp lied about his xbox adapter. This dude needs a guide to wipe his ass. He made an instagram post when he accidently mirrored his monitor instead of googleing it in 1min. Its hard to believe that he instantly figured out whats the problem and what he has to do to fix it. Also the whole explanation of his was dodgy at best.

Why? To play sf2 again. He couldnt just say he changes his schedule and skip minecraft, people would accuse him dropping the game/would alienate papavera and put his ass on suicide watch. Also because thats just what he is. Liar. He lied about smaller things before.

 

[actually]

I have a theory. Im pretty sure dsp lied about his xbox adapter. This dude needs a guide to wipe his ass. He made an instagram post when he accidently mirrored his monitor instead of googleing it in 1min. Its hard to believe that he instantly figured out whats the problem and what he has to do to fix it. Also the whole explanation of his was dodgy at best.

Why? To play sf2 again. He couldnt just say he changes his schedule and skip minecraft, people would accuse him dropping the game/would alienate papavera and put his ass on suicide watch. Also because thats just what he is. Liar. He lied about smaller things before.

I don't own an Xbox, but does the power cord have a brick on it, like a lot of laptop power cords do? If so, that's a pretty easy diagnosis--Xbox won't turn on -> Power brick doesn't light up when plugged in -> Power adapter is busted.

If not, then I'm inclined to believe your theory. It definitely fell short of his expectations, though.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I don't own an Xbox, but does the power cord have a brick on it, like a lot of laptop power cords do? If so, that's a pretty easy diagnosis--Xbox won't turn on -> Power brick doesn't light up when plugged in -> Power adapter is busted.

If not, then I'm inclined to believe your theory. It definitely fell short of his expectations, though.

KHAMAAAN DOOD
PHIL HAS TO GET ON THE FLOOR
MOVE HIS ARMS AND LEGS
THEN FIND THE BRICK ATTACHED TO THE XBOX
WHICH MEANS GOING TO THE XBOX
AND FOLLOWING THE RIGHT CORD
AND THEN PICKING UP THE BRICK
ROTATING IT WITH HIS HANDS, HIS WRIST WILL BE SORE, OKAY?
THEN HE HAS TO MAKE A MENTAL NOTE
THEN PUT THE BRICK DOWN
CRAWL BACK TO THE COUCH
GET UP
SIT ON THE COUCH
THEN TRY TO REMEMBER IF THE BRICK HAD A LIGHT
THEN FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SAY TO HIS PAY PIGS

DONT HAVE THE TIME DOOD

 

[JamFlowMan]

I don't own an Xbox, but does the power cord have a brick on it, like a lot of laptop power cords do? If so, that's a pretty easy diagnosis--Xbox won't turn on -> Power brick doesn't light up when plugged in -> Power adapter is busted.

If not, then I'm inclined to believe your theory. It definitely fell short of his expectations, though.

Did some quick research and it does have a brick. You also can't use a 360 cord on an Xbox One. Only added that because Sony has used the same power cord since PS2 so there isn't a quick fix option outside getting a new one, but that's $30 how could Phil ever afford such a thing?

 

[actually]

but that's $30 how could Phil ever afford such a thing?

Begged extra hard last night after talking about how he "only" got $37 in tips on 1st stream.

 

[PieceofShet]

I don't own an Xbox, but does the power cord have a brick on it, like a lot of laptop power cords do? If so, that's a pretty easy diagnosis--Xbox won't turn on -> Power brick doesn't light up when plugged in -> Power adapter is busted.

If not, then I'm inclined to believe your theory. It definitely fell short of his expectations, though.

Yea but you used normal human logic.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He's shitting on Call of Duty tonight (as he plays it for the hundredth time) for 'being for kids' because of the skins and gadgets.
But when Modern Warfare comes out, he says it'll kill Black Ops because everyone will play Modern Warfare.
But he thinks Modern Warfare won't have anything that appeals to the kids, which is why he is so hyped for it.
So why would this audience of alleged kids leave Black Ops then, Phil? And why do you think your audience wants to see Black Ops?
And he refuses to try Rainbow Six Siege again, even though it fits his description of a good, mature, adult shooter.
Just like he pretends Samurai Showdown doesn't exist.

This has escalated into one of his most obnoxious memes in this new era where he skips a bunch of games. He continues to play things that he claims to hate, but he will run as far as possible from anything that might be what he claims he is looking for, because he has built up this holy grail criteria so hard that if he touches those games, he will have nothing to shield his ego. It's just so childish.

He also said he can't get in to Siege because he "can't play it competitively".
What does he even think "competitively" means anymore? He shits on people for being tryhards, then shits on games for not being good enough to be "competitive". Then says he the doesn't play to be competitive, then says that he won't play if he can't be competitive. None of his criticisms make any coherent sense anymore. Even less than before. This contrarian thing has just completely consumed his identity.

See this is exactly his issue. He never branches out to something that would fit him based on his description, even if it's a new release like SamSho. Then he plays something like Stranger Things 3 and wonders why no one wants to watch that shit.

So his current lineup of games he's going to milk play as back up is always going to be: Some fucking CoD shooter game/BR, some slow boring CHILL games like Dragonquest Builders 2 and minecraft, then whatever is a AAA release that other people would want to see. Which is really stupid because if people are hyped about a new release, they are most likely playing it too and won't watch you.

So say he does play a game he might be interested in for those day 1 views, he will play it for a bit and pretend to like it or he will hate it and put it on a week long backburner because he bases his scheduled game time on how much it's generating shekels

 

[Surly Muppet]

Why? To play sf2 again. He couldnt just say he changes his schedule and skip minecraft, people would accuse him dropping the game/would alienate papavera and put his ass on suicide watch. Also because thats just what he is. Liar. He lied about smaller things before.

I was also pondering this as a last minute move to try and cash in on EVO and bait that guy who dropped all the money last time. Plus maybe $30 for the "power brick".
Too many things add up there.

He commented on his stream tonight that he didn't have the door open for a Jasper visit because Kat was home. So she can't close the door to her "office"? He can't have it open a crack and just not scream and crunch bottles? Sounds like she doesn't want to hear his tard screeching at all. Hope his fans are happy, because the only noise louder than Jasper's bell collar is the constant cracking of a whip.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Begged extra hard last night after talking about how he "only" got $37 in tips on 1st stream.

Maybe after all these years he forgot his viewers don't get paid everyday like he does. I know it's just greed for Phil and ignorance from his fans. How many times has he hyped up these marathons telling his fans "we" just have to make it through this and thing will be good just for nothing to change? People still fall for it on both fan and detractor sides. If it ain't broke...

 

[Pargon]

Maybe after all these years he forgot his viewers don't get paid everyday like he does. I know it's just greed for Phil and ignorance from his fans. How many times has he hyped up these marathons telling his fans "we" just have to make it through this and thing will be good just for nothing to change? People still fall for it on both fan and detractor sides. If it ain't broke...

Agreed. It's been years since any sort of permanent change forced Phil to adapt his strategy. I'm pretty sure being dropped by Machinima was the latest event, and I'm not going to count things like YouTube changing its algorithm because we all know Phil isn't ever going to do a goddamn thing on that side of his business. For more than three years he's gotten by purely on deceit and begging to varying degrees of intensity. He's never experienced a true, long-term drought, as there's always a whale waiting in the background or a deal he can make with his parents to get the cash he wants.

The only things at this point that will cause Phil to change anything about his methods are being dropped by Twitch (which will just see a quick jump to Mixer, though the short-term salt will be pretty great), YouTube demonitizing his entire channel or a months-long, concentrated walkout by his supporters with no Saudi prince or newly-rich widower to pick up the slack.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Btw he said he already used the 2k cat money for bills that is why is back to beggin'

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

which will just see a quick jump to Mixer, though the short-term salt will be pretty great

Turn that short term salt into massive salt.
All his main nicknames on Mixer are taken, most variations aswell. His main nickname darksydephil is a channel that hosts Ninja restreams. He will lose his shit, and Microsoft wont partner him or give a damn, he doesn't own the name.
Imagine he calls himself something new and all you need to do is go to his stream and say he looks like the guy that jacked it on stream, ask him if he's new to streaming, or something innocent like that and he will flip his shit. By the rules Microsoft is setting I doubt Phil would last on Mixer.

That's the long game I'm very much looking forward to.

 

[A Money Creature]

honestly the paypig tales are funnier than phil himself at this point

Let's be real, the most persuasive argument (in my book) would be that emerald_seven never participated in chat prior to showering Phil with subs.
People like Papavera, PlanetJeff or even Derichloveslemur are some exceptional individuals, and constantly feel the need to ask irrelevant questions or share weird stuff with Phil that no one asked for. They've got some sort of urge to express themselves in some way - one of them submits essays with his bits, the other throws stacks of money at Phil, and lastly.. Derich who begs for subs so he can keep his streak going.
It's definitely convenient to go down the rabbit hole and assess this situation based on his general audience, but I always had a hunch there was some family member/paypig involved in all this.

 

[Noob-Noob]

He commented on his stream tonight that he didn't have the door open for a Jasper visit because Kat was home. So she can't close the door to her "office"? He can't have it open a crack and just not scream and crunch bottles? Sounds like she doesn't want to hear his tard screeching at all. Hope his fans are happy, because the only noise louder than Jasper's bell collar is the constant cracking of a whip.

Tevin made the great point in his latest video, that Jasper is not Phil's cat. Jasper is Katherine's cat. Most likely bought so that she can have companionship with something else, (ANYTHING ELSE) in that home.

Cause Kat get's what Kat wants.

 

[PieceofShet]

Tevin made the great point in his latest video, that Jasper is not Phil's cat. Jasper is Katherine's cat. Most likely bought so that she can have companionship with something else, (ANYTHING ELSE) in that home.

Cause Kat get's what Kat wants.

I still need proof that she still lives there.

#whereisKhet

 

[actually]

Btw he said he already used the 2k cat money for bills that is why is back to beggin'

I know I shouldn't be at this point, but I was legitimately amazed by the fact that he was back to begging literally the day he returned to streaming. It's just incredible.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Tevin made the great point in his latest video, that Jasper is not Phil's cat. Jasper is Katherine's cat. Most likely bought so that she can have companionship with something else, (ANYTHING ELSE) in that home.

Cause Kat get's what Kat wants.

Yeah I'd give it a week at this point before he just dumps all responsibilities back onto Kat to take care of it. He's just simply using the cat at this point for some weird PR stunt with all the animal abuse crap going on with content creators.

edit: Relevant webcomic.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Roses are red,
Phil's wife's boyfriend is black.
Ack ack ack!