WHATS IN MY PURSE AUGUST 2019 8/8/19

[Koresh]

If this is any indicator of the quality of the remaining 49 videos, then we've truly transcended into a nightmarish timeline. It's like some performance art bullshit where the punchline is consumerism and how the internet has degraded standards of entertainment, but it's not. It's just Amber and she's doing this completely unironically. It's not even hard to come up with 100 interesting ideas for vlogs!

 

[Daintygorllayg]

I was expecting chicken bones, dove chocolate bar wrappers, and dust.

 

[Zoboomafoo]

I was about to bash her for not pulling out the cash for a week to buy the $3,000 purse she wanted, but then I realized, there is probably no LV store in Bumfuck, KY. And, there's no way she could stand the car to get to a store. Guess the cheap knock off purse matches her well.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

"OH MY GOD, I sound SO sponsored right now, you guise!"
Gorl, please.

 

[Loves to Huff]

this woman's hands have gotten to the point of no return... how do you not go to the doctor for those

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Jesus Christ she is so fucking red, she looks like she is going to explode.

 

[ciggy]

this woman's hands have gotten to the point of no return... how do you not go to the doctor for those

You know it's time to lose weight when your hands jiggle.

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

"OH MY GOD, I sound SO sponsored right now, you guise!"
Gorl, please.

The only sponsors she could get are for funeral homes.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Good Lord she's massive - cottage-cheese arms and she's actually got a hidden choker situation going on there y'all





I don't ever take painkillers but when I do it's these type situations...



After relegating the pink weights to the 'window seal' our Albert has another go with these microscopic ones!



Duh stooopid me, course they aren't weights they are (allegedly) her mood stabilisers guiiize!

This absolute warthog boggles my mind - she pretends to wonder why people don't believe her, then proceeds to hide them in the beetus claws!
Why Amber why? If they are real, why hide them?
Surely you can hold them so any personal details are obscured?
I've mentioned before I'm not American but I'm puzzling over the packaging - is it normal? Never ever seen meds in bottles like that?

 

[Owlflaps]

She doesn’t need a purse when she makes her Thumb Butler carry things for her. I imagine Necky uses her neckfolds to store all the orange chicken to feed AL when she demands it.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

I was about to bash her for not pulling out the cash for a week to buy the $3,000 purse she wanted, but then I realized, there is probably no LV store in Bumfuck, KY. And, there's no way she could stand the car to get to a store. Guess the cheap knock off purse matches her well.

The closest from what I found is in Cincinnati. Can you imagine ALR and Neckster rolling in on a scootypuff to purchase a designer bag? What I wouldn’t GIVE

 

[Fupacabra]

This is how I feel about this video:

(and all her other videos)

 

[gorl on a mission]

whoops haha you gaiyz accidentally just opened my purse on camera and showed you the wads of money in there haha silly me what an oopsie i hate to flex hehe oops

 

[Zoboomafoo]

The closest from what I found is in Cincinnati. Can you imagine ALR and Neckster rolling in on a scootypuff to purchase a designer bag? What I wouldn’t GIVE

Can you imagine how she'd behave in the store? Touching every single item? They'd kick her out in record time.

 

[raritycunt]

SHE'S A PURSAHOLIC YA'ALL

of course she has to flash her mukbong cashView attachment 881035

“Oh my god there’s hundreds there I HATE flexing”

Bitch the only flexing you DO is when you brag about your money shut up

 

[liliput]

Imagine her porcine ball of flesh wobbling into a Louis Vuitton store, whereupon she grovels to herself about them not having scootypuffs. The employees recoil in horror as her sweaty flesh tubes soil thousand-dollar purses and apparel. The musty aura surrounding Amber pervades the once perfumed boutique, leaving no nose unscathed. “BECKAYYY” Amber shouts, beckoning a slightly smaller greasy flesh ball, which trods unenthusiastically into the store, stained Sublime tshirt contrasting against the haute couture. Simply impeccable.

 

[Calling]

Pardon my naivety, but banker Kiwis, is there a reason why her bank would deny her access to her own money? Does she just not have an account and it's a lah?

 

[Dutch Courage]

omfg is she really showing her cash.
How tasteless can you be.

I am just happy that I get to check off another of my 2019 predictions... I was striking out so far, but got two in one week now. 8 more to go...

 

[Empress of Lucite]

What a complete and utter hog of death. From the look of those hands a double amputation is absolutely in her future if she doesn't start managing her insulin levels immediately. Becky better start practicing spoon feeding her sugar mama!

Fuck, the Monticello thrift stores are gonna hit the motherlode when she finally croaks. La'Festin bags for all y'all!

 

[XenomorphThot]

Does she show the labels of those "mood stabilizers"? Or does she cling on for dear life, god forbid anyone finds out the truth of what she's taking? I can't watch right now.

 

[ADHD]

Surely you can hold them so any personal details are obscured?

It's not even like there would be any details that aren't already documented here.

Pardon my naivety, but banker Kiwis, is there a reason why her bank would deny her access to her own money? Does she just not have an account and it's a lah?

It's for protection from fraudulent purchases and generally speaking it's a good thing. It's not hard to call the bank and tell them you plan to make a purchase for $X and need the limit temporarily raised to that amount so the purchase will clear.