DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SowonNation]

It's kind of cool to see some of Phil's longtime supporters breaking from pignosis and realizing how much of a scumbag he really is.

hint hint: the thread containing these posts was deleted shortly after LiteWordzz dumped this poetry slam on Phil's ass.

shoutout to @XxButta on Twitter for archiving these.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP always has this weird fascination with trying to 100% certain games. At the beginning of the year he was trying to 100% Assassin's Creed by doing every single cultist mission. But at the same time, DSP "has a schedule to keep", so he tries to 100% games while not adding any extra days or even hours to his schedule.

DSP is not only a slave to his gameplay schedule, but his daily schedule. He won't just go to the bathroom if he has to go, but he'll wait until his scheduled break and be upset the whole time that he can't go to the bathroom. If it's 15 minutes to break and he just completes a major mission, he won't just go on break 15 minutes early but he'll kill time until his break starts. Just the other day in Madden, he literally stopped the game at the beginning of the fourth quarter because it was break time.

DSP is a slave to a schedule he doesn't need to keep because he thinks it makes him a real adult with a grown up job. Even though most people working office jobs can go to the bathoom any time they want to.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

It's kind of cool to see some of Phil's longtime supporters breaking from pignosis and realizing how much of a scumbag he really is.

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hint hint: the thread containing these posts was deleted shortly after LiteWordzz dumped this poetry slam on Phil's ass.

shoutout to @XxButta on Twitter for archiving these.

Those are probably the most well written posts I've come across. Perfectly sums up my frustrations at least.

By the way Phil lost his hat in Mario64 by the vultures on the desert level, and is desperately asking chat for help. Now he's on a pyramid puzzle desperately reading chat on what to do. Every few steps he's leaning in manually reading.

Twitch chat was a mistake.

Edit: Got the star to activate, proclaimed "I DID IT", fell down the pyramid, then went up and got it. Never thanked his chat for helping him at every, fucking, step.

Edit2: By the way, since kekon got in the chat, Phil's attitude did a 180.

 

[Salubrious]

Those are probably the most well written posts I've come across. Perfectly sums up my frustrations at least.

By the way Phil lost his hat in Mario64 by the vultures on the desert level, and is desperately asking chat for help. Now he's on a pyramid puzzle desperately reading chat on what to do. Every few steps he's leaning in manually reading.

Twitch chat was a mistake.

Edit: Got the star to activate, proclaimed "I DID IT", fell down the pyramid, then went up and got it. Never thanked his chat for helping him at every, fucking, step.

He did the same thing in Minecraft. He was, not begging, DEMANDING chat tell him how to recover items from the nether. Then I think at some point he called them fucking idiots and told chat that it wouldn't work. Then, when it actually worked, he slid into the first person singular "I DID IT!" No gratefulness to his chat.

A similar type of item, DSP was given a Mario level by Kekon (I think), and when DSP replaced a zero with an oh character (which everyone does), his immediate response was "Kekon fucked up!" before he corrected his own mistake. No apology there either; but it was an immediate reflex that the OTHER person fucked up, not himself.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

accessibility? - next he'll be a disability champion,ie,helping spergs, tards and saddo speds donate their tard $$$

Considering his fixation with having the privilege of special point of contact advisors (standard 9-5'ers) on youtube
I wouldn't be surprised if he already made it a point when he went crawling back to twitch to inform his handlers over there that he's disabled or has special needs (he especially needs that money) and for that reason they keep off his back and can't lynch him because that would be discrimination, dood!

I've spoken to some outsiders whose initial impressions of Phil without knowing anything about him coalesced in wondering whether or not he was in fact diagnosed as mentally ill. Some of his antics certainly appear to exhibit some form of mental illness. Don't forget his depression either.. which he's often fell back on to excuse his behavior just about any time he's gotten himself into hot water on social media. Then there's the bad back and a variety of high anxiety social tics.. the same ones that he can turn off when it suits him and more importantly his bottom line.

The reality of course is more likely to be that Twitch get way too many reports about him to care on top of being a bunch of scummy lax fuckers who do as they please.. but I wouldn't put it past DSP to self-diagnose himself (doctors are too expensive he's gotta pay dem bills) as mentally/physically irregular to effectively end up on the Twitch Welfare Program.

 

[JamFlowMan]

DSP always has this weird fascination with trying to 100% certain games. At the beginning of the year he was trying to 100% Assassin's Creed by doing every single cultist mission. But at the same time, DSP "has a schedule to keep", so he tries to 100% games while not adding any extra days or even hours to his schedule.

DSP is not only a slave to his gameplay schedule, but his daily schedule. He won't just go to the bathroom if he has to go, but he'll wait until his scheduled break and be upset the whole time that he can't go to the bathroom. If it's 15 minutes to break and he just completes a major mission, he won't just go on break 15 minutes early but he'll kill time until his break starts. Just the other day in Madden, he literally stopped the game at the beginning of the fourth quarter because it was break time.

DSP is a slave to a schedule he doesn't need to keep because he thinks it makes him a real adult with a grown up job. Even though most people working office jobs can go to the bathoom any time they want to.

It's one of his stranger quirks. He'll brag about being self employed and all the perks that come with it while simultaneously act like he has a boss above him forcing him to follow this strict schedule that he actually has total control over.

 

[Pargon]

I've spoken to some outsiders whose initial impressions of Phil without knowing anything about him coalesced in wondering whether or not he was in fact diagnosed as mentally ill. Some of his antics certainly appear to exhibit some form of mental illness. Don't forget his depression either.. which he's often fell back on to excuse his behavior just about any time he's gotten himself into hot water on social media. Then there's the bad back and a variety of high anxiety social tics.. the same ones that he can turn off when it suits him and more importantly his bottom line.

The reality of course is more likely to be that Twitch get way too many reports about him to care on top of being a bunch of scummy lax fuckers who do as they please.. but I wouldn't put it past DSP to self-diagnose himself (doctors are too expensive he's gotta pay dem bills) as mentally/physically irregular to effectively end up on the Twitch Welfare Program.

It's funny you should mention this because I've always thought that Phil is actually almost a half-step down from your average Tumblr malingerer with a GoFundMe and a kofi account, being that their hustle actually involves typing out posts and drumming up false claims via half-assed research. Phil won't even go that far; all his begging is done simultaneously alongside what he'd be doing all day anyway, he won't come up with any corroborating lies to support his panhandling and if you ask it's just fuck you, pay me *burp*. A real grift takes a certain amount of crafting and forethought but Phil's just too busy for that.

He also knows unlike many e-beggars that he's got something of a dedicated, captive audience. He doesn't need to stretch himself or go any extra distance when eventually one of his pigs will dry his tears and kiss his cheek and slip him $200 for doing jack-fucking-shit.

It's almost amazing how lazy he is and how sick the parasitic relationship he has with his fans really is. Unless you've got a humiliation fetish I can't begin to understand what one would get out of being a longtime contributor to Phil, because the attention you do get doesn't even stay positive consistently. Eventually, inevitably, it always turns to fuck off, morahn.

 

[Freshtodeath]

DSP has always been autistic about his schedule. He wants to pretend he has a real job i guess but he wears pajamas all day and no shoes or socks lol. It must be so awkward when kat gets home from work and he's wearing pajamas.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil was just talking about his history with Mario 64, he said his parents bought it for him as a present but he found it in the trunk of the car so they gave it to him early. Then he pauses the game because he had a relevation: THEY LEARNED FROM THE WOLVERINE TOY INCIDENT. They knew the N64 was going to be hard to come by at Christmas so they bought it early for him, dood!

 

[Surly Muppet]

It must be so exciting to have a genius child like Phil to teach you vital life skills.

But they didn't learn enough after the Wolverine toy. They should have followed his example, taken more risks, got out of the CT ghetto, like he did. This is why his mom's suggestion that he get a real job need not be heeded, she's just a dumb bitch who doesn't see the lessons Phil is still laying down for her to this day.

Their penance for all this must be paying him thousands of dollars to cover his taxes. Which are so high because of his extra brainpower.

Sidenote: I like his attempts to turn this Wolverine story into a meme in order to smokescreen the fact that this story makes him look like an ungrateful, mewling bitch of a parasite in his mid 30's.

 

[Salubrious]

Sidenote: I like his attempts to turn this Wolverine story into a meme in order to smokescreen the fact that this story makes him look like an ungrateful, mewling bitch of a parasite in his mid 30's.

The thing about his wedding debunk stream that always amuses me is that DSP was so desparate to prove to everyone that he didn't spend any money because he was broke that instead he came across as a late-30s man that took $6K-$10K from his dying parents instead because DSP doesn't have his life in order.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Phil was just talking about his history with Mario 64, he said his parents bought it for him as a present but he found it in the trunk of the car so they gave it to him early. Then he pauses the game because he had a relevation: THEY LEARNED FROM THE WOLVERINE TOY INCIDENT. They knew the N64 was going to be hard to come by at Christmas so they bought it early for him, dood!

did he really say this? tell me this is fake.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Bro. The n64 came out in September 26-29 1996.

He was 14 at the time. The little shit probably snooped in his mom's car. He probably knew they had it and begged for it because I remember getting mine for Christmas. Or he just straight up got his mom to buy it at release because he's a single child, and his mom spoiled him. Shit, she still spoils him by helping with taxes, paying for his vacation, and cat stuff.

Didn't he say he missed out on a lot of console gaming because he was so into competitive fighting games?

Can't trust the weasel on his word.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

did he really say this? tell me this is fake.

100% real. It was right before the end of the stream. I don't have a clip but I'm sure it'll be featured in a Snort video or something.

 

[Surly Muppet]

did he really say this? tell me this is fake.

It's accurate. Right down to the revelation moment where he realized he could tie it to the Wolverine toy.

Didn't he say he missed out on a lot of console gaming because he was so into competitive fighting games?

This is a good point. Phil has mentioned he didn't play a lot of the N64 classics, like Goldeneye, if I'm not mistaken. He has moved the time around about when he was 'out' of console gaming, and I think he recently said the late PSX-early PS2 era.
I feel like, if this story is true, Phil likely got an N64 and then barely touched it. Kind of like the "worthless" Wolverine toy that he eventually got after a second run.

But then who knows. Maybe the N64 helped him ride out the maelstrom of depression before he got on his cocktail of medications, and he used to play Goldeneye every Friday night with hot Latinas and his 3rd grade nun teacher that he lusted after. His history is a mess.

 

[Shambler]

the wolverine story is such a mind bender to me, why would he tell that story, there was no conceivable way to portray it as a good thing.
better people would portray a story like this as "i have the best parents, i asked for this toy and they told me no, but come Christmas i had the second run of the toy, it wasn't exactly what i asked but it shows they really cared" but phil literally painted himself in the worst light and used annoyed tones to portray segments he wanted his fans to key as "bad bad"

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

100% real. It was right before the end of the stream. I don't have a clip but I'm sure it'll be featured in a Snort video or something.

It's accurate. Right down to the revelation moment where he realized he could tie it to the Wolverine toy.

christ dsp, do you know how to filter information at all before you vomit it out? this makes him look like a petulant child that whines until mommy gives him a sticker.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Phil was just talking about his history with Mario 64, he said his parents bought it for him as a present but he found it in the trunk of the car so they gave it to him early. Then he pauses the game because he had a relevation: THEY LEARNED FROM THE WOLVERINE TOY INCIDENT. They knew the N64 was going to be hard to come by at Christmas so they bought it early for him, dood!

What the fuck...? So little crybaby Phil threw a temper tantrum after not getting the Wolverine toy and terrified his parents into giving him whatever he wants, and Phil thinks this is supposed to be a good thing? Well, he got what he wanted in the end so the means don't matter. It really speaks to what a fucking nightmare he must have been to raise and certainly explains why his parents didn't have another kid. Could you imagine if Phil had a sibling just like him? His parents would have lost their minds. Also, I bet you what really happened is that Phil just took the game out of the trunk and popped it into his N64 right away. He wouldn't have taken the chance of his parents saying that he had to wait and was daring them to take it away, because you know he would still be holding that against them to this day.

 

[Salubrious]

What the fuck...? So little crybaby Phil threw a temper tantrum after not getting the Wolverine toy and terrified his parents into giving him whatever he wants, and Phil thinks this is supposed to be a good thing? Well, he got what he wanted in the end so the means don't matter. It really speaks to what a fucking nightmare he must have been to raise and certainly explains why his parents didn't have another kid.

DSP doesn't see the world that way; society is just a serious of people that have wronged him and that's why DSP doesn't have everything that he's worked his ass off for and deserves.

The concept of his parents not getting him something being a good thing is completely foreign to him and I bet you DSP would call you an idiot for even suggesting it.

 

[ZehnBoat]

The thing about his wedding debunk stream that always amuses me is that DSP was so desparate to prove to everyone that he didn't spend any money because he was broke that instead he came across as a late-30s man that took $6K-$10K from his dying parents instead because DSP doesn't have his life in order.

99% of the time when phil lies it makes him look more pathetic

phil wants to do X
he lies and says khet made him do it (just so his ego doesn't get caught in the crossfire)
makes him look like he's pussywhipped

DOOD I HAD JASPER FOR MONTHS
but you were in dire straights for those months too, you should have given him to a house that could afford him
you literally risked starving your cat while you were begging

DOOD I WANTED THE WOLVERINE TOY AS AN INVESTMENT
so even back then, phil didn't have fun, he just wanted money