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the mystery is coming to a soft close. or perhaps a hard one that involves slamming doors.
Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife
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Homely Wilson
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All my skepticism, I retract it all.
This guy is friggen nuts.
This guy is friggen nuts.
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And hopefully some "humping out the window" and feces slinging :^)
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Kršćanin Čendlervic
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That doll is over $16,000, and that's just for the standard model. How does this dude have that much money to blow on a glorified blowup doll?
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Just as I was starting to open up to the possibility she might be real and just have a mental illness. Oh Krycek, go with your gut more often.
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THE LEGS. THE WEIRD LEGS.
BUT THEN WHO'S THE BABY? WHO'S THE ACTUAL GIRL?
WHAT THE FUCK?
MY MIND!
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LOOK AT THOSE NIPPLES GODDAMN
seriously ive never seen nips that color, or that far out. what the fuck
Homely Wilson
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I tried googling life-like baby puppets but the results were freaking me out a little too much.
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Oh god it's like some kind of horrible parasitic alien trying to claw its way into her cooch.
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Have a fake a GF once, shame on you
Have a fake GF twice....
To be fair, he's getting better each time. Maybe the third time he'll master it and everyone will finally believe he's alpha and cool. He spends so much time making fake GFs he doesn't have time for a real one. That's alpha as fuck.
Have a fake GF twice....
To be fair, he's getting better each time. Maybe the third time he'll master it and everyone will finally believe he's alpha and cool. He spends so much time making fake GFs he doesn't have time for a real one. That's alpha as fuck.
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I'm just wondering what's next on the horizon for Peter Coffin, because if he couldn't quit the internet after getting busted once he certainly isn't going to do it now. No matter what it's bound to be entertaining.
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Peter, Peter, Peter.. seems like Scoob & the Gang have solved another mystery.
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Good chance he'll try to play this off as people grasping at straws and make a few jokes. What friends &/or sockpuppets he has will say "lolurfunnypeter" and he'll die a little more inside.
Either that or he'll go into exile and return with some new persona in a year or two.
lurkermouse
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To think all this started four years ago all because Peter Coffin was being an asshole online. He was struck down, but like a phoenix from the ashes, he rose again and became the most magnificent lolcow of all.
If this is his encore, I can't imagine what will happen if he tries again.
If this is his encore, I can't imagine what will happen if he tries again.
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2015 is shaping up to be a great year. At the end of the first month we've already had more drama than sometimes takes place over months.
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I envisioned him carrying his doll around like a shop associate would handle a display mannequin, creeping the store out as he meticulously placed her for a proof-of-life shot.
So where's his kid? Is it a Baby Born? Or did he settle for the $10 Cabbage Patch Kid at Toys 'R Us?