DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[David Davidson]

So I'm not the only one that caught that right? DSP said his parents "Learned from their mistakes" when it came to buying him an N64 in comparison to his Wolverine Toy.

He doubled down on call his mother, the person who gave him over four grand to help with his 2018 Taxes, an idiot for not buying him the Wolverine toy through this logic. Now she was 'smarter' for doing it ahead of time. This guy hates the only family he has.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

So I'm not the only one that caught that right? DSP said his parents "Learned from their mistakes" when it came to buying him an N64 in comparison to his Wolverine Toy.

He doubled down on call his mother, the person who gave him over four grand to help with his 2018 Taxes, an idiot for not buying him the Wolverine toy through this logic. Now she was 'smarter' for doing it ahead of time. This guy hates the only family he has.

Kinda fucked up isn't it. And I totally can see him almost giving zero shits about his own family by throwing them under the bus just for some money.

Mrs. Burnell learned from her mistakes by not getting that Wolverine toy that she is still paying for it, to this day.

Though honestly it was probably just some bullshit he made on the spot; A half-truth. A slight jab at himself since he's riding the wolverine toy meme, but to everyone else it just makes him look like a spoiled asshole. Him doing this can have people look back at all his actions and can almost seeing it be believable.

What a shit attempt at trying to be funny.

 

[samovski]

Who here hasn't held a grudge against well meaning parents for not buying them the right toy at the right time for close to 3 decades? If this was me those bastards would be lucky I ever spoke to them again. This is truly 1 of the darkest things a growing boy can go through, clearly his mom recognizes this and pays for his taxes as a 37 year old on the promise of getting a job at nearly 50.

He deserves respect for opening up on such a traumatic event.

I bet this is his thought process when he tells this story. Sees himself a victim of something and his mom paying his taxes is righteous justice sent from god himself. At what point would a mentally healthy person let go of something like this? Maybe a few days? A week?

Not Dave. Nearly 40 and he's still genuinely upset about not getting that toy at the right time.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Who here hasn't held a grudge against well meaning parents for not buying them the right toy at the right time for close to 3 decades? If this was me those bastards would be lucky I ever spoke to them again. This is truly 1 of the darkest things a growing boy can go through, clearly his mom recognizes this and pays for his taxes as a 37 year old on the promise of getting a job at nearly 50.

He deserves respect for opening up on such a traumatic event.

I bet this is his thought process when he tells this story. Sees himself a victim of something and his mom paying his taxes is righteous justice sent from god himself. At what point would a mentally healthy person let go of something like this? Maybe a few days? A week?

Not Dave. Nearly 40 and he's still genuinely upset about not getting that toy at the right time.

wouldn't surprise me if DSP has a list of every "wrong" he had to "suffer"
and has a nightly ritual where he wishes death on "detractors" who did him wrong

 

[Salubrious]

Who here hasn't held a grudge against well meaning parents for not buying them the right toy at the right time for close to 3 decades? If this was me those bastards would be lucky I ever spoke to them again. This is truly 1 of the darkest things a growing boy can go through, clearly his mom recognizes this and pays for his taxes as a 37 year old on the promise of getting a job at nearly 50.

He deserves respect for opening up on such a traumatic event.

My parents promised to take me to Disney World but then reniged because they had to spend that money on a car.

I haven't spoken to them since. Completely justified. Even if they gave me $5K now, they still wouldn't make up for the childhood trauma.

 

[Pargon]

My parents promised to take me to Disney World but then reniged because they had to spend that money on a car.

I haven't spoken to them since. Completely justified. Even if they gave me $5K now, they still wouldn't make up for the childhood trauma.

Liar. You stole that story from Yonah Bex Gerber! I'm onto you.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just said it's up to Jasper if he comes in tonight, but the door is open.
In a "rare" twist, Phil had some relaxation time and was watching wrestling with Jasper, and then he told Jasper that he was going upstairs to stream, so Jasper knows where he is if he wants to join, but Jasper put his head down and went back to sleep.

He keeps doing this thing where he talks, with apparent seriousness, that the cat understands what he is saying. Does he understand he is a cat? Does he talk like this off camera or is this just for the stream? Is this autism?

Jasper just came in as I was writing this. He's trying to get the cat to look at the camera. Jasper might jump scare the stream again tonight. Jasper doesn't understand the headphones. Jasper will get used to Phil streaming. This is autism.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[actually]

Did he already drop the sub goal?

 

[Surly Muppet]

Did he already drop the sub goal?

Oh interesting catch... it appears he has dropped it to 600.
I was half-listening, but I'm pretty sure he didn't say anything about dropping it in the prestream.

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

Who here hasn't held a grudge against well meaning parents for not buying them the right toy at the right time for close to 3 decades? If this was me those bastards would be lucky I ever spoke to them again. This is truly 1 of the darkest things a growing boy can go through, clearly his mom recognizes this and pays for his taxes as a 37 year old on the promise of getting a job at nearly 50.

He deserves respect for opening up on such a traumatic event.

I bet this is his thought process when he tells this story. Sees himself a victim of something and his mom paying his taxes is righteous justice sent from god himself. At what point would a mentally healthy person let go of something like this? Maybe a few days? A week?

Not Dave. Nearly 40 and he's still genuinely upset about not getting that toy at the right time.

Reading your post makes me wonder if she gave him the tax money and told him to get a job as soon as he got back home but him realizing they don’t watch his streams, told his paypigs she said 10 years instead just to extend the begging wave.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Per our discussion earlier about Phil's hostile streaming choices, he is currently killing it in the Judgement batting cage mini-game. And has been for about 20 minutes.
Dating side missions are for no-lifers though.

EDIT: Phil just refused to comment on Twitch's double standard for some streamers, saying that he doesn't watch other streamers and doesn't comment on them.
After being questioned about commenting on Dr.Disrespect, he's explaining that he commented on Dr.Disrespect because he made all streamers look bad, and Twitch had a double standard for him, even though it looked bad on the whole platform.
Phil. That's a DIRECT fucking contradiction to what you JUST said. Do you LISTEN to yourself.

To say nothing of the fact that he still has those animal abuse tweets up from earlier.
This fucking guy.

EDIT: He has been playing the batting cage mini game for half the stream now.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil just said it's up to Jasper if he comes in tonight, but the door is open.
In a "rare" twist, Phil had some relaxation time and was watching wrestling with Jasper, and then he told Jasper that he was going upstairs to stream, so Jasper knows where he is if he wants to join, but Jasper put his head down and went back to sleep.

He keeps doing this thing where he talks, with apparent seriousness, that the cat understands what he is saying. Does he understand he is a cat? Does he talk like this off camera or is this just for the stream? Is this autism?

Jasper just came in as I was writing this. He's trying to get the cat to look at the camera. Jasper might jump scare the stream again tonight. Jasper doesn't understand the headphones. Jasper will get used to Phil streaming. This is autism.

By the end of the week nobody will ever want to hear about this cat again. He kept a secret but now that it's out he has to go overboard and shove it in his viewers face. Exactly like the other Kat except Jasper is innocent and didn't volunteer to help with scams.

 

[Surly Muppet]

One hour of batting cages. He took more effort to learn the batting mechanics in Judgement then he did with MLB.

Then Swagginz gives him directions on where to go next. Phil says "okay". Neither of them learn, they are the real soulmates.

Also "Jasper finds things around the house that we didn't even know existed. That's what cats are good for - finding stuff."
I don't know what the fuck that means.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Exactly like the other Kat except Jasper is innocent and didn't volunteer to help with scams.

That's what jasper wants you to think. Little do you know this is a silent hill situation where jasper hides in his secret control room, operating dsp to squeeze every last penny he can to buy copious amounts of catnip.

 

[JamFlowMan]

That's what jasper wants you to think. Little do you know this is a silent hill situation where jasper hides in his secret control room, operating dsp to squeeze every last penny he can to buy copious amounts of catnip.

You know at this point if that's how the Phil saga would come to a close...sure I'd go with it.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Also "Jasper finds things around the house that we didn't even know existed. That's what cats are good for - finding stuff."

What the fuck indeed. This moron doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about and this is straight up bullshit.

Get the cat off the pedestal already you fucking weirdo. It's not something like a ferret where they collect shit. How exactly does that work?

Does Jasper go "Phil, look, treasure!"

I guess instead of helping Phil use you to exploit money out of kids, he found a way for you to find him random shit around the house.

I'm starting to get tired of his cat talk. I guess that's the only thing he can talk about since he doesn't do much with his life.

 

[Pargon]

That's what jasper wants you to think. Little do you know this is a silent hill situation where jasper hides in his secret control room, operating dsp to squeeze every last penny he can to buy copious amounts of catnip.

So, this, but with meows.

I think Phil has no earthly idea how cats actually behave and he's just pulling things out of his ass that he sort of generally knows some animals do at some point, sometimes.

Unless he means that Jasper is doing a bang-up job catching all the bugs and other pests skittering around Fort Gout, feeding on all the fast food droppings and dead skin flakes that I'm sure cake every flat surface. Just because you don't deign to acknowledge their existence doesn't mean they aren't visible and that they don't exist, Phil.

 

[Wing Zero]

I'm starting to get tired of his cat talk. I guess that's the only thing he can talk about since he doesn't do much with his life.

Don't worry - once Phil realizes that the cat isn't going to be the massive money maker he's banking on we'll see it just as often as we do the other Kat.

 

[harbinger]

Also "Jasper finds things around the house that we didn't even know existed. That's what cats are good for - finding stuff."

I suspect compared to Phil this is true. It’s been nearly 10 years and Phil still hasn’t found a job. Does this mean it was Jasper that found the attic in the Wakahndo? Is there a chance Jasper could find Phil’s dignity? Kat’s self-respect?