Megathread 8-9-19: Yaniv visits the farms. - Death threats, tampons and porn, oh my!

[KweenKarlotta]

Johnny if you're reading this thanks for being the reason I joined the farms. Now go choke on a tampon.

 

[Girlycard]

I wonder how many times Jonnyboy can shoot himself in the foot in one week. The ride never ends!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

inb4 "my email was hacked by online trollz"

"Damn you gamergate nazis, how much genderfluid blood must you need?!"

 

[Fliddaroonie]

I can't quite believe it's actually them, buuuut if it is--Yaniv, you're a vile, predatory waste of oxygen.

You forgot lying. "I CAN'T WALK!!! I HABZ ME A BRAIN CHOOMAH!!!! I AMM A LAAAYYYDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!11!"

 

[PonelessBizza]

Johnny in a nutshell

 

[Amya Spedonym]

Astro nerds might wonder where to locate Yaniv on the 'main sequence' of Cows - his growth and intensity suggests a short but brilliant lifespan.

Indeed, I'm worried that if Jon doesn't pace himself, he'll flame out before too long.

Now that we know you're reading this, take some "Me Time", Jon. Unwind for a bit. I'd hate for my entertainment to get cut off abruptly when you implode.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

i think he gets off on being taken seriously. but here, where he gets the most attention, he's not taken seriously. bzzzzt.

 

[Figger Nucker]

Thanks for encouraging me to make an account, Johnny boy. I look forward to your arrest or suicide.

 

[Spedestrian]

Smells Like Teen Menses

You must be thinking of a different song. That one is clearly Yanivana's "Smells Like Troon Spirit":

Yanivana - Smells Like Troon Spirit

Charge your stunguns, bring your friends
It's fun to scoot and to pretend
That I'm a girl and not a turd
Who cries that "he's" a dirty word

My sack, my sack, my sack, needs wax
My sack, my sack, my sack, needs wax
My sack, my sack, my sack, needs wax
My sack, my sack, my sack

Whip your strings out, I'm not dangerous
Little girls need, tampon trainers
I'm not stupid, I'm courageous
Litigatious, not vexatious
Damn mulattos, damn the gynos, fuck Sikh people, need cheese pizza
Yeah, hey

I'm worst at what I do best
Trying to touch a preteen's breast
A little grope is all I need
I never wrote that, wasn't me

My sack, my sack, my sack, needs wax
My sack, my sack, my sack, needs wax
My sack, my sack, my sack, needs wax
My sack, my sack, my sack

Whip your strings out, I'm not dangerous
Little girls need, tampon trainers
I'm not stupid, I'm courageous
Litigatious, not vexatious
Damn mulattos, damn the gynos, fuck Sikh people, need cheese pizza
Yeah, hey

And I forget just why I chase
Young girls, I guess it makes me smile
My dick is hard, it's hard to find
My genitals are undefined

My sack, my sack, my sack, needs wax
My sack, my sack, my sack, needs wax
My sack, my sack, my sack, needs wax
My sack, my sack, my sack

Whip your strings out, I'm not dangerous
Little girls need, tampon trainers
I'm not stupid, I'm courageous
Litigatious, not vexatious
Damn mulattos, damn the gynos, fuck Sikh people, need cheese pizza
A tribunal, a tribunal, a tribunal, a tribunal, a tribunal
A tribunal, a tribunal, a tribunal, a tribunal

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

What I would give for a well hidden live stream camera outside that complex.

 

[Collections Agent]

I imagine he's so quiet right now because he probably didn't even know IP addresses existed, so he thought if he made an account that wasn't his name he could derail his thread completely.

He dosent know how airtight the proof Null has is (it's pretty bad, Jessica) so he's pondering whether or not to prematurely say trolls stole his email, registered for Kiwifarms, and started going bonkers to make him look bad.

Edit: Jessica, if you are reading this, I would like to do you the kindness of offering the advice to quit doing stuff like this before things get worse. The more of this stuff you do and deny, the more you discredit yourself.

 

[farts_meller]

I think the farms being down for those hours was actually an omen of good luck

Bet it brought in people intrigued as to what might not be "allowed" on normieweb. Bans and related tend to find new viewers. Same with stormer and 8ch. Deplatforming tends to Broaden readership. The 8ch even got people to install zeronet. More inconvenient than tor, and tor is pretty inconvenient.

 

[Girlycard]

I imagine he's so quiet right now because he probably didn't even know IP addresses existed, so he thought if he made an account that wasn't his name he could derail his thread completely.

I believe the mods mentioned they've got his privileges locked down. I don't think they've let him loose yet. That could also be why our dear pedo clown is quiet.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

This was such a beautiful surprise to wake up to.

He should at least have privs to post on his own profile page, right?

 

[MG 620]

" Last seen 9 minutes ago · Engaged in conversation"

 

[Punitive Castration]

Jonathan, you fat slunt:

I hope you don't go down from this. I hope you don't kill yourself. I hope you exist for the rest of your life, so I can always point to you as an example whenever people try to deplatform me for transphobia. It's already worked a half dozen times, and converted plenty of folks into TERFS, and I anticipate that, with your continued campaigning, it's going to be a staple argument that lasts until the TRA movement is dead.

Keep up the good work.

 

[Collections Agent]

Man I'm just at the point now where I hope he gets the help he needs. Y'all are laughing at this (as you should be tbh) but to me all this does is confirm that he's clearly got severe mental issues and that his family and Canada have absolutely failed him by feeding his delusions that if he dosent get his way it's everyone's fault but his own.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

This was such a beautiful surprise to wake up to.

I know, right!? Man, after the court debacle and his arrest, the last thing I thought we would see was him, here, actually shitposting like the tardest tard in the corral. So nonsensical, so stupid and sad. His posts have it all: Hate, resentment, death threats, intoxication, random bullshit... and everything sparkled by his long history of fucking up and being a creep to everyone.

Gotta say, I wasn't a believer when his thread came up, my highest hype was when I drew that stupid profile with the tampon but now... now I'm a Yaniver. Now I know he will win Lolcow of the year by a landslide!

but to me all this does is confirm that he's clearly got severe mental issues

That was pretty much clear by post one in his thread. Now it's sad because he's losing his shit but what about his victims? The kids, the business owners? The money spent in public services just to promote this guy? No. I have no pity for this type of wacko.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Jonathan, you fat slunt:

I hope you don't go down from this. I hope you don't kill yourself. I hope you exist for the rest of your life, so I can always point to you as an example whenever people try to deplatform me for transphobia. It's already worked a half dozen times, and converted plenty of folks into TERFS, and I anticipate that, with your continued campaigning, it's going to be a staple argument that lasts until the TRA movement is dead.

Keep up the good work.

He’s done more damage to TRA movement than any other individual in the world, even more than Chris Chan.

 

[Ruin]

I like how his response would be considered exceptionally violent and aggressive even for a man but he's a dainty womanx.