I think we're all overlooking the real DNC plan.
It's the big debate. No, the really real one this time. They're going to have all thirty candidates on stage at once. They all file out, and solemnly swear that Trump is racist and must die, amen.
Then, the lights fall. A spotlight snaps on. Hillary Clinton walks on stage, the applause thundering from the speakers all around. The other candidates and the debate moderators prostrate themselves before her, chanting that the emails are a lie.
It's her turn.