Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Wait guys. I'm new to this, but are we ABSOLUTELY sure this guy isn't some sort of really well-planned troll. Is there any chance that he's just being this fucked up on purpose? Please. This can't be real.

Nick's history is well known. Unfortunately he is no troll. He is the real, poop smearing deal.

For a fuller account of Nick's journey see his Encyclopedia Dramatica page:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nick_Bate
 
Believe it or not, being gross on Twitter is not a crime.
Yeah but some of the things he's posting can be considered threats, which can be reported and taken seriously. I'm just wondering if people have tried to report him, only to be shrugged off because Anna lives across country or because he hasn't 'attempted' anything yet. Any sane official would take one look at him and get a warrant to question him, but the matter would be getting someone to actually take notice.
 
Believe it or not, being gross on Twitter is not a crime.

He's posted repeatedly about wishing to have sex with pre pubescent girls as well as some fairly disturbing threats towards Anna one of our members, both those things could be considered against the law. Sadly Nick has a near CWC level ability to avoid consequences.
 
I haven't read through the entire thread, so I'm sorry if this has been asked already, but does anyone know what the story is with this Jessa woman and why Nick considers her his mother?
 
I haven't read through the entire thread, so I'm sorry if this has been asked already, but does anyone know what the story is with this Jessa woman and why Nick considers her his mother?
I'm not sure how he associated with her or if they still maintain contact, but there's another person online who he refers to as his "Dad". AFAIK he despises his own family (who he refers to as B-mum/B-dad/B-aunt) because they're super religious, abusive, neglectful and very conservative and controlling to where he's not allowed to crossdress or to use the Internet (which is why he only has Internet access on his laptop two hours a month and his tweets are all posted using his minutes on his prepaid phone).
 
Jessa used to have a twitter but I believe she deleted it because she was getting harassed by trolls. His father is someone he refers to as Thom who is an autistic tranny brony. Even though Nick claims he's a girl, he still misgenders "Thom" and fails to grasp the fact that Thom is trans: https://twitter.com/hmquinnell
 
Jessa used to have a twitter but I believe she deleted it because she was getting harassed by trolls. His father is someone he refers to as Thom who is an autistic tranny brony. Even though Nick claims he's a girl, he still misgenders "Thom" and fails to grasp the fact that Thom is trans: https://twitter.com/hmquinnell
*Trans-trender. Can't be both an SJW and a truscum.
 
Yeah but some of the things he's posting can be considered threats, which can be reported and taken seriously. I'm just wondering if people have tried to report him, only to be shrugged off because Anna lives across country or because he hasn't 'attempted' anything yet. Any sane official would take one look at him and get a warrant to question him, but the matter would be getting someone to actually take notice.

We've got corroborating testimony from Ancani. Shit's real, yo.
 
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Ancani is the "Wife" he's constantly referring to. And I believe there were reports, but the situation was found to be mostly fabricated by Nick upon further investigation. I can't recall, but it turned out things weren't as dire as initially suspected. Go ahead and read the thread. Most of the pics of his teeth are behind spoiler tags, and once you have read it, then a Kiwi you will be.
 
HERE IS A NICK BATE FAQ FOR N00BS WHO ASK THE SAME QUESTIONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN:

Q: Is this guy for real?
A: Yes, he has a nearly 10 year history of shitting up the internet, a psychological report, pictures of his fucked up teeth, and the object of his obsession, @Ancani, confirming that he's been fucked up for a very long time and stalked her for years in these very forums.

Q: Has anyone contacted the authorities about him?
A: Yes, Anna reported him for stalking and weens have definitely called the authorities on him for molesting his sister. Unfortunately, Nick lives in Pennsylvania where it is very hard to prove abuse without concrete evidence. Those things are changing as a result of the Jerry Sandusky scandal. The worst that I've seen happen to him is that he got banned from the sped bus for a week because he was making creepy tweets about girls and was arrested and briefly institutionalized for attacking his mom for trying to cut down his internet a couple years ago. Another time he went to the loony bin for writing about his violent mass murder fantasies.

Q: Who is B-mum and Joyce?
A: The "B" is a prefix that refers to his "biological" family. He considers his "real family" to consist of some white knights named Jessa and Thom as his parents and Anna as his wife. Despite referring to Jessa as "mommy", he has solicited her for sex before on twitter. His real mother is a toothless religious nut who doesn't believe in mental illness and that Nick worships Satan or something even though Nick claims he's a prophet of God. The closest thing to a mother he has is his Aunt Joyce who provides him with an apartment, manages his finances, and keeps his internet cut down (he access twitter with his phone). His Dad smoked weed with Nick when he was very young and his mom left him for being a pothead. They have a distant, but amiable, relationship.

Q: Nick is a prophet?
A: Yeah, along with God telling Anna is Nick's wife, God commanded Nick to tell people that he has reversed his stance on the whole "sodomy" thing and that everyone should have buttsex.

Q: No seriously, nobody is this fucked up. This guy is a ruseman.
A: There is some pretty freaky porn out there on the internet, which means there's a market for it, which means there are a whole lot of freaks in this world. He has photos in drag, nudes, a long documented history of being a fucking creep. I think his whole tweeting about Hitler and butts all the time is being edgy and looking for attention, but he's definitely fucked in the head. Nick is like that one kid in school who ate bugs for attention because he was so desperate he didn't care if the attention was good or bad.

Q: Did he really molest his sister?
A: He later denied it and said he was joking but who the fuck would make up a story like that? A sick fuck, that's who. (Updated: his sister accused him of being a bad touch Larry, but as of Feb 2015, nothing came out of it)

Q: Should I troll Nick?
A: From what I can tell, he is very dense and responds to most trolling with either indifference or confusion. He can't grasp why other people would think being a pedo is a bad thing and doesn't seeing anything wrong with smearing poop on his walls. It's probably a bad idea to troll him because he won't chimp out or get any sort of reaction that you're probably looking for as he's an attention whore who doesn't have any discernible emotions or conscience. He also thinks that trolls are sent after him by Anna because she tells "lies" about him.


Q: Who are Nick's girlfriends he refers to?
A: Nick has mentioned a couple of previous girlfriends other than "the wife". Girlfriend 1 was from about 10 years ago and he's been vague about her other than mentioning that she was an IRL girlfriend and may have performed oral sex on him.

Girlfriend 2 is Maddi, an underaged girl that he cybered with a few years ago. She shared a lot of info about him on one of /cow/'s previous incarnations. I'm actually surprised she has yet to appear in this thread. (Update: this is because she wants nothing to do with him, so don't bother trying to contact her)

Q: Why does Nick write spell words like "out" "oot" like he's the blackface version of a Canadian?
A: Nick has this idealized vision of Canada that it is a wonderful paradise or something unlike the fascist US where he has no freedom.. Also his internet mommy Jessa is Canadian, ergo he is Canadian.

Q: Why does Nick say "Kentucky doesn't exist!" all the time?
A: Random access humor. He is not very good at the whole humor thing being a psychopath and all.

Q: Is Nick autistic?
A: No, he just wishes he was so he could be more like Anna so she would love him, as well as explaining his antisocial tendencies. His psychology exam says that he has a personality disorder and a poor grip on reality, but no autism.

Q: Is Nick a TRUE AND HONEST woman?
A: Nick claims to be a girl and wears woman's underwear, but misgenders other transgendered people and doesn't seem to grasp the nuances of gender identities. Much like Chris, he has not had gender reassignment surgery and probably never will since he is revolted by vaginas. Some speculate it's because he's trying to impress Anna since she is a lesbian, but he's been crossdressing long before Anna came out.

Q: Why is Nick revolted by vaginas?
A: He's not revolted to ALL vaginas. Only when women hit "puberty" and they "open up", which is why he identifies as a "pedosexual".

Q: Is Nick going to jail?
A: Who knows? Most likely. Child protective services has determined that he has abused his sister. This will at the very least keep him away from her through some sort of restraining order. Considering he allegedly sent a detective a video of him jacking off with his shit, he could be jailed for that. It will be a lengthy process and the cops need to gather enough evidence to nail him with a guilty verdict. Be patient.

Q: Wow Nick is horrible! I'm going to make a post explaining why I'm better than him even though I only brush my teeth twice a week!
A: :alog:

Q: Ok, but I'm going to make a post about how I thinks he should get butt raped in prison!
A: Yes, I think every single person is disgusted by Nick and thinks he's a terrible person. But, it's a real pain to read through five pages on it when you're looking for updates on his ongoing criminal investigation.

Q: Nick hasn't posted in two days! HAHA YES HE GOT BUSTED DIDN'T HE?!?!
A: Nick uses a ghetto prepaid phone to access the internet. He doesn't have wireless internet because his Aunt still has a couple brain cells to rub together. He's most likely out of minutes. Now, if it's been a couple months we can begin to hope for the best.
 
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Oh god I found the Ancani stuff. That poor girl oh my god. @AncaniNo one helps and It makes me crazy. I'm sure she's asked. Who the fuck lets these people around kids. I hate everything

The natural human condition is to be helpful and positive. There are plenty of studies that show altruism in babies and generosity in toddlers.

The converse of that is that we assume, naturally, that someone close to another person is helping them. Barring extreme examples and rock solid evidence, you'd figure an uncle is doing his best, even if he's weird.

Nick Bate is not doing his best. And if I'm wrong, and Nick Bate literally the best version of him? He should cauterize his influence from the rest of the world as quickly as possible.

No A-Log Brah.
 
HERE IS A NICK BATE FAQ FOR N00BS WHO ASK THE SAME QUESTIONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN:

Q: Is this guy for real?
A: Yes, he has a nearly 10 year history of shitting up the internet, a psychological report, pictures of his fucked up teeth, and the object of his obsession posting in these very forums.

Q: Has anyone contacted the authorities about him?
A: Yes, Anna reported him for stalking and weens have definitely called the authorities on him for molesting his sister. Unfortunately, Nick lives in Pennsylvania where it is very hard to prove abuse without concrete evidence. Those things are changing as a result of the Jerry Sandusky scandal. The worst that I've seen happen to him is that he got banned from the sped bus for a week because he was making creepy tweets about girls and was institutionalized for attacking his mom for trying to cut down his internet a couple years ago.

Q: Who is B-mum and Joyce?
A: The "B" is a prefix that refers to his "biological" family. He considers his "real family" to consist of some white knights named Jessa and Thom as his parents and Anna as his wife. Despite referring to Jessa as "mommy", he has solicited her for sex before on twitter. His real mother is a toothless religious nut who doesn't believe in mental illness and that Nick worships Satan or something even though Nick claims he's a prophet of God. The closest thing to a mother he has is his Aunt Joyce who provides him with an apartment, manages his finances, and keeps his internet cut down (he tweets via his phone).

Q: Nick is a prophet?
A: Yeah, along with God telling Anna is Nick's wife, God commanded Nick to tell people that he has reversed his stance on the whole "sodomy" thing and that everyone should have buttsex.

Q: No seriously, nobody is this fucked up. This guy is a ruseman.
A: There is some pretty freaky porn out there on the internet, which means there's a market for it, which means there are a whole lot of freaks in this world. He has photos in drag, nudes, a long documented history of being a fucking creep. I think his whole tweeting about Hitler and butts all the time is being edgy and looking for attention, but he's definitely fucked in the head. Nick is like that one kid in school who ate bugs for attention because he was so desperate he didn't care if the attention was good or bad.

Q: Did he reallly molest his sister?
A: HE later denied it and said he was joking but who the fuck would make up a story like that? A sick fuck, that's who.

Q: Should I troll Nick?
A: From what I can tell, he is very dense and responds to most trolling with either indifference or confusion. He can't grasp why other people would think being a pedo is a bad thing and doesn't seeing anything wrong with smearing poop on his walls. It's probably a bad idea to troll him because he won't chimp out or get any sort of reaction that you're probably looking for as he's an attention whore who doesn't have any discernible emotions or conscience.

Q: Who are Nick's girlfriends?
A: Nick has mentioned a couple of previous girlfriends other than "the wife". Girlfriend 1 was from about 10 years ago and he's been vague about her other than mentioning that she was an IRL girlfriend and may have performed oral sex on him.

Girlfriend 2 is Maddi, an underaged girl that he cybered with a few years ago. She shared a lot of info about him on one of /cow/'s previous boards. I'm actually surprised she has yet to appear in this thread.

Q: Why does Nick write spell words like "out" "oot" like he's the blackface version of a Canadian?
A: Nick has this idealized vision of Canada that it is a wonderful paradise or something unlike the fascist US where he has no freedom.. Also his internet mommy Jessa is Canadian, ergo he is Canadian.

Q: Why does Nick say "Kentucky doesn't exist!" all the time?
A: Random access humor. He is not very good at the whole humor thing being a psychopath and all.

Q: Is Nick autistic?
A: No, he just wishes he was so he could be more like Anna. His psychology exam says that he has a personality disorder and a poor grip on reality, but he is not autistic.
Oh hey I'm back. And I can confirm all of this.

I can't remember if I've mentioned this or not, but I believe Girlfriend #1 is a girl named Tara. We haven't been in contact for quite a while but they did have a bit of a thing way back when. It was probably the closest he actually came to having a girlfriend, though IIRC it was less of a relationship and more just occasional cybering. It's been long enough since then that I don't remember much about that.

Ican't say with absolute certainity that he's referring to Tara (unless someone has a screencap of him mentioning her by name or something), but she's the only person I can think of who fits the bill.

(I'm considering making a masterlist of the people involved in this whole mess, since there has been a fair bit of drama amongst nearly everyone involved and it might help provide a bit of context to some of his tweets. Shit's like a bizarre, perverted soap opera, I swear.)

Oh, and for the record: Maddi knows of this thread's existence, but honestly I don't blame her for not wanting to join in.
 
Oh hey I'm back. And I can confirm all of this.

I can't remember if I've mentioned this or not, but I believe Girlfriend #1 is a girl named Tara. We haven't been in contact for quite a while but they did have a bit of a thing way back when. It was probably the closest he actually came to having a girlfriend, though IIRC it was less of a relationship and more just occasional cybering. It's been long enough since then that I don't remember much about that.

Ican't say with absolute certainity that he's referring to Tara (unless someone has a screencap of him mentioning her by name or something), but she's the only person I can think of who fits the bill.

(I'm considering making a masterlist of the people involved in this whole mess, since there has been a fair bit of drama amongst nearly everyone involved and it might help provide a bit of context to some of his tweets. Shit's like a bizarre, perverted soap opera, I swear.)

Oh, and for the record: Maddi knows of this thread's existence, but honestly I don't blame her for not wanting to join in.

Do you know anything about Jessa and Heather (Thom?) and why they enable his shitty behavior/put up with him?
 
I don't know much about Heather/Thom, but Jessa and I were very good friends for a very long time (though due to some drama that's not relevant to Nick, we aren't friends anymore). I have no idea why she puts up with Nick, but she seems to genuinely care about him for whatever reason. She seems to have a bit of a savior complex in regards to him, actually--she seems utterly convinced that he can change and become a decent person. It's actually really depressing.
 
I don't know much about Heather/Thom, but Jessa and I were very good friends for a very long time (though due to some drama that's not relevant to Nick, we aren't friends anymore). I have no idea why she puts up with Nick, but she seems to genuinely care about him for whatever reason. She seems to have a bit of a savior complex in regards to him, actually--she seems utterly convinced that he can change and become a decent person. It's actually really depressing.
So instead of helping out people she can actually help she decides to try to save Nick. That is sad for so many reasons.
 
Oh, and for the record: Maddi knows of this thread's existence, but honestly I don't blame her for not wanting to join in.

Can I just ask how you know this? Also again I am so sorry you have had to interact with Sick Nick an become the focus of his obsession.
 
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